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I thought the twist was Katie and Mary were lovers, hence the “woman scorned” was dumped by Mary, not by the son.
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Stassi is making waves with ridiculous comments concerning victim blaming. Wonder if Bravo will address this.
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Add me to the list that found Sarah’s BIL creepy. Which mush mouthed sister is he married to? He was a pure attention whore, even at the funeral. He certainly stood out as a pall bearer in a loud shirt sans jacket, in front, of course. Wonder why the mother nor either brother appeared. Is the father still around?
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S04.E13: Ain't No Thang Like A Chicken Wing
CriticalMass replied to Tara Ariano's topic in Southern Charm
No cheese unless you are willing to give up oral sex for life. -
Bethenny Frankel: Skinny Girl
CriticalMass replied to Lisin's topic in The Real Housewives Of New York City
Jules' eating disorder made Beth uncomfortable, Tinsley's "abuse" makes her uncomfortable. Beth has so many deep seeded issues going back to her relationship with her mother. I recommend real therapy, not the TV kind. It's too bad her coworkers make her uncomfortable, I am sure everyone was not ill at ease when she has gone off in one of her Adderall fueled rants. -
Whitney Sudler-Smith: Dilettante Buffoon
CriticalMass replied to jumper sage's topic in Southern Charm
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Craig didn't "forget" his hunting boots, he didn't want to pay big bucks at an actual sporting goods store. He tried the beg someone for spares and had to actually fork out money at Walmart. That was planned.
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I actually googled the hunting lodge when I saw that sign. I remembered Shep saying it was only 2 hours away and wondered why they were showing Dade County and thought perhaps I misheard him.
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S09.E06: Wishful Invitation
CriticalMass replied to OnceSane's topic in The Real Housewives Of New York City
Carole said basically the same thing on WWHL. She thinks Moaner practices a speech and just delivers it, she doesn't adjust to what others may be saying to her. -
S04.E06: To Liver And Die In Charleston
CriticalMass replied to Tara Ariano's topic in Southern Charm
I recall an old rerun of "Everybody Loves Raymond" where Deb got a curling iron stuck in her hair and Ray left without her. I think Naomie leaving Craig was a sitcom plot regurgitation (producer whispering "why not leave without him?") -
S09.E05: The Politics of Friendship
CriticalMass replied to OnceSane's topic in The Real Housewives Of New York City
Beth, jeans and a sweater is not a "pants suit." She couldn't even respect her friend's dress code request, she might blend in. -
The look of panic on Landon's face when Shep sat her down and told her what the tech guys were saying about her was the same look she got when he asked her outright if she had invited Kat to his roller skating party. She certainly doesn't have a poker face. Cam - please get new contact lenses or stop with the false eyelashes - all these years and you still can't stop blinking at an absurdly rapid rate.
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S09.E01: Talk of the Town
CriticalMass replied to OnceSane's topic in The Real Housewives Of New York City
According to Joan Rivers, I believe, "ass or face" and obviously Carole finds her own ass to be stellar. -
S07.E06: Compromising Positions
CriticalMass replied to Tara Ariano's topic in The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
I love when Bravo worlds collide. It doesn't look like Jeff Lewis finished the job at Casa Vega (if the restaurant at which Rinna and Eden met is the same one I remember from his show.) -
S11.E13: Bye, Bye, Beadors
CriticalMass replied to Tara Ariano's topic in The Real Housewives Of Orange County
The most telling comment to me was when one of the Beador kids told Shannon one drink/hour when Shannon kept saying she needed a cocktail. I think part of the reconciliation/best family ever/family counselling is that Shannon cut down on her alcohol consumption. -
S08.E22: Reunion Part 2
CriticalMass replied to Tara Ariano's topic in The Real Housewives Of New York City
Best comment of the night award goes to Jules! Paraphrasing "I'm single now. Maybe I'll date Tom now." -
Bethenny Frankel: Skinny Girl
CriticalMass replied to Lisin's topic in The Real Housewives Of New York City
I love that Kelly Bensimon was asked her opinion of the action at the Coldplay gig. Even today, Kelly is asked to comment. That has to hurt Beth's feelings. Isn't Kelly irrelevant? Apparently not. I, from far away, am enjoying the "who can call the gossip rags faster" jockeying (Beth, back to her roots). I think Beth pays her "interns", whereas Sonja with a sexy J promises bigger & better "things"; Beth's interns are out at night collecting intel on all the players. Beth reminds me of that jaded nasty bitch that put on fashion shows, her name escapes me. -
This aggravates me to no end. I think Alex is an unsub with a serious personality disorder often found on "Criminal Minds". I even think his fake "crying/appreciation" was more of an "I can't believe I pulled this off." Matt embraces his weirdness, Alex embraces "I'm trying to behave normally." Alex may be a perfectly lovely person, but the milking the clock showed his true personality imho. I mean no offense to Alex, but I never sensed any joy.
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Consuela is my favorite peripheral character (and Anthony as Consuela).
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Kyle Richards: Pantene Poster Girl
CriticalMass replied to Lisin's topic in The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
I doubt Kyle's insurance will cover this. Kingsley is a known biter, to a member of the household. Why would her insurance cover such a known liability? (I'm not in the insurance biz, let's ask Vicky G is it would be covered.) -
I was in K's corner for most of the season. I really did sense she was being both ostracized and gaslighted (gaslit?). The lack of compassion she exhibited toward Jennifer shows just how deep the narcissism and delusion run. She rolled her eyes when Jennifer said she was fine with not being friends with either Thomas or Katherine if it meant they would be able to co-parent. She rolled her eyes when Thomas handed Jennifer a handkerchief. I'm sure that eyeroll was due to what she perceived to be Thomas' fake chivalry, but it was more comfort than Katherine offered. She's one stone cold bitch. Poor kids.
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I try to not remark too much on one's appearance, but... that is a really bad faux tanning job - very splotchy. K obviously didn't allow her Jergen's lotion (she can't afford spray tanning) to dry before sliding under the sheets the night before. I'm old enough to be K's mother and her feet look older than mine. She reminds me of Lindsay Lohan, another Tomato Tornado that has aged rather poorly.
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S08.E13: Steel Calzones
CriticalMass replied to Tara Ariano's topic in The Real Housewives Of New York City
It's her job! One for which she willingly signed a contract. I don't like all of my co-workers but I try to exhibit basic manners. But, I wasn't raised by wolves. She lost me Episode 1 this year with her tagline about truth. She's very crafty, HER truth, handle HER. What about the "truth" as evidenced by reality? -
Unfortunately, there are a scion/heir and a derivative born of Thomas and Kathryn's "fairly mild" wild behavior. I guess Thomas embraces Kathryn's genetics as "eccentric" as opposed to obviously troubled given her antidepressant use (no judgment) and Kathryn does the same since she called TRav an alcoholic drug abuser. Poor children, glad they have two caring nannies. Yes, Thomas has confirmed it, but I have googled my fat little fingers off and I've found nothing that confirms any drug test results.
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I started out liking Cam, until I saw what a Grade A bitch she was. Next year, she'll be the consummate reality show gal and deign to bear a child (because that's what she and her husband agreed to before marriage - there are no REAL conflicting feelings despite her pimping out her sweet and understanding mother). I know some sleuths can figure out her real estate commissions for the past three years - has she really been supporting herself other than the Bravo paycheck? My Cam dislike is deep - I can't decide if it's assumed dry contact lens wearing or too heavy false eyelash wearing that drives me absolutely batty. Her blinking is so not natural. (Justin Timberlake and Mark Zuckerberg, the never blinkers, also bug me to no end.)