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Yeah, my nieces both did this, when they were in preschool. The teacher asks the questions, and writes down the answers for them, so Jenelle wasn't lying about that. I think she was lying about Kaiser not wanting to do one for Nathan, though.

LOL...really? This bitch who posts photo after photo on IG about how much she loves her kids, and how country she is, and how she #wouldntwanttobeanywhereelse when she's at home in the swamp dragged her sick baby to NYC so she could feel like a celebrity, for a night? How kind.

Why the hell would you take a baby to an NYC fashion show? Why not leave Ensley with Barb, for a weekend? Oh, right, because Jenelle's kids are all part of her brand. Silly me.

If Bilbo was senile, and the ring had corrupted him by that point, how was he supposed to haul his ass to Mount Doom?

Yes, that is exactly the weapon Jenelle uses against Maryssa. Remember, Maryssa was brought to the swamp and "saved" from her evil mother, who didn't care enough to fight, for her. Jenelle opened her wallet sacrificed so much for Maryssa to have a good, homeschooling, homesteading life with the Swamp Things, so she better put pen to paper and show Jenelle just how grateful she is. Jenelle's love is conditional, and it all depends on whether you do something, for her. It's the same reason why she only "loves" Barb if Barb is defending her, or in her corner. If she isn't, Jenelle's "love" is cut off, and she has no use, for Barb. Classic, narcissistic traits. I know we talk about how rough Jenelle's bio kids have it- and don't get me wrong, they definitely have it rough, with Thundercunt, for a mother- but in some ways, I think Maryssa has/had it much worse. The way David treats Kaiser is probably the way Jenelle treats Maryssa; she's Whitney's daughter, so Jenelle treats her with nothing but contempt. And, it's probably a good thing that Maryssa escaped when she did, because I have a feeling that the older Maryssa got, the more Jenelle would consider her competition. Jenelle has a fixation on staying young and hot, and a teenage girl living in the house would only make her feel old and gross, by comparison. I just hope that Maryssa is able to stay away, and that David meant it when he said he was "done" with her. I know that must cut deep for Maryssa, but really, it's the best thing, for her. She seems like a sweet girl, she doesn't need these two black holes, in her life. Also, I stumbled upon this picture, and the kid looks absolutely miserable with the tatted up, plastic, overly-tanned, dead-eyed Swamp Cooze: Run, children, while you still can. Run far, far away.

Even if Maryssa did write that letter, it just sounds sad, to me, like she did something that angered Jenelle, and she is trying to get back in her good graces. It's not a sweet, at all, but Jenelle would use it as "proof" that she is a good mom/stepmom, because she doesn't understand normal human behavior, and the concept of reading between the lines is lost, on her. Is the homesteadin' post recent? Because Jenelle, darlin', you and Lurch are the only ones there. Talking about the family working together on the "farm" at this point is fucking creepy. Are you hearing voices, in your head? ETA: One more thing about the Maryssa letter: providing your children with basic needs, like food and shelter, is NOT something that parents should ever be thanked for, ever. David's ideologies heavily influenced that letter: "You should be thankin' me for providin', and puttin' a roof over your head! NOW BOW DOWN, AND KISS THE LAAAAND!!!". God, these two are truly awful.

I haven't watched any footage of Ensley, so I can't speculate as to whether Jenelle drugs her, or not. From everything I've read, it sounds like Jenelle and David don't bother to interact with her in the ways people should interact with their kids; I doubt they read to her, play with her, or bother to explain things, to her. What I "see" is a kid who is the victim of emotional neglect. Ensley doesn't respond to things the way a regular kid would, because what is the point? Her home is full of anger, violence, and screaming. Best to just sit there, and try to let it pass, as best as you can.

More likely, it's because there aren't any kids to play Happy Homesteadin' Family, with. The animals are just props for her Instagram. The makeup line won't last. Not only do the Teen Moms have shitty track records when it comes to running their own businesses, but Jenelle and David are attached to this line, and there are a lot of animal lovers, out there. Apparently, she hasn't thought of what bad publicity might do to any product she peddles, for. Watch it sink faster than Cate and Tyler's hoochie preschooler clothing line.

Man, Jenelle looks haggard in those birthday pics. More than she usually does.

Maybe they just want to cover their asses if some suspicious white powder is found, at their house. And they came up with the dumbest story, because they have the mental capacity of turnips.

Oh, they totally did it themselves. That was my very first thought upon hearing it.

That, or she is so lacking in maternal instincts, she hid in the attic and didn't even think to take Ensley, with her. Really, I would believe all three of this swamp cooze.

Yeah, the only thing DeluJenelle (love that) and David are learning from all this is how to keep their abusive actions even more under wraps. Sad.

Oh my god... Bitch is delusional.

You're right, there are too many big, fancy words for Thundercunt. Perhaps a Garfield book would be more her speed.

Yeah, Ensley is two. Her crying for her mother doesn't mean jack shit. Jenelle will claim it's proof that Ensley is being horribly abused by Barb and Colin, though. Because that's how she rolls. That's the thing that sticks out to me about these new developments, the number of times CPS has been called on this family. Jenelle uses it as a threat, like it's nothing. It's a traumatic thing to put your kids through, you ho-bag. Haven't they been through enough trauma? STAHP.

Thanks again, guys. I'll be sure to check out The Shop Around the Corner, and It Happened One Night. Maybe I'll make it a double feature. 🙂 Sorry, I didn't mean to devalue anyone's hard work, even if I don't understand their appeal. I should have chosen my words better.

Yes, she would. Ensley doesn't matter, it's all about getting back at her mother.

All these people are assholes, and none of them deserve these kids. They can't even act civil for five minutes. Fuck them all.

I have a book recommendation for Jenelle, if she can read it:

Please do. I love hearing you talk about Taylor. 🙂 I watched the Todd review, and I didn't have much of a reaction, to it. Funny thing is, I can't remember a damn thing about ME!, even after hearing it over and over again, in Todd's video. It's not a very catchy song, IMO.

I don't think they knew how to write an adult Arya, or an adult Bran, so they just made them monotone. Monotone = maturity.

Thank you both, for your suggestions. Much appreciated. 🙂

They don't end up, together? LOL

That is an incredibly sad story. Cletus and Brandine damage so many innocents, they both ought to be in prison.