Maya

I would worry about cheating if I had a long distance marriage and my spouse was famous. Isn't it just a matter of time?

And how, during the dramatic and tension-filled search for the girls, Kim pointed outside the car window and said "oh look, you can get your hair braided!"

I wish they had mentioned Brody's half chub a couple more times. Kim's so hot, he can't even control himself!! She loved every minute of it. Everybody in this family grates except Brandon, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

Ugh I can't stand her. She seems so fake to me, like she's playing a role or acting or something. Did she make those pants once before? They looked familiar. And so NOT spring.

I have learned to multiply the price of everything they do by about 3 for Minnesota prices.

Is Kylie's tongue out?? Gross.

I don't know, remember when Leah had that contrived scene with her dad in a cafe? About her "career" or something? That was pretty famewhorish. And Brody - I'm sorry, I don't think anything about him is genuine. He's in it for the fame and money, and he's smart enough to know the more drama, the more airtime.

And apparently did a shitty job raising those 6 kids (see: sex tape, etc.) And both of his ex-wives were "difficult"? Hmm, who is the common denominator in these relationships.

What is wrong with these three to even subject themselves to this trip? They are either desperate for a free trip to Thailand, or desperate for airtime.

I watched it yesterday! LOL. He came across as kind of an ass in general, but good for him for speaking up. Although ironically, their house was an actual farmhouse, where Joanna's décor would be appropriate for once. Funny how Chip and Joanna went to Ace Hardware (product placement, anyone?) to buy paint, then came out holding two small, light-looking paper bags which could not possibly be cans of paint.

And Khloe blames herself for Rob getting tangled up with Lamar. How about everyone just blame Lamar?

She made the announcement like such a self-important idiot too.

Bruce was driving me crazy this episode. Where does he get off telling people what a vacation "should" be? As gross as these people are, I do believe their lives are busy and a vacation to them might mean a day of relaxation. Also, this is mean, but what's up with his lip? Did he have skin cancer there or something?

It's kind of uncomfortable how she brings clients to her own home to show them some design element, then asks, "Would you like this in your home too?" What are they supposed to say? Then they're stuck with some distressed wood dining room table because they're too polite to say they think hers is ugly.

GROSS!! Lol

I feel like Bruce has apologized to him though. At this point, he needs to either accept the apology and proceed like an adult, or not accept it, and make it clear to Bruce that the relationship is too broken to be repaired. What Brody does is childish--making plans then not showing up, passive aggressively saying everything is fine, making excuse after excuse, then mumbling about hurt feelings. It's annoying.

Anyone have any idea what Brody is doing, with his "10,000 things going on" or whatever crap he spewed last night? He bugs me.

Why in the world would anyone believe a word Lamar says about anything? I just assumed it was him or one of his friends. I thought it was bizarre when Khloe cried because she wasn't responsible enough to keep track of her druggie cheating husband's jewelry. Huh? Also Khloe in those high waisted daisy dukes-- yikes.

Probably, then they can do the "dramatic" phone call when they break the bad news to the homeowners. I also think they must show the couples more than three houses, right?

That sounds hot. What woman could resist that.

Thank goodness Kim's giant boobs are on display while she's talking about a children's clothing line.

She probably also realizes it's a slippery slope, encouraging Scott to buy expensive things.

That helicopter storyline was so fake I could barely stand it. Scott's not even bothering to pretend to act anymore. And Kourtney not wanting to be controlling like her mom? HAHA! Too late!

I could live without the little words and sayings she posts on everyone's walls. Not my style. She's a very one note designer, and all of her homes look the same, but nice.

Well you get famous people like Jay Z and Beyoncé to show up at your wedding... Wait...