magemaud

I think there was some question about Andreeeei’s permanent residency visa and they might have to move to Moldova, but as usual, it was all blown out of proportion.

My theory about Sophie’s mother is that she got knocked up by a rich guy and his family has been paying her off and supporting Sophie for years to get both of them to stay out of their lives

Isn’t Heidi Montag the one that had a ton of plastic surgery procedures all on the same day and almost died?

Survey? Schmurvay! She’s not

Claire sounds like the Geico gecko.

Igor curls up with his stuffed emu (?) while Mommy lectures him

Nikki’s talons are mesmerizing

Glass half full!

Apparently only having ONE kid is enough to exhaust Kara and Guillermo

I think it’s a pizzaria every time she says it

Nice flypaper placement in Sam’s kitchen

No, it’s an old hooptie car. I was afraid they were driving to the airport to pick up Sophie’s mother and wondered how she’d fit in the back but it turns out they were going to her hotel room.

Are Sophie’s silly little hair buns fake?

She appears to have two very different eyelash “looks,” the enormous caterpillars or bare eyelids.

Dressed in a paper bag

@Frozendiva you beat me to it! Jessie is going to be a fodder!

Just watching one of the many repeated scenes and paid closer attention to Jasmine “finding” the lip gloss in Gino’s car. Besides people posting screenshots of her getting in the car holding two lip glosses and having the same one on her makeup table, I saw her reach between the seats into the back of the car with her left hand while turning and bending forward like she was reaching in her purse and coming up with the lip gloss in her right hand! Totally faked drama. Case closed!

Some were prettier than others

Does he cook the croissants using only the heat from his hands?

I agree. Kenny let her know that wasn’t acceptable. just having the rerun on in the background and noticed when Sarper brought out his Sex Log he mentioned 2500 PEOPLE so maybe they weren’t all women?

And called her the C word! With no remorse

Danielle: “Bye, New York!” NY EZ Pass Authority: “Not so fast, young lady!”

Looking down her Barbie nose at everyone

I wonder

Tomorrow Danielle has an appointment to get Yohan’s Dick tattoo removed