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And a seat for every ass. Kevin Frasier is the best! I hope this will be a permanent gig for him, because he is miles above that vapid Samantha Harris. Will has not been into Jasmine and I would bet that all her expectations as to his earning power, career aspirations and bill sharing emasculated him to the point that any attraction he may have ever felt totally evaporated. Too bad he couldn’t be honest with her about that – it might do her a favor to know so she can improve her approach in future relationships, as clearly she is adamant about how important these things are to her. This is also something the “experts” could have pointed out to her. But Will talking about wanting to be friends and then maybe date is just confusing as hell.

Above is what I meant.

Maybe, but he is the only thing that makes Stassi tolerable to me, so will take it. AND the flat iron! Also, Katie - ultimatums rarely ever work.

I agree, she has not hit rock bottom yet. I also think there is an undiagnosed mental disorder combined with alcohol that is the cause of her erratic and impulsive behavior. And Ramona is absolutely right that two weeks in rehab is more like a vacation. Lu did not seem to learn much – she basically went to dry out, and she now seems to realize that she is powerless over alcohol, which is step one. Now looks like she has skipped all the rest and gone straight to step 13 – looking for men at AA meetings. That’s a recipe for another relapse right there. God, I hate those taglines. Dorinda is a miserable dry drunk. I bet it’s a matter of time before she picks up again. Not impressed with Barbara at all. Beth looks like she has aged 10 years. She still looks good – just older.

Of course, but she seems to be the only one in her family that looks like that - by a long shot.

She is so skinny, I wondered if she has an eating disorder. Maybe purging has affected her voice? When the producer hugged Colton, I was hoping we'd see her face and it would be Shiri Appleby aka Rachel Goldberg. This whole entire (tm Colton) show was so ridiculous, I think I finally have had enough. Most of these contestants IMO are far too young for this. Oh, who am I kidding - I will be back for Paradise.....

And someone needs to per-sway her to go to Italy for good. She is a meathead.

Funny, I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that actually think Hannah looks more like Britt - especially the perpetual pasted on smile. But I think that Britt might be a bit brighter. This episode felt like 95 % manufactured horseshit.

Here's what bothers me. I think Colton and Cassie look so much alike they could be brother and sister. Yuck.

He's a "hippiocrite"

So, the WHOLE ENTIRE group of these ladies are in it 1000% for the right reasons. That’s what this show is missing – more hyperbole. Never have seen bungee jumping spelled "bungy" before. I thought that was maybe for when you don't have enough fibre in your diet.

All of this! I am just glad to have had an episode of Orangutan Jungle School to watch after this as a palate cleanser.

Whatever would make you think this ; ? I think Tracy resembles Heidi Fleiss. And beauty pageant Hannah reminds me of Britt from DUI Chris's season, but with more cerebral vacancy.

As a Canadian, neither I nor anyone else I know has ever pronounced the word "about" "aboot", although I have heard "aboat". Laura has some regional thing going on with her speech but I can't figure out where the hell she is from, but if I had to guess, I would say somewhere in the prairies. What bothers me just as much is her loud screechy tone. Rhylee (it pains me greatly to type that spelling) has the same annoying voice, and I don't know if it's been mentioned here before, but all I see is former Duchess Sarah (Fergie) Ferguson when I look at her.

Brava - couldn't have said it better myself. Brandi is delusional and her logic is baffling, especially when she thought it would be a good idea to get as drunk as possible to try to incite Leanne to call her an alcoholic to her face. In what world is that a sensible thing to do, especially when, as she has said, the adoption is still not final. All she is proving is that she is in fact a drunk, and I am saying this as someone who has been in recovery for 16 years.

Brandi is a drunk. I have never liked Brandi and have no appreciation for her trashy, juvenile sense of humour. She does a first class job of embarrassing herself all on her own without worrying about a small video clip of jumping in the water topless. I see why she drinks - she is even more miserable, jealous and bitter when she is sober - or maybe just hungover. And can see why her daughters behave the way they do. The only tolerable Brandi scenes this season have been with her and the baby, and that will probably change when he starts to grow up - poor kid. Leanne often behaves like an asshole, but I think she is a very damaged individual so feel some compassion for her. Agree with y'all, D'Andra looks 100 percent better and younger with the makeup removed or at least toned down.

I hope that's what it was, otherwise a total bitch move.

I cringed when she came on. So annoying, but she didn't ask as many asinine questions as she did when she was on DWTS. Her repeated use of "ixpearamint" drove me nuts. She was not a needed addition for sure. Not surprised that Dave and Amber are not together anymore. I think if she had toned the insecurity down a notch or ten, he might have been less put off. At least she toned down that hay on top of her head, and it looks much better. And I am guessing that gym guy might have said she was too desperate or clingy, or that she had been with more than one gym guy. There is something more to that we didn't hear about. I may be alone on this, but don't think Dave is that horrible. I do think he got turned off by Amber and at that point everything she did - other than between the sheets- irritated him. So i will admit that's pretty douchy...... I am happy for Bobby and Danielle. Hope those crazy kids make it. You guys have covered the other two lovebirds and the 'experts' should have just let them go their own way the day after the wedding. That was not entertaining to watch.

That's exactly what I thought. Nothing else makes sense.

Took me a few moments to get this and had to google olaliberry, but....hilarious!

That bugged the hell out of me too. Ashley seems super shady.

Exactly this! Yes. I miss the old seasons of this show when there were couples who actually had met and knew each other. These are now all just a bunch of scammers looking for a green card and a sucker with money.

Victor looks 10 years younger with the haircut and shave. Nicole still makes me stick cotton in my ears. That was the most hideous engagement ring ever. Did she call it cute? Josh is just as obnoxious as ever. Glad to hear that Derek smells good because he doesn't look like he does.

Consider it a blessing.

How about when she jumped into her mother's lap.....She's like a monkey. Vomit inducing. His obnoxious sales pitch evidently worked on them. All I could think about was him trying whatever it takes to close the deal. Blah.... Blake's looking slightly better to me.