BradandJanet

That off-color polyester braid, the massive scuba goggles, the skin-tight skirts. Jill certainly makes interesting choices. Does she wear a thong under her clingy skirts? Is she going to have to shave her armpits now that she has an immodest Punta Cana blouse to wear? Does the Bible offer guidance about these important questions? I hope so.

Ah, the bowling outfit. What function did that skirt have in its former life? Part of a belly dancer's costume, maybe? The red and black bowling shoes, the orange bowling ball, and the casual shirt really top off the look. David, on the other hand, seems to own a lot of bowling shirts. I hope he brought one on the trip. Of the hundreds of Plexus People at the beach resort, the bowling alley appears to be empty except for Jill and David. Even the children staying there have found something more interesting to do. I'm SEVERELY GREEN with envy that I didn't fly to a beach resort in the DR to do some casual bowling in a long, skin-tight skirt and sit in a hot tub in my street clothes. I hope I can get past my jealousy. How awesome would that be? Did Ellen go on this trip? She's a top Plexus pusher, but maybe she decided to stay home and be envious of Jill.

Jill and David appear to have the convenient religious belief that they have no obligations to their children except to make sure they're fully indoctrinated and have little or no ability to leave or even question what "God" wants. God obviously wants Jill to have an abundance of the tackiest possessions possible. I don't think the kids expect anything from Jill's many yearly vacations except a show of everything she bought for herself. At least on this trip, the Rodlets who made the trip to Florida are getting fed on Nathan's dime, and Tim and Jonathan are feeding anyone who remains in the barndo. That's probably more than they usually get.

Jill and Dave's unit will be closed after they leave until the plumbers can get the hot tub drain working again. I can only imagine what they wore to sit in it. Her wardrobe for this trip is exceeding expectations, and there are surprises to come. She still needs to hit the resort's shops too. I see a collection of Punta Cana t-shirt blouses and baseball bonnets in her future. Nobody feels envious of gloating Jill and her lazy husband. What planet does she live on to think that?

Jill on a tropical island wearing her new hat.

It is like Christmas, and Jill is delivering like the best Santa ever. Jill is not going sightseeing without David, no matter how hot and uncomfortable he might be. Remember the time she dragged her sick kids out of the stink bus to tour the Andy Griffith museum with her? If Jill want to walk around, everybody has to walk with her. I just hope she isn't making sweaty Davy drink Pink Plexus, which is probably a diuretic. That cheap hat has wilted on Jill's damp head. She looks like Gilligan on a three-hour tour.

She can give a slide show about this trip to the ladies at her March retreat. The surcharge on their registration fees this year helped pay for the airfares and the new clothes. Those retreat ladies really wanted to pour into Jill. Since she won't bring home any gifts for her kids, I hope the vendors on the beaches soak her for everything she greedily buys for herself.

Oh, good. We got a bovine-patterned beach outfit @crazy8s. Jill bought a whole new wardrobe for this trip. Gracious and glorious Jill, a beacon for humanity. This is the woman who didn't want to give a ride to a fellow church member because Jill considered the woman to be of lower status. Now, she wants to pour her love and care into all of us. 🤮

It's hard to know how much of the trip Plexus covered. The amount is based on a complicated earned-credits formula. We don't know how many credits Jill has. However, it seems to me that just getting the invitation assures a free room for the Plexer and a guest. I suspect the buffets are part of that package. I doubt Jill is high enough in the pink drink chain to get free flights for two and free island excursions. Her welcome package didn't exactly scream VIP. One hint will be to see if she makes it to the invitation-only formal (as opposed to the nice) party at the end. The Sister Wives will get invitations to the best party, and Jill isn't in their league. This is a three-night trip, so it's not as if she and Hunk are going to be there for a long vacation. I think the cruise would have been more expensive, and Jill didn't make that trip. That must have been an embarrassment for her, and she was determined to get to Punta Cana, stink bus repairs and empty kitchen pantry be damned. I'm here for the fashion show. The first outfit did not disappoint.

Jill's skirt looks and fits like a condom. Maybe Hunk should get the message.

Another cheap hat, another cheap bag. Jill is in Plexus heaven.

Jill is going to show up to Teidi's wedding with a brace on her SEVERELY TORN knee and her arm in a sling to support her SEVERELY TORN shoulder. She'll need to decorate her wheelchair with fresh flowers from the church and reception bouquets. Jill is SHE WHO WILL NOT BE UPSTAGED. Note to Heidi: Don't let Jill near you if she's holding tweezers, and don't let her do your hair unless you're OK with a lopsided rat's nest on your head.

I see the logic of Jill and Hunk's going to the DR. Why go into debt buying a pantry full of Plexus products every month to earn company points if you aren't willing to go into even more debt to use those points to go on the company trips? Anyway, Jill is still embarrassed or pissed (maybe both) that she didn't get to take the BIG cruise. Going to an island resort will help soothe her bruised ego.

True, but maybe the Rods will sing and beg their way down and back.

I won't be a bit surprised if Jill and Hunk get to Punta Canta. Jill's been playing games with us. She bragged about the cruise trip to the point of photoshopping pictures and documents to make it seem as if she were going. Suddenly, at the last minute, she had a mysterious illness or whatever as an excuse. Jill couldn't afford the cruise but enjoyed stringing everyone along. Still, she was probably embarrassed by the blowback she received for blatantly misleading people. She's said very little about Punta Cana, almost to the point of seeming uninterested. At Sam's graduation trip, she even mentioned a SEVERELY TORN knee and SHOULDER, two unbandaged red herrings. Jill and Hunk will drive the van with some of the kids to Florida, drop them off with Nurie, and fly to the DR from Florida, a much cheaper trip than from Ohio. Jill and David will have to swim at night, like they did in Texas, because of the scandalous bathing attire heathens wear, and there will be demon alcohol all around them. Jill will be screeching a lot of godly music to protect her and Hunk from the evil influences. Still, Plexus has been very, very, good to them. Jill very much wants to give her doubters a badly manicured middle finger, but, instead, we'll get great photos of her and Hunk wearing the latest in godly resort wear and drinking NON-alcoholic drinks with tiny paper umbrellas at the many, many buffets they'll hit.

Ski areas have restaurants, gift shops, and hotels with swimming pools. Why would Jill stay home and miss the things she loves? In JIll's case, maybe satan decided there weren't enough cans of green beans in the barndo to bother with, so he took up residence in the massive staircase Jill just had to have in the new addition. He got one of her knees, so why wouldn't he go for a shoulder too?

Kate knew about about Parvati walking around with the "poison" chalice. She's not coming into the game completely uninformed. I suspect she's been shown footage of the roundtable discussions and other significant events. She probably has plenty of opinions although not necessarily correct ones.

Jill doesn't entertain her kids. She doesn't feed their creativity. The kids are busy--cleaning, dusting, cooking, doing laundry, doing yard work, folding pamphlets, stuffing envelopes, spending days traveling and singing for food and money, tip toeing through the family room not to wake daddy, smiling for Mama's videos, listening to sermons and rants late at night, worrying about what sins they may have committed, etc. The kids, not Me-Me Jilly and Lazy Davy, live in bondage. What a sanctimonious bag of Plexus-smelling wind this woman is.

Maybe Aussie fan has noticed that the older girls' skirts have crept up to knee length on occasion and is worried the young women will lose their purity before marriage as a result. I'm laughing to think what Heidi's sisters would say if she received one of those dresses.

I believe the term is "underblouse." Undershirts are only for men, real men, like the Rod guys and Jonathan and Nathan. Why make an old-fashioned prairie dress and put a deep v-neck in it? Shouldn't the neckline on that kind of dress always be a choke hold design? I feel a little bit bad criticizing the Australian woman who made those dresses. I'm sure she meant well. But, really? Even the Rods don't dress like that, except for the unlucky youngest girls.

The poor Rodlets must have been horrified when they saw those baggy sack dresses. They're giving off vibes from the worst of the 1960's (or the 1860's) or of a polygamous cult. I'm surprised Australia follower didn't make one for Best Mama. Or maybe she did, and it immediately hit the back of Jill's walk-in closet. How much of Jill's French braid is her own hair and how much is Dollar Tree polyester?

I wondered that too, but it's probably somewhere in the Plexus talking points dictionary.

Thank you! I'm enjoying this show and have already been a bit spoiled from another site. The US version is dropping weekly, so it's not a problem there.

It's impossible to use this forum because it isn't divided into episodes. I've watched four episodes, and I'm afraid to open any of the spoilers. Would posters be willing to put an episode number on a post that contains a spoiler for that episode?

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