Wow, so many!
I must add the infamous:" He was my boyfriend first"!-Rory, Raincoats and Recipes
and Lorelai's "Zero to Jackass in 3.2 seconds moment: "Since when did you become the relationship expert? You haven't been in a relationship in years" (to Sookie)-Paris is burning
Jess to Luke :"You see, this is your problem. You're gonna help people whether they want it or not. You have to fix everything. You have to fix everyone. You think it makes you a good guy but, really, it just makes you a pain in the ass. You make it so that when people fail you you get to feel like the martyr and they get to feel like not only did they screw up but they also disappointed you."-Nag Hamadi