Drogo

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I'd watch a whole series about Lyle.

This. I think she's rounding $700 up to $1000. They left the $1000/month comment in.. but censored the annual amount. "It's $@#&$% thousand dollars per year!" (Probably because it's not $12000.)

Jonathan, nobody cries while drinking a hazelnut macchiato with an extra shot of espresso. Unless they're tears of joy.

It sounds like Tasha has been living at her boyfriend's house but leaving all her shit at The Bog of Eternal Stench, and that's not right either. That should be Aless' room by now if Tasha's not using it or paying rent.

Lay her ass out, Tasha.

Colt looks like a voluptuous turd on an otherwise lovely couch.

Editing. He handed Richie to Olga and pulled out a bunting. Next scene the baby was already in the bunting.

I just want my wife to stop paying taxes. That's all.

Uhh... Top one is GUNS.

"I would love for Debbie to move in with us!" (10 seconds later) "Debbie's going to be out on the streets."

Did the graphic designer who created this logo ever hear of fonts that aren't Arial?

No more vagina for breakfast, Coltee. You were way too fucking quiet on that patio.

Step 1.. don't.

Fuck I made him cry.

Asuelu's voice is what I imagine our Elf On The Shelf would sound like if his elfy ass up and started talking.

With a lot of integrity. And love.

Very Twilight Zone-y. That's what this show should be.

Hell of a little actress.

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Leida kicks Tasha out of the house; Jonathan's past catches up to him; Ashley and Jay worry about their safety; Kalani confronts Asuelu about their issues; Steven and Olga's plans get derailed; Larissa and John have an explosive fight.

Khaleesi (11 but turning 12 this week) thinks Gabby's face looks like a Dia de los Muertos skull, and it can't be unseen. Great idea, Gabby, get rid of your best friend and closest ally with so many players left. Next, throw your glasses in the fire and kick Jeff Probst in the head. Mike's boyfriend didn't even get a kiss. I think Mike's going to hear about that later. I bet Christian's relationship is great in real life, but the camera adds 10 pounds. Of awkwardness. *Nick and Davie remain her favorite players.

Virgin Bloody Mary's.

Should we include Baby Mama in this topic? Make it a threeway?