Drogo

I noticed when Katie retold the fat-shaming story this episode to the girls and LVP, she made it like she'd simply told James to fix his shorts and he machine-gunned her with body shaming, unprovoked. But in reality, she injected herself into James and Lala's Pride conversation by mocking him with "You shouldn't be talking about anyone, LOOK AT YOUR SHORTS, DUDE" as if he looked any stupider/uglier than any of them in those crazy 80s outfits. Share the shaming, share the blaming.

And she's not just a sister, she's also her babydaddy.

She owes him nothing for this, and Jonathan would do well to remember that. I find the fact that he's got a list of Times I Gave Fernanda Money at the tip of his tongue irritating. "Let's see, FerNAN!da... I've invested $400 into you this month... we can deduct $100 for the hour I ignored your calls/texts... so now you owe me $300... payable in silence and gratitude."

Jealous of...? I’m drawing a blank here. Jealous of beautiful sweet sane Raquel and her devotion to a relationship Kristen is intent on destroying. She was similarly jealous of Lala when she started hooking up with James, and called her a ratchet whorebag to anyone who would listen. I can somewhat believe that Katie and Stassi are staging this intervention on behalf of women, but I can't believe Kristen's intention is anything but hurting James. Still, the high horse for the Witches of WeHo is pretty cringey; Stassi has been making fun of people since Season 1 and punched her friend in the head, Katie is a mean drunk who married a guy who cheated on her multiple times, Kristen slept with her boyfriend's best friend a room over from him and physically/verbally assaults people. Not that James doesn't suck, because he does, but if there were 3 years of planning secret rendezvous there should be some text messages/DMs to show Raquel as proof when requested. And IMO the Hope story doesn't hold water.. he was leading her on and she thought James/Raquel were broken up.. because I guess she doesn't have any social media access to see the shrine he keeps there dedicated to Raquel? Case dismissed; this production has been brought to us by Krazy Kristen.

Kristen doesn't even try to veil her burning jealousy of Raquel..

100% - like they say, there's a lid for every pot. Jon and Fernanda's situation is different than our dating years, though. She's stuck in a house alone. She's already feeling like she'll have no relationship with Jon's family. She's terribly homesick. And he's out, and ignoring her. Then he comes home and lists all the things he's bought her, and he can fuck right off with that garbage.

Romantic partners are entitled to get upset about anything that upsets them. Jonathan doesn't have some constitutional right to go out drinking with his friends without Fernanda getting angry. It's not really about being an adult, it's about respect. He doesn't know her, so he needs to be diligent about checking first to see how something he's planning to do will make her feel.

Eric: "The wedding's in a couple of weeks so I'm going to get my pre-wedding haircut." @JennyMominFL he's just the shitbag Marine we predicted.

Click on the "Reveal Hidden Content" in my last post.

Wicked Tuna star William 'Willbilly' Hathaway has died at age 36 from a car accident in Maryland.

Wicked Tuna star William 'Willbilly' Hathaway has died at age 36 from a car accident in Maryland.

In his freezer. ETA: Jinx, @millennium.

Hacksaw, because IRL Just pointing out the bold. The show seems happy to let us think only Richard Matt is a scary guy. Sweat is also scum of the earth.

I've seen this asked a lot, so an explanation. When you see a quote of yours that you didn't say, here's what happened: Instead of quoting the original post, they quoted your post (quoting that post), then they removed your content and left only the remarks you had quoted.

Side effect of being the most mature person in your family at 6 months old.

Universal truth: The answer to "Do you want to wear a condom or would you prefer to not have sex?" is always "Hey I found a condom!"

I think deep down her fantasy was Ashley saying "It's always been you, Natalie... you're the one!"- hopping on the back of the scooter with a bride helmet, riding away and leaving Jay crying on the lawn.

Natalie angrily scooting away is my spirit animal. Everything about that exit was fantastic. She might as well have gotten into an oversized hamster ball, AFAIC.

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Kalani is happy to act like Asuelu artificially inseminated her during her sleep. Maybe this is why Dad didn't want your stupid ass with a Samoan guy who'll want 15 kids.

Yeah, no. Did not like.

Casa Coltie has enough couches now.

Coltie sex is always degrading, mostly for the person who willingly subjects themselves to sex with Coltie.

We really have some really hilarious people here. If a couple of us were to join together and make a podcast recap of these shows and their iterations we'd have a shit-ton of followers and ad revenue. Not that I know how to do anything like that, but my 12 year old can probably teach me.

"Either way I expect to be paid in advance via cash or money order." He probably doesn't have a job, he just wears that shirt so he doesn't look as suspicious when he gets picked up on Ring doorbell cameras outside residential windows.