Drogo

"Better you than me, Larissa." Blink twice if you need help, Buttercup.

Only certain individuals have the ability to get rice from Jeff Probst. Angelina was able to negotiate the trade because Jeff Probst would've agreed to said anything to make her stop talking.

Vaguely remember something about this.

Logic and reasoning have no place here. Dollars to doughnuts Devin has never been in a physical altercation in his life. He's standing over Johnny at clear advantage and still looks like he's about to shit his pants at any minute. This is all "Security won't let me get killed" false machismo.

Is his family really making comparisons between Lili and Diem? Is she the unnamed ex they preferred? Because that's pretty shitty. Though good luck with that girl for the rest of your life CT.

Why do men still think anyone wants to see photos/videos of this? The thing's got its uses, but photogenic it's not. *Especially Coltie.

It's hard to get a read on Mike's feelings for anyone. The man gave his own boyfriend a Voldemort hug.

I'd agree more had he let someone else take this individual Immunity win. Suddenly "eighty five year old Mike" wins Immunity, and becomes a lot less invisible.

I kind of feel like this whole 'Times Up on James' thing is just about the pasta. Specifically, this pasta: She's adorable. Like a tiny-headed human Hatchimal. Adorable sweet girls have a knack for finding the biggest toolbags around.

The tribemates are actually all under the impression Mike is a production assistant.

If so, he's probably not thrilled that she called him a soldier. (Marines are Marines.) But if he is, Semper Fi to them both and she can stay. I think it was Alec who was particularly unimpressed by her military lingo. She certainly outlasted the Brochachos, tired of her as they might have been.

I recoiled when "Davey's balls separated."

Angelina is married to a soldier in the U.S. Army.

I think Larissa's dress looks beautiful. My own bride wore a $299 dress from David's Bridal.

Unless we were shown events out of order, Davie had the Second-Idol's-Fake nut cracked long before Nick approached him with it, so much so that Davie already had a 4 person plan in place to vote against Nick.

He kind of reminds me of this creep from the Saw films.

Grey yoga pants are never unflattering. And I kind of like Angelina and her complete unawareness of how annoying she really can be? Enough of my creepiness and unpopular opinions. On to Khaleesi* (now with 100% more 12-ness) and her acceptable thoughts! On Nick's idea to "find an idol" and make everyone stop looking: This is actually a great and also really evil plan, Nick. You been hanging 'round with too many criminals. On Davie approaching Christian to discuss Nick's "idols": Oh Davie I knew you'd be too smart for this plan... but you're not too smart to talk to "Survivor Kryptonite" Christian about it. On reward challenge strategy: Just. Uncoil. The. Whole. Rope. Unless you really believe you're Noah Syndergaard. On reward selections: OMG not the flipping rice again. You did not WIN rice, Angelina.. you sat out of a challenge you had a slim chance of winning anyway to get rice but more to have a thing to tell people every 20 minutes. Angelina will write an autobiography one day called "You Probably Remember the Time I Got Us Rice?" On Davie's Divine Idol Intervention: He asked God to tell him which urn to pick, and the flames start blowing to the left, sooo, he takes that as a sign not to play? Instead of a sign to pick the urn on the left? Did he think the urn was actually going to verbalize Right or Left? You aren't Moses. *Who was in a great mood last night because she had totally just gotten a callback invitation for 'a named role' in her new middle school's spring musical and made like 400 new friends in 2 hours.

Did he end up at home with McDonalds on the table for them?

I've heard of a lot of sexual fetishes, none so disturbing to my own mental health as Tilly making Sweat suck on a breast while she calls him "my little boy" and he calls her "Mommy." Tilly's a few buns short of a barbecue.

Tasha's room is messy because she isn't living in it anymore - she's living at her boyfriend's house. The room's not set up, there's no bed, her shit is just sitting all over the floor. That's why Eric said "You aren't even living there anymore, get your shit and get out." I don't like Eric and Leida, but it's pretty selfish for Tasha to leave all her shit in a bedroom she doesn't live in and just stop by to get one thing or another when there's a blameless little boy sleeping in a room with his mom and her boyfriend who could have his own bedroom by now.

Scott fears he's Lizzie's "trick" and has a major meltdown leading tot heir first fight; at Matt's release, Caitlin inspects her man; Michael's wife and girlfriend make plans to pick him up from prison.

Megan and Sarah plan to wed the same inmate, but Sarah has a secret; Scott waits for Lizzie's release, and tensions arise when he's joined by the daughter she hasn't seen in almost a decade; Caitlin is stopped by police at Matt's release.

Leida will become a princess if she marries Eric,

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