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As Jill described it: "THIS WAS THE SECOND RECEPTION - TO SIT DOWN, EAT A MEAL AND ENJOY THE FELLOWSHIP," as if Jill and David had had something to do with the Kellers' party. In addition to potato chips and olives for the FIRST RECEPTION, Nurie had a wedding cake, and I think the Dingus woman (Sydney?) from Joy Baptist made it as a gift. She also did the purple and green cake for Nurie's wedding shower. To show their thanks, Jill and David must have done, uh, something really, really special for the Dingus family, I'm sure. I'll bet Jill did something wonderful for the Kellers too to show her gratitude for sponsoring the SECOND RECEPTION. Jill is just that kind of thoughtful, gracious, generous woman. Just ask her.

Remember when Jill used Suzette and Mike's anniversary dinner as a way to feed her hungry hoard for free after Nurie's lackluster wedding reception? Jill has never cared about anybody but herself. Other people exist only for what they can do for her.

Poor Kaylee is dressed like a geriatric member of the British royal family. All she needs is a little white pocketbook with a handle. She gets major points, however, for little Gideon wearing his glasses.

Since we're on the subject, there's something beige or green peeking out either under the shirt or over the top of the skirt. At first, I thought it was a modesty shirt under the blouse, but maybe it's Spanx or an equivalent. If so, that skirt either has a pretty low waist or she can't pull it up any higher. Yes, Giorigo! And it's in Jill's favorite decades.

I feel really sorry for the skirt. It's obviously suffering. Jill, the attention seeker, came to an Easter Sunday church service dressed as a circus clown. Her lack of taste never fails.

Jill sure spent that Melaleuca check fast buying new clothes for herself. She'll have to revive the whipped cream boutique to get rid of some of her collection.

It's interesting that Nurie is the only one in the large group who couldn't find a plain white or beige top. You'd think with all the modesty shirts she must own, there'd be a white t-shirt "blouse" in the bunch. She could have borrowed one of Nathan's, but that would literally be breaking the women can't wear men's clothing rule.

Didn't Jill also mention brain plasticity after reading a book on the subject by Debi Pearl (!), whose credentials are blanket trainer and godly helpmeet?

I think the hutch and the stove move in and out of the dining room by season. It's time for the switch.

I'm going to assume that the company Jill is talking about here is Melaleuca. This is a Mormon founded and led company. I doubt Jill considers Mormons to be real Christians, and if she ran into any of these people in public, she would bat her greasy eyelids at them and insist they take a smiley tract to get saved in the right way. After reading Jill's qualifications for choosing a company worthy of employing her extraordinary (cough, cough) self, I sincerely hope Mela-whatever manages to screw her over in every way possible. I have no patience for either Jill or these pyramid scams, and her Weepy Jilly post would be epic.

I hope Kaylee doesn't light real candles in that house. It looks like a dry, old place that could be engulfed in flames in a minute. The barndo is bad enough, but at least it is has a metal construction and is one floor (except for the "guest suite"). Both places are filled with fuel courtesy of Hobby Lobby and various MLMs.

Jill is about as submissive as an angry camel. She just plays the meek housewife role when she wants something from somebody.

The girl in Wisconsin was someone he met at his job, I believe. The photos were of a work party. Jill apparently didn't like what she was seeing, so he was home not long after. His departure was quiet, but it seems he left before Spring Break. Covid hit, but he could have finished the semester remotely. If he had, Jill would have bragged about it. I doubt he was doing well in school. In addition to his classes, he was working and taking flying lessons. It's not a good situation for someone starting so far behind academically. The first year of community college can be an extension of high school, but Tim never got close to high school in The Best Home School Ever.

The first player had goo poured on her hair and in her face. It got in her eyes. I noticed the others got progressively easier treatment. However, one was upset about her hairdo. What was in that stuff? It was an interesting challenge that made people either turn on each other or build an alliance.

Phillip hasn't looked enthusiastic about much of anything since he returned. Who can blame him? What a setback to try to escape the family circus with two colleges and a sole trip to Oklahoma only to find himself right back where he started. Abandon all hope, ye who enter (the barndo).

If Jill tried to pass off some of the children as "five or under," would she and David try to get in as "seniors." They'd save a quarter each on admission. It's more likely Jill would try to get herself the "ages 17-6" admission since people always think she's one of the daughters.

Apparently, proofreading and using spellcheck were not mentioned at either of the two "colleges" Phillip attended. I'll bet Jill and David think they're special enough to bring about the Rapture, and they, having led full lives, and their kids, having had short, miserable lives, will all ascend to heaven together. Jill will bring her phone to record the event.

There's quite a bit of history left to show, so the program might stretch it out to three seasons. Louis and Marie were in their late 30's when they died.

Elijah reminds me of Jonathan before he married Kaylee. However, marrying into the Rodrigues family of Wooster will age anybody. Heidi might be an exception if she keeps some distance from the barndo of bad living.

MA is shown as having a good heart regarding the poor. However, she is completely adrift in the goings on at Versailles. The king is just as bad if not worse since he's in charge. Of course this isn't going to end well. Versailles is a huge rooming house filled with aristocratic freeloaders.

Covid? Trouble with Plexus or Melaleuca sales and payments? Cancelled by a church or two on the singing circuit? Spent the proceeds from the Ladies' Retreat on hoodie blouses and decorative junk too soon? Pulled from being in charge of the Ladies' Retreat? Government benefits or services the Rodriguii need and use suddenly cancelled? Satan's attacks on Jill are endless. None of her troubles are her fault in any way, of course. I'm sure we'll find out unless the situation is too embarrassing for even Jill to talk about. ETA: Reddits says the Rods are in the van on tour again. That doesn't make any of the above speculation impossible, of course.

I'd like to know what she thinks "woke" means since she bothered to mention it. Are there no people of color, people with college degrees, women with professional positions, unmarried adults, non-Christians, or LGBTQ people selling and buying this stuff? That's a tough business model to sustain, so Jillybean might be surprised who her fellow Melaleucites are. Are there no other countries who would take this stupid, bigoted woman, or are we stuck with her?

Wasn't she complaining recently in one of her "Weeping Jilly" videos how busy she was being a perfect wife, mother, and Christian, etc., but now she is hustling two MLMs? Either Jill isn't as busy as she claims, or she and David are struggling financially more than their recent trip to Epcot and her new wardrobe would suggest.

Sigh. It hard to imagine David, snoring in the recliner during the day while his dozen kids tip toe around him, a worthy model of a charity.

I read that the clearing house will do tax preparation for the missionaries. However, Jill and David apparently prefer TurboTax. I wonder why.