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Well, in Larry's eyes she's a 10 but since he considers himself a 5, I think both numbers are inflated.

Her lips are so distracting! I don't know if they're really that misshapen or she just applies the bright lipstick badly, but between her Betty Davis eyes and all the grimaces she makes when she talks, I find her unwatchable.

WHAT was in those huge chests anyway? We certainly didn't see evidence of Pole changing his clothes multiple times a day, like he was a house guest at Downton Abbey! I wonder how long it took Kreeny to get rid of his greasy hairs! And why wasn't she wearing her ring in the taxi on the way to the airport? Did she get machete mugged again?

Is it wrong of me to hope Pole gets the Zika virus?

Just happened to catch the last few minutes of the episode where Jesse makes Darcey promise she "will never drink again" and found myself getting angry. That one sided rule should have been clear from the get-go, not after their relationship has gotten as far as it presumably has. How many other edicts will he declare along the way "it will be better for both of us if you..." just to get Darcey to jump through hoops and suit his own agenda? How sanctimonious can you get!

I'm not defending Nicole or the idea of the backpack leash, but Azan seemed much more concerned about how HE would be viewed for May's behavior in the crowd than for the child's safety and he certainly couldn't expect them to exhibit Moroccan child-rearing practices the minute they got off the plane. Nobody is going to mistake Nicole for a local mother and any criticism is going to be directed at her (especially if he avoids making it obvious they're together to the casual observer, like by shrugging off her embraces.)

Wow, a Half Marathon!

I wonder if Nicole will beat Danielle's record of the "16 Calories Burned Workout" on the treadmill

I certainly don't think that two year old May understands the implications of calling someone "Daddy". Nicole has taught her to call this guy she Skypes with "Daddy" and May just parrots it back like when you show a child that age pictures and say "what's this?" "Kitty", "who's this?" "Grammy", etc. May could be taught to call Azan anything; "Azan," "Bozo," even "Mommy's Moroccan Stud Muffin" (okay, that last one might be a bit hard to pronounce) but the concept of "this guy is your instant father so listen to him" is totally lost on her.

Is that the French George Glass? oui, mon amour VERY impressive Brady Bunch reference ..in French no less! I admit I borrowed that from a discussion about Danielle Jbali claiming to have a new boyfriend

I seem to remember Larry saying he went on Philippino Cupid because that's where his cousin met his wife. But I could be wrong. Thanks, that rings a bell. So, Cousin and Cousin's Wife really shouldn't be too judgey!

According to MY translation device, Miriam's boyfriend's name is "George Verre" Was it explained in an earlier episode how Larry's cousin met his Filipina wife? Apparently he got a submissive one, Love.

Why can't they share custody of Abby? She could stay with Sean in Ohio, then go to the DR to see Chris. Summer in Ohio with Daddy, Winter in the DR with Gramps. Best of both worlds for her!

For goodness sake, doesn't Pole's translator app work both ways? Couldn't he have typed in "Will you marry me" and gotten the translation in Portuguese? Writing in the sand in Karine's native language would have shown much more creativity and sincerity on his part. And why did he think a Brazilian guy, even one who speaks English well, would have any idea of what he meant by the expression"pop the question"? Corny, I have two words for you: "waterproof mascara" Patrick, get your happity ass home and forget Paris. Sean, get your happity ass home and make an appointment with a dermatologist STAT!

Maybe Larry got his hats at Oriental Trading: http://www.orientaltrading.com/bright-baseball-cap-assortment-a2-15_355.fltr

I was trying to figure out who crashed this website tonight, Nicole or Rick Grimes?

I turned on the TV today and there was a news story about Jeff Bezos, but for a minute I thought the picture was LARRY!

I can just imagine Azan's first TH after seeing Nicole in Morocco, "I'm surprised to see she's BIGGER a little bit..."

Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure Jesse used the term "promise ring" in his talking-head interview right before the car ride (when Darcy kept pushing for clarification, and he said, "look at the goat!") I'm sure you're right, since I only watched it once. I just wonder what the promise was supposed to be! He's so manipulative and vague, I can see him saying later, "I wasn't promising you that we'd get married, you were promising ME you'd never drink again! Look at the goat!"

Just some random thoughts... I only watched it On Demand, so I can't be sure, but in the brief closeup, I believe the ring Jesse gave Darcey was some kind of silver filigree square with two crystals, that didn't look anything like an engagement solitaire. (Does anyone have a screen shot to share?) I think he called it an "appreciation gift, NOT ENGAGEMENT ring" and she was the one to use the term "promise ring" like a teenager going steady. (What's next, his H of 11 letter sweater?) Anyway, whatever his intention, the ring was what my friend refers to as a "shut up ring." Larry's puffy baseball hat makes him look like a lawn jockey! Patrick strikes me as the kind of person who appears at first glance to be fun and happy-go-lucky but constantly needing to be "on" and the center of attention gets to be exhausting for people in his presence for any length of time. I'd call him a "small dose" person.

Before I watched this show and found this forum, I had never heard of things like "Sanky-Panky," "Tunisian Love Rats," and the "Russian Hooker School." Thank you Previously TV for broadening my horizons!

At first glance, I think Chantel and Pedro made a more convincing "couple in love" than Molly and Luis. Maybe there will be more speculation about a real Dominican "Sanky-Panky" scam going on here. Just noticed the title of this forum, Drogo beat me to it!

moving comments to the Molly/Luis thread

Wait! Evelyn's Spanish boyfriend David is staying with Pastor Tim? Is this a cross-over show with "The Americans"? edited to add: As if Evelyn's singing voice wasn't bad enough, her speaking voice sets my teeth on edge. Very fast, indistinct pronunciation with some vocal fry and upspeak thrown in for good measure.

Maybe Jesse's "appreciation ring" was a reward for her promising not to have any more "wines."