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kelseykixx

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  1. Hannah already has me at like a level 10 level of annoyance. You and Luke never dated, quit trying to push this ridiculous storyline.
  2. I literally just finished watching it and was legitimately creeped the fuck out the entire time. Have been reading a lot of comments on other forums that people are getting bored and “nothing” is happening the last few episodes - huh? IMO, the pacing of this show is absolutely perfect. The slow, drawn-out tension is absolutely terrifying. The dream-like visits from the hooded man are like watching sleep paralysis visits come to life. Are they awake or are they asleep? The hazy, confusion of a nightmare fog was done so well and my god his voice... Not sure if anyone has seen the movie The Mothman Prophecies but it is incredibly similar in the slow introduction to something evil and supernatural - has a very similar creepy element that has you paralyzed with fear the entire movie. Not in a “murderer gonna pop out from behind the shower curtain jump scare” kind of way but in a deeply unnerving, dreadful way. Super excited to see where this show goes and hopefully I can fall asleep tonight.
  3. Also, i have absolutely zero doubt in my mind that Carter sucks BIG time (just like the rest of this group of clowns) but I can't figure out WHAT exactly is everyone's issue with him. Like... what has he done that warrants in his face screaming from Katie and Stassi (last season) and then another pile-on from all the girls again this season. It's like they're all in his business telling him he's absolute shit but i have yet to hear any of them articulate an understandable REASON that they despise him so much and feel the need to lecture him every time he's in the room. It's so bizarre.
  4. Also, watching Lala prance around like she's the wealthy new A-lister of the group is so obnoxious. Her stupid little RHOBH moment going over to Lisa's house as if she's an equal lollll. You're a monkey that Lisa has trained to dance and you're too arrogant to even notice. Pulling Carter aside to talk about "running a household".... wut? Look Lala - I know you're feeling all puffy and like a celebrity because you're corny ass fiance forces Brad Pitt to take uncomfortable selfies with them but you're quite possibly the most laughable cornball on the planet. She seems to think the entire world is just so speechlessly impressed because she's dating a "wealthy" man. Trust me honey it's not envy inducing on any level, cool - you get to ride a private jet an hour to Solvang and pleasure the overweight schlub who pays for it while he prattles around like a 6-year old on ADD medicine. Also Lala - you're not "hood" or "street" and are most DEFINITELY not black so please stop pretending that owning a Tupac album gives you clout. Plus I've seen videos of you attempting to twerk which... yikes. Guess it's easiest to appropriate black culture by wearing a Compton beanie than it is to actually have rhythm and soul.
  5. I'm sorry... but are we seriously supposed to listen to fucking KATIE MALONEY disown Kristen for being in a bad relationship? EXCUSE ME??? Have we not spent basically 8 entire years watching the most intense fuckery over and over and over again between Katie and Schwartz? Their relationship is the equivalent of a steaming pile of shit on top of a full dumpster. Schwartz cheats on Katie like it's going out of style - before the wedding, during the engagement, after the wedding, basically just all the time. And Katie - this demonic, impossibly stupid rage-aholic (and regular alcoholic) spends 90% of her time on screen losing her mind on her husband, new "sluts" who come near her, her friends, EVERYONE. These no-sex-having losers who despise each other are really putting on their "HAPPIEST RELATIONSHIP EVER" hat for the first episode as they always do. Meanwhile, we get to watch Katie act like Miss Sanctimonious and have the absolute gall to criticize ANYONES relationship... bitch wut!??! And Stassi, you're a racist too-big-for-your-britches bitch. Have you forgotten dating JAX? Frank? PATRICK??? The worlds biggest slimeball?? Who are you to criticize. Oh and btw you're new man is not as cute as you both think he is. He's a manic pixie dream boy with a Peter Pan complex and is desperate for attention. Congratulations.. you're marrying a clown.
  6. I hate Vicki and her melted crayon ass face and I'm so sick of seeing her on my TV. She's absolutely disgusting in every sense of the world. Watching her screech and bumble around pretending to fall every 4 seconds is so fucking obnoxious - why is she still a housewife or "friend of"? Get her the fuck away from me. And cute how Tamra treats her children just like she does everyone else - gossips and ices them out, runs away crying when they try to speak to her about how she's a heinous bitch. Fuck her and Vicki. Gutter trash.
  7. I think they need to start getting guests who aren't all complete douchebag caricatures of actual humans. Some people with real wealth and who aren't just Bravo repeat losers who keep coming back for airtime. Probably easier said than done but I hate the ridiculous, over-the-top annoying guests they have on most the time. Don't need to see Steve do another lame foam party or drunk previous charter guests come back on and grope Captain Lee.
  8. As much as I was enjoying Madison bringing some drama and stepping up to Shep... is anyone else kind of scared of her? She ALWAYS looks like she's scheming and plotting. It was super entertaining to watch but my god the looks she's constantly giving off are intense and scary. Sizing up and smirking and looking like she's in on something that no one else knows about. Even when she's having normal conversations she's doing it. Austen is in WAYYY over his head with her.
  9. I know, i was like superior arguing skills?? Bitch where!?? He thinks he's incredible but most people probably drop an argument with him because he just acts like an insufferable douche until you literally can't take it anymore and have to walk away from the conversation... lest you punch him in the throat or something.
  10. I also think he's highly intimidated by Madison, especially because she wasn't kowtowing to his "superior" arguing skills.
  11. Every time she was on screen guffawing like goofy I had a visceral reaction. HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK BABIES READY FOR BABIES HYUCK! Like, stfu you moron. It's great that you want to subject yourself to a life with Jax but how about leave an innocent child out of your dysfunctional relationship with a sociopath. kthxbai
  12. They really bungled Tyrion's character the past two seasons. It's gotten to the point where I'm ANNOYED when he's on screen because I know he's going to make some stupid, ill-informed decision. Which is sad because his scenes always used to be the most interesting and exciting. I'm just so sick of watching him mope around offering up terrible suggestions then being aghast at Dany when things obviously go awry. Maybe she wouldn't have gone mad if her advisers weren't such traitorous assholes.
  13. I was thinking and they could have made her descent into "madness" make SO MUCH MORE sense with one simple plot change. Instead of killing Rhaegal last episode for absolutely no reason, why not wait until this episode when it would have made more sense? That would have explained her snapping and going into full rage mode and Rhaegal's death would at least make sense in the story. Killing another dragon off in such a ridiculous manner last episode set off a bad taste in everyone's mouth.
  14. I truly felt nothing when Dany was burning the city down, was I supposed to care? For years we've followed all these "royal" bloodlines who have shown utter disdain for the common people, except maybe dreadfully noble Jon, and all of a sudden I'm supposed to be attached to and care about a random woman and her daughter that were introduced for 10 minutes? Burn that shit down Dany, why introduce dragons if we can't enjoy them wrecking shit for an hour? Also, none of this would have happened if we didn't have to watch Tyrion/Varys act like complete out-of-character morons and advise her to the do the wrong thing for episodes on end, resulting in her essentially losing a dragon for no reason. If she would have stuck to her plan from the beginning she could have burned Cersei out of the Red Keep and sat on the throne THEN helped in the great war. I'm more so annoyed by the awful, coincidental plot points that made absolutely no sense. Oh, Jamie just got stabbed by Euron who incidentally floated up on the same tiny beach, but does he die? Nope, still manages to make his way all the way up to the castle and find Cersei in the nick of time where they die in love together (wut?). Oh, Varys gets caught committing treason against his sworn Queen and I'm supposed to feel bad for him? I just couldn't bring myself to care about the townspeople when all our favorite characters storylines are just abruptly ended and butchered.
  15. I never would have expected to see a VPR crossover reference in a GOT thread. Braavos!
  16. Yes! Jax is such an obnoxious sociopath! He has no problem sitting over there spewing VILE insults at Raquel (for reasons I truly do not understand) yet the SECOND James calls Britt a hillbilly Jax looks as if he got punched in the spleen. "DID YOU HEAR WHAT JAMES SAID!? A HILLBILLY!>?" Like shut up Jason no one gives a shit you blithering, coked-up ogre.
  17. That's not really true though - he doesn't hang with them for Lala, he's always hanging around the VPR crew like an embarrassing parent who won't go away. Him and Jax have some weird bromance. I don't think Rand is above them at all - I just think Lala doesn't want him on the show because their relationship is a complete embarrassment and everyone would see him for the doofy, shlubby, annoying "fat man" he is. As long he's hidden away from the eyes of the viewer than Lala can pretend like she's living this glamorous, aspirational lifestyle with a successful movie producer fiance.
  18. I would hazard a guess that rather than eating before she came, Kristen had taken an ADDERALL before she came. That's usually her & everyone else in that groups go to. Rude to come over, say you're not hungry, but that you'll take some later for home. Like... just take a few bites at least.
  19. Um, she was "podcasting," thank you very much. 🙄 I swear, she's just do freakin' full of herself it's almost funny. Kail is so ridiculous. Does she not realize you don't have to fly out of state and do a full face of makeup and hair to RECORD AUDIO!? Who the hell flies out of state every time you record a podcast?! She's such a raging asshole it's become unbearable to watch. This entire show is actually becoming unbearable and I can't even get through more than half an episode these days before turning it off. I feel like MTV will try for one more season of OG and TM2 before viewship drops to nothing.
  20. Did anyone hear Brittany right before she was talking to Lisa? How she said something along the lines of "I used to be able to elevate Jax with my sweet personality but now it's flipped and my reputation is being sullied because of Jax." Like... wtf? So she is incredibly cognizant of her "sweet Kentucky innocent gal" act and is now getting pissed that people aren't buying it anymore and STILL shitting on Jax. She truly thought that her sweet shtick would be enough to make everyone forget about Jax's 8 years of televised psychoses? Ok girl...
  21. Jennifer and her Chanel addiction is so over-the-top and annoying - it was straight up embarrassing to see her running around the engagement event like it was HER party. Flaunting her ugly ass Chanel earrings/wrist cuffs (who even wears wrist cuffs) and acting like the belle of the ball. Also creepy for her to run over to Melda and her brother and say "HOW ABOUT A BABY SOON HUH?" and to force her brother to say "I can't touch her until the wedding." You could see the fear in Melda's eyes as she realized what this arranged marriage would mean she has to endure on her wedding night. *Shiver*
  22. I agree about Snooki being too much to watch this time around. Back on the original shore her antics were funny and non-irritating because she was young, single, and wasted all the time. It was a personality never really seen before on tv. However, these two most recent episodes I was basically reaching a point of "OMG shut the fuck up Snooki." She wouldn't stop yelling and wildly overacting everything she did. She seems to have lost her original charm and is just super try hard now - and I could NOT get past her new face. Her lips/teeth are absolutely insane looking she can barely even close her mouth. Also, did anyone see the countdown specials they did before Family Vacation premiered? Snooki was FUCKED UP. She was slurring, eyes were basically closed, swaying. It looks like she was pilled out of her skull. Does anyone know when she got her boob job? I'm wondering if she's still taking pain pills and that was why? Or Xanax? I'm not sure but I was like good lord girl this is nottttt a good look.
  23. I'm sick of her talking about how BOMB EVERYONES PUSSYS are. Like... great you're such a worldly feminist we get it. Sit down. She's also always trying to fight for what she thinks is right but typically no one even asked her so I don't understand why she feels the need to insert herself into everybody's issues.
  24. Uh the previews for next week with Ariana fully splayed out with all the girls staring deeply into her uncovered vageen was a little offputting. I understand getting elective treatments is different from a regular but for some reason it felt so incredibly skeevy that there was no sheet put over her lower body (like they do at the gyno). She has been talking about her insecurities with her vagina for a few weeks now and how she doesn't want anyone to touch it, look at it, or be near it, yet here she is with two friends and an entire production crew just spread eagle under a halogen light in a tight room. WTF? I don't know why but for some reason that truly weirded me out.
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