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Drogo

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  1. With the fifth and final season set to jump ahead seven years to 1931, what loose ends are you hoping to see tied up? 

     

    Personally, I'd like the following...

    • No more Richard Harrow or Dr. Narcisse.  Realistically, no one would be discussing that Crayola-face sniper guy they once knew seven years after his death, and Narcisse's turning evidence shouldn't have an impact on NJ, only his connections in NY.
    • Nucky and Eli back on brotherly terms.  They're at their best when they're allies. 
    • Willie dead, in prison or back in college.  Couldn't stand the character/actor.
    • Gillian Darmody out of prison and getting revenge on the Pinkerton who put her there. 
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    Dammit. I just realized that Arya never met Oberyn. :(

     

    Man...the bonding they would have had over their shared hatred of the Lannisters....

     

    And their shared love of integrating combat with interpretive dance. 

     

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    Hounds love canine-shaped pastry.

     

    I doubt he's a cannibal.

     

    I eat gingerbread men...  I'm not a cannibal. 

     

     

    She needs proper assassin training ASAP and it's good to see she's actually going in that direction.

     

    Why does she need proper assassin training?  Why can't she just go to Dorne and hang out on the beach?

  4. Don't think so... Ramsey said he was sending the team on a thousand-dollar shopping spree, and when they were at the store Scott was the only one holding money.  He even made a not-funny joke of the moment, saying "Don't worry ladies, I got it this time.."

     

    Cheap ass show. 

  5. Turns out Danny is a Marine, so he's far from the first person he knows to run to a courthouse and marry a girl he's only been dating a few months. 

     

    Seemed like a good dude, though, he could probably do better than her. 

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  6. That shopping spree was bullshit.  $1000 for three people to share at Tommy Bahama, where a men's shirt (nothing fancy) costs upwards of $125? 

     

    Come on, show.  Splurge and give them each a grand.  It cost you more than that for Ramsey's hair pomade.

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    Why didn't Brienne show the Hound the bread?

     

    what would be the point of that?

     

    Hounds love canine-shaped pastry.  He would have totes sat down and gave paw. 

     

    Agree that showing it to Arya might have been the smarter move. 

     

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  8.  

    What did John Snow think they were giving him to drink? It obviously looked like milk...

     

    Egg nog is always a festive Northern choice for guests.  

     

    Bonus:  You can serve it in mugs that resemble albino Tormunds.  

     

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    If you remember from the season 3 finale when Tywin goes to the bathroom it ends up in front of poor Davos' front door.

     

    I thought this was just a story that Davos told Gendry while they were pre-Shawshank bonding... Tywin made his poopin' premiere on this finale. 

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    I would guess that the privy is usually at the side of the tower hanging over the air, so that the fecies can just drop down and you don't have to clean it and it smells better.

     

    Given Baelish's "some people die on their chamber pots" comment, I imagine there's a poop-pan underneath Tywin's bum inside that privy.  

     

    If a poo were to be dropped directly, from the extreme altitude of the Tower of the Hand... couldn't it kill someone?  Like a penny off the Empire State Building? 

     

     

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    Died at dinner table:  Joffrey

    Died in bed:  Shae

    Died squatting over chamber pot:  Tywin

     

    I see what you did there, Miss Cleo Littlefinger.

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    The Red Witch didn't need a bastard. She needed a person with king's blood, which Gendry had due to being King Robert's bastard.

    Of course, if a certain fan theory is true, the Red Witch has plenty of reasons to be interested in Jon Snow too ...

     

    Or... she may have just noticed his sparkling forlorn eyes and untamed black hair.

     

    Because every once in a while I'd like to see Melisandre do something for Melisandre. 

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    I think Shae made a deal with Tywin soon after Cersei pointed her out to him.  Bronn never did put her on that ship.

    Agree that this was not a long con, and that the deception began well after the Shae/Tyrion relationship began. 

     

    When Cersei pointed her out at the wedding breakfast, Tywin said "Bring her to the Tower of the Hand before the wedding."  During those same few hours (post-brunch/pre-wedding) was Tyrion's "It was fun while it lasted, Ho- but don't let the ship hit you on the way out" dismissal, so she was probably more than willing to turn. 

     

    Bronn definitely received more than a few gifts for his betrayal as well, but he didn't get to roll in the sheets with Tywin. 

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    I think the Hound's wound from an earlier episode weakened him and made him more susceptible to losing that fight.

     

    And his sword was no match for Oathkeeper.  The Valyrian steel is light and never loses its edge. 

     

     

    The Hound seemed fine with Arya going with Brienne after his demise, so it's not like he's  that convinced Brienne's a baddie.

     

    Prior to the fight, the Hound believed Brienne was in bed with the Lannisters (he said he's "been looking at Lannister gold" his whole life, her armor and sword were very clearly from the Lions/Jaime) and he wasn't about to let the Lannisters have Arya. 

     

    However, when she offered a truce, he realized no Lannister henchman would have let him live.  [unfortunately, when she offered the truce, she called him Ser, so he wanted her dead.] 

     

    (If he really wanted a big payday for Arya, he would have ransomed her to the Lannisters or their bannermen in the first place- not Robb, Lysa, etc.)

     

    Hopefully she can find some better way to handle the situation, but for the immediate time, she can't exactly have three untrained dragons flying around wreaking havoc in her newly liberated kingdoms.

     

    Now in theatres:  "How To Chain Your Dragon 3D"

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    "Breaker of Chains" my ass, Daenerys. 

     

    I could just hear Jorah now if he were still in The Plastics:

     

    "Daenerys, you're the Mother of Dragons.  Don't turn into the Casey Anthony of Dragons."

     

    Let those two go and try to send the real problem child to a cozy island somewhere.  

     

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