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I don’t think Tom was ready for Desperate Darcey in person. It’s one thing to get a text that says, “Good morning, my handsome love” and another to have her in bed pawing you and bursting into tears at the least provocation.

I think Darcey was picturing herself in a fairy tale, as royalty living in Buckingham Palace.

SLIGHT? The cricket attire was in the previews

My daughter doesn't have a TV and has never seen the show, but I made her watch a bit with me last night. Her reaction to Jeniffer was, "Boy, she sure does that duck lips thing a lot." I also noticed Jen's another "hair petter" like Darcey.

I know we only saw half of the episode, but I noticed neither Darcey nor Tom uttered the dreaded "J' word.

Your question got me to wondering about that, too, so I looked it up. Citizens of both the United States and the UK do not require a visa to visit Albania for up to 90 days, just a passport. Tom actually did say something like "always with the wedding comments" and Darcey's coy response was, "I'm only flirting with you."

I called it! This came after Tom was standing at the door ready to go out and she said, “Just like you’re waiting for me at the altar.”

Drink! Drink!

Yes, there was, but when I hear "walker" I think of "The Walking Dead." I wonder if Darcey has foot problems from wearing high heels all the time and now it's difficult to walk in flats.

Spot on! I was only able to catch a screenshot but when they showed the preview, at first I thought Tom was walking with a doddering little old lady, possibly his Mum.

Definitely babysitting! After he fed her at the restaurant, he gave her a bottle, put her to bed and probably read her a bedtime story about a princess being rescued by a knight in shining armor.

And rolls around ass up in her Loubs

His ring budget was $200 so it was more like hundreds of nasty feet.

“Last night was electric!” Darcy seemed so proud of waking up in Tom’s white shirt because she considered it a sign that he wanted to take care of her. He probably just put it on over that by now stinky bodysuit, nothing at all sexy went on. He stated she had too much to drink and was difficult to deal with and she said she “probably” had a lot to drink and didn’t remember what had happened.

Another “walk down the aisle” comment next week?

New drinking game! Have a shot every time Rebecca makes a face

Could Akinyi’s dress be any tighter? Unfortunate button placement.

Just when I hadn’t given a thought about Coltee and Debbie in weeks, they’re back on my TV armed with 3 remote controls, a basket of cat toys, a cat, and their beverages of choice. (We all know what Debbie swigs out of that mug.) I just can’t take my eyes off of his thighs!

Another cringeworthy moment was in the cab when Darcey asked Tom if the church they were passing was where they were "going to get married." Didn't she say something similar to Jesse?

I laughed at discerning food expert "Cut-it-on-the-Bias, I've-Worked-in-Restaurants-Darcey" when Tom was feeding her in the restaurant. Her very professional assessment: "Ooh! It's good. It's salty. And peppery."

I wonder how Tom must feel about being "sloppy seconds" after things with Jesse didn't work out. Are there others waiting in the (Angel) wings eager to sell their souls and lose their dignity in exchange for their chance to be on American TV? (What am I saying, of course there are!)

Wait a minute, if Darcey has been in an online relationship with Tom for four years, was she cheating on him with Jesse or cheating on Jesse with Tom? I've always gotten the impression she met them both online around the same time and Tom was Plan B.

So I’m reading an article about whether or not Rebecca and Zied are still together (inconclusive) and I get a targeted ad for fixing my saggy jowls!

Could Jenny look any more miserable? At least she cheered up a bit when Sumit told her about the Promise Ring.