mamadrama

Me too. I hate that Pole represents us. Please don't judge the rest of my people by him.

Angela and Michael didn't have a traditional Nigerian wedding. Their ceremony was mostly American with a few Nigerian traditions thrown in. Nigerian vows are as varied as ours-you can even write your own.

Why was Angela acting like "to obey" is something new? It's been in wedding vows forever. You can have them not say that part. We did.

As tacky as "Who broke my crown" Bello's from ANTM Cycle 22?

I don't know that I could let low-rent Chuck Norris operate on me.

I'm worried that Low is going to wimp out on me.

Except for her makeup, I think that's the best Libby's looked.

Forget Angela and Michael, I wonder if Andrei and Libby will finally get hitched!

It's been hit and miss for me. My first brain surgery said no, my second didn't care. Gallbladder, appendix, and uterus ruptured and we're emergency surgeries and happened quickly so they didn't care. My Endometriosis surgeries didn't care, either. A lot of times it's a hospital/surgery center rule. If he's doing his in his own business...I don't like this doctor. Dude doesn't come across as someone who's particularly worried about anything other than getting paid.

I actually love Angela. She's got this whole redneck Southern Gothic thing going on. Despite her straggle tooth, the fact that she probably smells like a chimney that hasn't been cleaned since Dick van Dyke was dancing on the roof, and her questionable taste in men I think she's a good person. In an Angela Off against the one from 90Day I'd definitely root for her.

Toss that thermometer my way, too, cause I still find Chon hot.

It might be. It's not easy to see the chair in the video.

I get secondhand embarrassment watching Darcey on a date. The most romantic thing my husband's done for me all year was last week when he brought a whole bag full of bras home to me. The dollar store was having a $.01 sale.

Oh yes. Picture it: Coltee...relaxing in a chair in front of the fireplace...nothing from the waist down...holding what little bit God gave him... And "leaked" pictures. You, too, can see what the 8 lucky women saw...

Glutton for punishment, I watched Colt's...video. Luckily, much like the star of the video, it was short.

Honestly, I think that's the closest Colt's getting to any puss- errr, cat right now.

Or just for fun!

Homegirl's no Bette...well, maybe in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

Karine is definitely still in the US and and she's not in the house they share. She still has an EPO out on Paul. I'm not sure why he's in Brazil, but from fragments I've gotten from various people I DO know that Paul is filming. IMO he went down there to rent a place and to "fix it up" for her and "the baby" as some kind of peace offering. I think he thinks that if they move back to Brazil then she'll stay with him. I've gotten way too involved with this crap, but the main thing I've learned is that Paul lies. Like, a LOT. Pathologically. Some of it may just be second nature to him, but he's also learned how to keep the cameras rolling. A lot of what he's said (like Karine's previous pregnancy not being his, her cheating on him in KY, how she won't change diapers) are things that he KNOWS aren't true. He makes shit up for attention. And some of his IG rants aren't really him losing his shit-they are him trying to get views. The bad thing about this is that some of what happens IS real and true. Homeboy really is a nut job and you can't shrug anything off because it might be one of the times that it's real. (And he is fully aware of what people think about his running and his inability to fins a jobm. From what I've seen, he exaggerates both for TV.) There's another cast member that Karine sought help from and that person refused. She literally was just looking for help finding a local family law attorney and was just asking for a recommendation. A name. The other cast member refused because they were afraid that "choosing sides" would be detrimental to their place on one of the spinoff shows. And that's when Karine's mother reached back out to me. This lust for D-level fame is going to end badly for someone eventually. Karine needs to be in Tonatins with her family. If they want to remain a couple then, IMO, they need to do it there so that when Paul REALLY goes off the deep end, and he will, she's not isolated.

It won't be half as exciting as I want it to be.

I'm unnaturally excited about watching Mother Aseulu and Father Kalani talk to each other. In the last episode, Aseulu told Kalani that she needs to stay out of his family's business. And yet here's Mother Aseulu looking forward to asking Low for cash...

I would NOT allow the "tell her she looks nice in the car because we need to get out of here" relative to beautiful me.

Why is liquid cold/flu/sinus medicine so unnecessarily gross? We can buy refrigerators with live footage that we can check from our phones, but they can't make liquid medicine that doesn't make us want to vomit more than our illness? Other countries can. I bought some cough syrup in Austria that I was swigging like Coke. No idea what was in it, the only word I could translate was "herbs", but at least it didn't taste like rancid gasoline... Anyhow. Carry on!

I thought it was CEO of a soap business with a little witchdoctoring on the side... Seriously, though, she can sit her ass down on the Syngin directionless train. When they got married they were living in a shed and she was wanting to learn about local herbs (in Costa Rica) so that she could heal people in Connecticut. Not like she was on the fast track to success either.

Making "prison recipes" is a common YouTube challenge. I bet Lindsey could have a successful YT channel if she did prison makeup tutorials.