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Evelyn kept saying that her father was 19 when he married. He said so too. Is that not true? I'm the poster who found that her parents were now 44 and 41, but they certainly could have gotten married when Evelyn's father was 19 and her mother 22 but they didn't have kids right away.

Manufactured drama, of course! Who the hell makes a big deal about their 28th birthday? It’s not like it’s some kind of milestone. My 19 yo: "What the fuck does she want, CAKE? OK, we get it, we KNOW, its your birthday. God." If David was a better father, he would have had pony rides and a bouncy castle outside for Princess Snooki's birthday

Who the hell makes a big deal about their 28th birthday? It’s not like it’s some kind of milestone.

Now that Chris is footing the bill for David and Annie's wedding, I wonder if it will be as elaborate as his wedding to Nikki. Chris appears about 5 minutes into the video, seated in a chair and looking like he's waiting for Nikki to stop singing and give him a lap dance...

Okay, so I WASN'T dreaming that I saw her that morning! I guess we will see if she's in the wedding party tonight.

There's no end to the things I learn about from this forum! Could Evelyn possibly be so shallow she only chose attractive friends to be in her wedding party? I would love to see one of David's hot friends see Mykayla from across the room, their eyes lock, they approach each other in slow motion (cue the violins) and it's love at first sight...

ME TOO!!!!! Great....I hadn't realized that before either. Yikes!!! Evelyn's mother is 44, her father is 41 (both of them could be my kids)

"I'm just not a birth control usin' kind of girl."

Chewing is done with the back teeth. Cutting is done with the front teeth . . . or a knife and fork. That steak looked like it would melt in your mouth, like "buttah." A true test would be watching Josh eat a slice of pizza or corn on the cob, but thank you TLC for sparing us that scene. Nicole's "finger lickin' good" was gross enough (but no french fries for a change unless she cleaned May's plate for her)

That's my theory, too! According to the projected timeline, Luis arrived mid June and they apparently got married at the courthouse July 20th although the 90 days weren't up until mid September. The cameras probably aren't with them 24/7, so at some point they were legally married in secret. Molly was still planning her dream wedding for the public at the end of the 90 days but instead Luis pulled a fast one and staged that crazy scene that resulted in her kicking him out, which got him exactly what he wanted! She did say the "girls were in school" which made me think it was late August or September. I thought it was interesting that just last week we learned Luis had a brother in NJ, now he has at least two brothers in the US. Maybe that was the plan to get him to the US and reunite with them by marrying an American woman and instead of the brother coming to GA for the wedding, he was actually there to pick him up. They could all be "Sanky Brothers" and not biologically related at all, just in on the same scam.

I'll bet she and Evelyn used to dress up in "Mother-Daughter" outfits! Wasn't Mykayla on the left side of the couch in the scene where Evelyn modeled her gown for the girls? (She looked like she was wrapped up in a blanket?) Edited to add: Oops, no. I don't see Mykayla in the wedding party which is kind of odd because she's supposedly her "best friend." Were all four of David's groomsmen his friends from Spain? If so, why aren't his friends from Virginia in the wedding party?

I admit I burst out laughing at the dress reveal

I noticed May had French fries AGAIN

Aznic? Makes me think of Arsenic!

We all know how well the idea of a pre-nup went over with Pedro's family!

Same thing happened to me, although I had already read about it on the Molly/Luis forum. Just a warning to anyone who doesn’t want to be spoiled, don’t read the TV listing about Monday’s Finale.

I think that might be intentional to generate interest

The first things that popped into my head, I think Nicole needs a "99 Ways to Cook a Sheep's Head" cookbook and Azan could use a copy of Mohammed's best seller "How to Extend Ramadan Indefinitely"

“...Nicole can do a lot better”??????

Pretty clever of Azan to sabotage his Visa!

You guys all make me look forward to Mondays!

I doubt if he even has money, just lots of debt from trying to appear that he's wealthy. Avoiding child support is a big red flag to me. Maybe he can't afford Libby's wedding and that's why he's shifting the blame onto Andrei with the flimsy excuse that he didn't properly "ask for her hand in marriage."

Maybe his idea of his son-in-laws' success is that they have been able to avoid arrest records and mug shots? Besides driving Mercedes, they all play golf, which Daddy probably considers the ultimate display of wealth and class. I just wonder about his (at least) six kids, especially the daughters, and whether or not any of them have gotten an "edumacation."

Yes, apparently Becky was a brunette when she had her run-in with the law in 2008, now she's blonde and possibly had a nose job. But I don't think Daddy paid for her makeover, since her husband is supposedly quite "successful".

Evelyn was chosen to be the Corn Maiden! Or was it the Apple Maiden and once David partook of it, he can never leave Claremont.