whydoievencare

Is Kenya actually pregnant? Is there a surrogate? Are there embryos waiting to be implanted? She's 47 - unlikely she got pregnant without some help (and I don't mean her husband), vis à vis this article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5030125/Celebrities-mislead-women-40-pregnancy.html.

I would be taken aback (as Lisa V was) if my "best friend" didn't know who (my) Nanny Kay was. And have hurt feelings too. Yes, Kyle probably did have a brain fart. But I'd still be taking notes.

Wrong Ken Todd.

I felt quite sorry for James hearing him talk about how badly he was bullied in England.

It's fascinating to watch how Meri turns everything back on the others. This seems to be her only skill - other than that she's so fucking stupid.

Meri is unable to listen anyone else's point of view without trying to put them in the wrong. I don't think she's ever admitted that she's contributed to any difficulties within the family. She uses therapy speak as a weapon to defend herself at every turn. The only result she'd be happy with is to have someone admit that THEY are wrong and she is right.

Why can't these people, Meri especially, learn to enunciate FFS!!!

Poor Meri, everyone has done her wrong! All the others excluded her from the birth. She was naively the victim of catfishing. Poor, poor Meri. Trust her to make Madison's birth all about her. Janelle's first concern (and everyone else's) should have been that Madison had the birth experience that she wanted, not that Meri had the experience she wanted. I think that Meri sits and stews over everything and comes to the conclusion that she's missed out (on whatever the situation is) and is therefore the victim in all instances. Also pretty creepy watching her manipulate Mariah into meeting the other woman who was catfished - because "moving on isn't the same as closure" and Meri really wants to get her way.

Lindsay is scary nuts. Kyle needs to moderate his drinking. That's all I've got.

Who can blame her? I would love them too, but I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want those diamond earrings that Lisa Rinna got from Harry Hamlin a season or so ago. I covet those so hard!!

This whole business with both Dorit and Kyle talking smack about Lisa Vanderpump - they spoke negatively about her when Lisa V got ticked off with them and left the dinner. Dorit threw Kyle (and Teddi) under the bus at Teddi's house party by exaggerating what was said about Erica. Kyle told Lisa V what Dorit said about her but minimized her part in the conversation. Dorit repeats "private" information that Lisa V has told her to all the women at yet another dinner and also slags her - Lisa V is "jealous". Lisa V didn't "back Kyle up" when Kyle decided to go after Dorit. The drama is swirling all around Lisa Vanderpump but she really isn't causing it. It's Dorit's big fucking mouth that just won't stop and Kyle's inability to let things be. Teddi's big mistake seems to be honesty - if she says something - she doesn't pretend that she didn't say that in the future unlike a lot of the other housewives. An example: at Teddi's party, when Erika confronted Kyle about what she had said about Erika, Kyle fudged and pretended that she was just sorry that Erika had "missed having fun with all the girls". When Erika confronted Teddi about saying it was weird that Erika had left, Teddi didn't try to backtrack, she agreed that she had found it weird. I don't think that Teddi has been anything but truthful about what Dorit has told the other women about Lisa V. Dorit seems to think if she goes hard after Teddi, then that will mitigate the damage that Dorit's unrelenting verbal diarrhea has caused. One other thing: everyone talks about how cold and manipulative Lisa V is. I think it takes her a while to process things. She doesn't seem to jump to conclusions, she seems to need time to think things through. She's not a screamer or cryer like the rest of them (look how Erika goes after Teddi next week - like a fucking pit bull.) On the other hand, if she thinks revenge is a dish best served cold - well then, good for her. I don't mind if she gets her own back in her own way. A lot of these bitches deserve it.

Stephen is such a whiner, and he's such a shit disturber. I'm at the point where I find him to be totally unlikeable - I can't stand his voice and it's possible he has the worst haircut in the world. Actually, Stephen and Lauren are tied for the #1 spot on my Can't Stand You list.

Does Lauren ever shut up? Yikes!

Oh Lala, you're such a classy girl.

Dorit is the epitome of the saying "baffle them with bullshit".

The Lala-James fight: she yells at him "are we friends or not?" The scene cuts to James staring off into space and he says "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - nah". I laughed every time they showed that scene. For some reason it really tickled me.

Both Kyle and Dorit were slagging Lisa Vanderpump at the dinner where Lisa V left. Kyle kind of glosses over that part. However, I feel Dorit was leading Kyle in that conversation. Plus Dorit's taken every opportunity to slag both Kyle and Lisa V whenever they haven't been present. I understand Kyle's hurt that Lisa V didn't back her up when Kyle confronted Dorit. You would think that Lisa V would have some inkling what a sleaze bag Dorit really is. Dorit 's really getting a different edit this year - she's being shown as aggressive in the extreme and so, so slimy in her dealings with these women. She's disgusting.

I really, truly hope that Dorit gets savaged by everyone at the Reunion episodes. She is such a piece of shit.

When Ariana and Tom first got together, did she forget that she has such horrific body image problems because her previous boyfriend vagina-shamed her? Did she only remember this at the start of this season?

At the beach house, Kyle was very dismissive about LVP's feelings. Lisa V was starting to explain what the problem at the restaurant was and Kyle interrupts her and tells Lisa V that her perception of what happened is wrong. Only Kyle's feelings are valid apparently.

Dorit is a real backstabber - she craps on whichever person isn't there at the time and seems delighted to portray herself as the person in the know. All designed to put everyone at a disadvantage. Such a bitch.

Wow. Does Lauren think it's cute to display those saggy boobs to everyone? If I recall from last season, isn't that what her mother used to do? I can't stand it when she tries to talk over everyone else in that machine gun manner. She's really vile. Also, I don't get the Carl attraction at all.

Exactly!! That's my take as well - Dorit is minimizing how late she actually was going to be and trying to make Teddi seem like a crazy person who is vilifying Dorit for being merely a few minutes behind schedule and that Teddi stomped off in a huff. Teddi is being put in the position of defending herself because Dorit keeps bringing it up all the fucking time.

Dorit's beyond horrible this season. And if you know everything about proper dining and which glass to use - good for you, but you don't need to make the hostess feel uncomfortable as Dorit is doing. Such a fucking phoney. Poor Teddy. And what was with her hanging over Camille to give her version of an apology. Dorit is wired all the time.

Yes Jax, it IS all you.