Drogo

That's a huge anchor.

Why the cat ears though?

"They padlocked the fridge, so I ate the padlock."

WER-KING

Why don't marriage counselors lead with "You want your kid to become Shannon? No? Go work on your shit."

It was a tattoo? I thought one of those dollar store paint by numbers above the bed just fell on her arm.

Oh Shannon, we can tell you're a dick already.

Hahyalldewin.

Excited goosebumps: Arriving at Isla Nublar with that perfect John Williams' score Romantic goosebumps: Jamal and Latika find what is written for them, in the train station Dad-issues goosebumps: Just what Will Hunting needed to hear

Fuck cancer.

Mine too..?

If that's soccer, this is football:

"My suggestion is: are you fucking kidding me"

Ok let's coordinate eating habits.

Good for you, Isaac.

"This needs a little bit more seasoning and 55 more shrimp."

That is the cutest dog and the dirtiest table I've ever fucking seen.

I'm trying to decide if my eating habit should include Milano cookies.

When Dr. Now holds the book with himself on the cover wearing the same outfit, all is right in the world.

I mean OBVIOUSLY...

Kenae is the person who would be offended at a murder charge after killing someone on camera in front of witnesses while holding her driver's license in full view. "How DARE you assume that was me?!" If she put as much energy into walking an hour a day as she put into her temper tantrums, she'd lose the weight. I still think the solution is to move the refrigerator a half mile away from the house.

Once upon a time, Heroic Hank met Impish Ivan. And every day... Impish Ivan would knock Heroic Hank's Heavenly Hash ice cream scoop off the cone and onto the floor.

Would you hypothesize then that simply purchasing a round trip ticket (and not using the second ticket) would've been the smarter move for them?

100% ROI on this one.

Wise guy, here-- These were amazing but I don't think they make them anymore: And these will never not be good: