Maya

The second one is weird. She looks like Angelina Jolie.

I am shocked but happy that Morgan hasn't gotten a nose job. She is a natural beauty but probably thinks she's not. She even complained about her nose in season one, and I'm sure nose jobs are like haircuts in her circle (Roxy).

Was it supposed to be ironic that Khloe was begging for her mom's attention and Kris was blowing her off right and left, only to show Kris in the next scene DYING to be involved in Kim's life? Because it was! Kim seems almost afraid to go against Kanye's wishes.

That photo could almost be classified as a cry for help.

Yuck. The cycle continues.

Ok I am starting to get offended at how stupid whoever thinks of these storylines thinks we are. We are supposed to believe Kourtney charged Khloe $25,000 to go shopping with her. Ok... Also I think Scott is so disgusting when he's drunk I can barely watch him. He is a father of 2 with another on the way. Kourtney's one lucky lady!

I bet Kim made damn sure adoptions weren't allowed before she started asking around with a concerned look on her face. And if it was real (which it wasn't), why did her mom try to immediately talk her out of it? "You can't just go around adopting children and bringing them home." Why not? Kim can afford it. But I know: fake, fake, fake.

Uh.. I hope that's just a bad picture of him...

I would worry about cheating if I had a long distance marriage and my spouse was famous. Isn't it just a matter of time?

And how, during the dramatic and tension-filled search for the girls, Kim pointed outside the car window and said "oh look, you can get your hair braided!"

I wish they had mentioned Brody's half chub a couple more times. Kim's so hot, he can't even control himself!! She loved every minute of it. Everybody in this family grates except Brandon, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

Ugh I can't stand her. She seems so fake to me, like she's playing a role or acting or something. Did she make those pants once before? They looked familiar. And so NOT spring.

I have learned to multiply the price of everything they do by about 3 for Minnesota prices.

Is Kylie's tongue out?? Gross.

I don't know, remember when Leah had that contrived scene with her dad in a cafe? About her "career" or something? That was pretty famewhorish. And Brody - I'm sorry, I don't think anything about him is genuine. He's in it for the fame and money, and he's smart enough to know the more drama, the more airtime.

And apparently did a shitty job raising those 6 kids (see: sex tape, etc.) And both of his ex-wives were "difficult"? Hmm, who is the common denominator in these relationships.

What is wrong with these three to even subject themselves to this trip? They are either desperate for a free trip to Thailand, or desperate for airtime.

I watched it yesterday! LOL. He came across as kind of an ass in general, but good for him for speaking up. Although ironically, their house was an actual farmhouse, where Joanna's décor would be appropriate for once. Funny how Chip and Joanna went to Ace Hardware (product placement, anyone?) to buy paint, then came out holding two small, light-looking paper bags which could not possibly be cans of paint.

And Khloe blames herself for Rob getting tangled up with Lamar. How about everyone just blame Lamar?

She made the announcement like such a self-important idiot too.

Bruce was driving me crazy this episode. Where does he get off telling people what a vacation "should" be? As gross as these people are, I do believe their lives are busy and a vacation to them might mean a day of relaxation. Also, this is mean, but what's up with his lip? Did he have skin cancer there or something?

It's kind of uncomfortable how she brings clients to her own home to show them some design element, then asks, "Would you like this in your home too?" What are they supposed to say? Then they're stuck with some distressed wood dining room table because they're too polite to say they think hers is ugly.

GROSS!! Lol

I feel like Bruce has apologized to him though. At this point, he needs to either accept the apology and proceed like an adult, or not accept it, and make it clear to Bruce that the relationship is too broken to be repaired. What Brody does is childish--making plans then not showing up, passive aggressively saying everything is fine, making excuse after excuse, then mumbling about hurt feelings. It's annoying.

Anyone have any idea what Brody is doing, with his "10,000 things going on" or whatever crap he spewed last night? He bugs me.