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And the smirking! It is the least attractive facial expression a human can muster and every single person who does it deserves a punch in the throat. Adam does it constantly. His defence of himself to Georgia who (correctly) pointed out that he was trying to make Jenna ashamed of her past was typical- "She's probably slept with 100 men! Don't you dare rub it in my face at work. Everyone on earth would feel the same!" He's an incel/misogynist/serialkiller hybrid.

I thought that. But she cant be THAT insecure, can she? I was hoping it was one of those things where she knows what they are doing and isn't going to turn away compliments but isn't blind to their game. Then again, it has happened an awful lot this season. Maybe leaving RHOBH has damaged her self worth that she needs these obvious suck up comments to feel better.

Exactly. There are no journalists at the unnamed network her creepy fiance works at. This is the fourth time Kelly has had to walk back her disgusting "natural selection at work" Covid comments. Obviously someone at Bravo is sending an obligatory text telling her to shut up and she experiences a brief moment of panic at her income stream being taken away from her and then she starts again. These fucking housewives mouthing off about issues they have no idea about (Ramona from NY is doing the same on instagram) makes my blood boil. I forgot about Kelly because I wanted the cancer scammer gone. And now she is I can focus on what a disgusting person Kelly is. Season 11 Kelly is the true Kelly.

There are a lot of things that irritate me about Lisa but the one that makes me cringe the most is the reoccurring story line that all her male subordinates want to bang her. It has been mentioned and mocked in the individual episode threads but this has been happening since season 4 when there was a pic or something of Lisa on the wall at SUR and Jax was pretending to be overcome with how gorgeous she was. I mean, Lisa's not ugly. But there is no way any of these turds (even Schwartz) are panting after Lisa. Obviously they have made a calculation that doing this will help them stay on the show. And maybe it will (we'll have to wait and see if Brett sticks around). But to me it's just pathetic.

I'm hoping that all the roids have made Jax sterile. Which of course would be blamed on Brittany. I don't think she would be a bad mother but I don't want her kids to be subjected to decades of watching their dad gaslight their mum and punch walls. Jax would be a fun dad for an hour a week before he accidently locks the kid in the car in the middle of summer while he goes to the gym. And can sociopathy be a learned behaviour? Because if so that's another strike against Jittany breeding.

He must have been on Xanax during Season 3. He was completely different. I just got Hayu, which is the Australian poormans version of Hulu and actually watched Season 2 last weekend so it is very fresh in my mind. I wouldn't be going on any cross country road trips in his van with Season 2 or BD Sailing Yacht Adam. I enjoy living too much.

Adam was creepy as hell on his first season. Calling women sluts who dared to question him, spite cooking food for guests who dared to make special requests, creeping over Malia and telling her he loved her after 4 days when they barely knew each other and had only kissed. He wasn't a "bad boy". He was a love bombing restraining order waiting to happen. His behaviour on Sailing Yacht is the same but with amped up anger at people who dare question him. I can't think of the right word to describe his energy. I get a strong "incel who has managed to have sex" vibe from him. I have to wonder what Jenna is used to if she thinks she's in love with him. I know we are only seeing what the editors want us to but there hasn't been a single endearing moment from him that would explain things. Although I'm with him in that sending love notes is ridiculous. You're not 12 years old, Jenna!

Oh, who knows. I'd definitely be suspicious of someone who has cheated so much in the past but maybe LeAnn has cracked the code and made him faithful. At the very least I think the lifestyle upgrade that he clearly loves is enough to make him extraordinarily discreet. And Leann cares way too much about people gloating about him cheating again so she'd probably pretend it didn't happen. That woman is a gigantic ball of need.

I have to preface this story by stating that I have an iron clad memory for irrelevant information. But a thousand years ago my mum got hooked on Young And The Restless and started to get Soap Opera Digest. I'd end up reading them when I was bored and there was an interview with some actress who had just called off an engagement with Eddie Cibrian. She was a ' good Christian girl', planning on saving herself for marriage blah blah blah and she had just caught him cheating with some model named Brandi. And the actress sought out the model to warn him that Cibrian was a dog and to watch it. And the model named Brandi married him. So she can shut the hell up with her 'I didn't see it coming so pity me please. She knew. She's trash. She's racist. And she blows.

Butch! That's it. Long live Butch and his boat terrors. I had to google Ty-D-Bol, though. That ad didn't make it across the pond. Reflecting on these past seasons have reminded me of what a sucker I used to be for Survivor. Every other reality show I've seen I can see how manipulative the editing is, I don't fall for the bad guy edit because I know how deceptive it is but with Survivor I go for it every time. I hate who they want me to hate and support who they want me to support. The exception for that is Boston Rob. I think I'm meant to like him now but I've disliked him from inception. I'm so glad I had long lost interest in watching a full season by the time he won.

I never minded Chris. I started watching Season 1 about halfway through when it had exploded with popularity and I had been reading about this Satan's Minion named Chris. I was like "that's it"? I come from the school of Jonny Fairplay on Survivor pretending his grandmother died to win a sandwich type of villainy. If I don't come away wanting to start a grass fire on your front lawn then you're not a villain. The edit Chris got always seemed sort of half assed, as if the editors were thinking "reality tv needs a bad guy and we are nowhere near as good at it as our American counterparts but we'll try this". Ice cream Ben annoyed me more. And that comes from only watching the grand final that year. I'm liking the new judges. It was time. I've always liked Gary and Matt I'm neutral on but George's behavior in the real word really damaged the brand. He's like Pete Evans on MKR- I can't tolerate them because they are such ignorant assholes. And I'm sorry but I absolutely would order a potato rosti as an entree.

Same. I haven't really watched this since Season 5 (excluding the finals because I like the insane desserts they have to make) but mindless cooking shows look really good right now. I'm glad there are quite a few people from the early days that I recognise and I'm glad we get another round of the greatest bromance on tv staring Ben and Andy. Watching them fall in love was the best part of their season.

I remember Amazon much more than Thailand because of Matt. He was extremely intelligent and was obviously very strong but it was his strategy of terrifying his way into the final 2 that sticks with me. Look out for his chat in the fishing boat with a player (can't remember who) about strategy. An old friend and I still randomly text his speech to each other when we're bored. That whole "we're a chain. Say it. We're a chain. You're on a need to know basis. Talking stops now" while the other guy tried not to blink was so funny. I haven't religiously watched since Caramoan although I always tune in if any episodes get a lot of press for bad behavior and/or outing of transgendered cast mates so the modern game play and idol searches are a bit beyond me but I'd forgotten how much I loved the early seasons. Some of them are on free to air in Australia now but they've just randomly picked the ones and only a few from season 1-15. They do have Amazon though so maybe I'll go back now that we're all stuck at home.

I LOVED Thailand. I can barely remember anyone from the season and seem to remember some gross sexual assault sleep grinding but that season was must see for me and my friends. That was the only time I've ever had viewing parties for a TV show and one of my friends cancelled a date with a guy she'd been after for a year because the merge episode was on. I mean, we were hooked. I was surprised to read it is considered to be the worst. I think they were all assholes but I still loved it. Amazon was good too. Mainly for Matt and his slow descent into madness. And watching him sharpen his bayonet knife for hours while the other tribemates tried to work out a polite way to ask what the hell he was doing.

I read something during the Fofty drama that said Randall worked/was mates with Wahlberg but it was fairly one sided. Randall used to call Wahlberg at all hours when he was out on the piss with friends, trying to prove that he was a Big Man because he was friends with Mark Wahlberg. Apparently one night Wahlberg lost it and told him to stop calling him and in the morning he was changing his phone number. Which was fair enough. I can't stand Wahlberg but the man had very young kids and probably didn't appreciate getting called at 3am. Anyway, once Wahlberg said that Rand got really slimey and obsequious- "oh, I'm sorry, please forgive me, you're my closest friend, I admire you so much, I'll do better" etc but I don't think it worked. So points for Mark Wahlberg? I think Randall got lucky with The Irishman and is going to ride that wave for eternity. He'll be 85 with Lala Version 14 and desperately trying to get into the Vanity Fair party by pointing out he financed a Scorsese film. Hasn't done anything since, of course, but he financed a Scorsese film. Tom Schwartz is awful. I don't like being put in a position where I feel sympathy for Katie but his reaction was really nasty. He flies under the radar because his wife is so overtly terrible (Team Kristen Forever!) but every now and then we get these little flashes of what he is really like with her. Come to think of it all these people blow. If I see one more praying emoji from Jax "I'm a born again Christian now" Taylor I'm breaking the international travel ban, jumping on a plane to LA and taking him out.

AND he interacts with his fans! He DM'd my friend and called him a clown. Granted, he was replying to something sort of mean in his comments. But my friend did the right thing by apologizing with a 'I'm sorry Fofty'. So I think there's a friendship opening there.

Jax doesn't work that way. Stassi mentioned during the cheating scandal that he has never broken up with someone. He gaslights whoever he is with and cheats/denigrates/mentally breaks them down until THEY leave. Then he can say 'no, I was dumped. I loved her, I would have stayed'. And he gets attention and/or sympathy. He just didn't count on Brittany being so focussed on her T list celebrity goals that she'd stick around and take it. That's why I sort of love her. I mean, I can't stand her, but I love the fact that Jax can't go to his usual playbook and make it work. And he's too stupid to work out a different plan. She's going to barnacle to him for the rest of his life. And as long as they don't have children I am HERE for it.

Please tell me you're joking.

How dare you. That was the last championship Polk High won. The way I see it, Katie and Stassi think they are operating on a higher plane because they are married/ getting engaged. Kristen is still making self destructive choices so they can look down on her. As if Katie and Schwartz and his cheating/her drinking and Stassi and Beau and his fermenting issues of her financial superiority are things to aspire to. Kristen is a mess but she owns it. And she handles Twitter idiots really well unlike a certain coked up fuckface we know. My favourite moment of the episode, however goes to Randall and Lala. Randall: I'm sweating like a pig. Lala: No, you look great. No, Lala. No he doesn't.

Ha! Me either. I've never been on Facebook. Even at the beginning when there were 5 of us on the planet not using it I held firm. If I wanted to be in touch with you we'd be in touch. I got a Twitter account to get pictures of elephants and an Instagram account for the sole purpose of getting Katie Miller to accept my follow request. And I do that by graphically insulting her husband in my user name every time I request it. She still hadn't blocked me. Bill and his Gran Torino rants really upset me. He used to be so funny. I found him 1000 years ago on Crooks And Liars when they would put up these tiny files of Bill eviscerating George W Bush and the Iraq War. He was brilliant ( or his writers were). And now we have week after week of him having people like Douthat or Bannon on, all in the name of being edgy. He's just a relic now, moaning about the good old days where you could say something about a woman's breasts on air to her face and then never face blowback. I haven't written him off. But I'm close.

Poor Raquel. All I think when I see her is 'buffering...buffering...buffering'. I just hope that she's as dopey as she appears so James' mind games have no chance of working. My loathing of him is strong. I felt bad for Schwartz and his lizard. A similar thing happened to my brother and his turtle. Except we all thought he was just sleeping and so had a rotting turtle carcass in a tank for 4 months. We're clearly not very bright in my family. Come sit by me, Raquel!

No. I mean, I'm not going to DM her and tell her she's wrong. But to me she was raped. I don't know why the two stories differ so wildly. What she describes in the podcast interview meets my definition of rape. You may differ. I haven't been posting here long enough to make enemies though so please don't demote me as Best Woman from your hypothetical wedding, @yourmomiseasy!

It depends on her definition of blackout, which we'll never get. I think he's the type of weasel who would look at a profoundly intoxicated woman and see it as an opportunity. Especially because he was obsessed with her at the time. Lala makes me sad. Maybe Randall treats her well now that they are both sober but their interaction this episode was just her humoring a kind of embarrassing relative. Maybe he'll get better with time (I probably wouldn't be my authentic self if you started filming me) but he needs to give us the opportunity to get to know him. Which means not ordering two huge portions of fried chicken at a restaurant and then probably doing blow in the bathroom with Jax. That heart attack he faked with Fofty seems more authentic if he's living like that.

https://jezebel.com/vanderpump-rules-lala-kent-says-the-blackout-drunk-sex-1748209792 I can't remember her description on the show about it, though. You made me think maybe I'd remembered it wrong and was holding a grudge over nothing. But google is always our friend and I found it and I stand by my seething contempt of White Kanye.

It wasn't on the show, but Lala. She went on a podcast and was asked about if she had slept with him. She said yes, they had a big night out and she passed out. The next morning she saw a used condom or some telltale sign and asked him and he said 'Oh yeah, we were so blind drunk and had sex'. One of the guys interviewing her said 'that's rape' but she was very clear that she didn't see it that way. I, however, do.