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Even Brandon’s father broke out his one and only “wedding and funeral suit” for the occasion. I know several men who have never have an occasion to wear a suit, but pretty much all of them at least have a sports jacket even if it’s worn over a t-shirt.

What could have happened was that Rebecca found the dress listed on somewhere like Craig’s List or eBay and although it was two sizes larger than she normally wore, the fact that it was altered made her think it would fit her. We know she wears her clothing too tight anyway, so she might have a distorted idea of correct size and fit. But, I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe because the wedding date was pushed ahead, she didn’t have time to have it fixed when it didn’t fit her. I wonder if her missing engagement ring ever turned up.

She certainly treated it as a used dress, wadding it up in her suitcase like a dishrag

All Natalie would contribute on Pillow Talk would be a wide eyed “Oh my god...” (she said that at least six times in the opening)

I’m still confused by Rebecca’s wedding gown. I thought she said that “despite ordering it two sizes too BIG” and “it’s been altered” how did it end up at least two sizes too small and wouldn’t zip? Did she gain that much weight between ordering it and the ceremony? I’ve watched enough SYTTD to know that wedding sizes and regular dress sizing is different, so could that have been the problem? But then who altered it, possibly taking it in even more, obviously without Rebecca trying it on?

I don’t pay enough attention to this program to know their names, but is that the mother in the promo who hates her ex-husband but says they’re going to have a “conjoined baby shower”?

I thought Tamara was going to perform the ceremony. And their marriage license didn’t have to be used on a specific date. I looked it up for Washington and a marriage license is good for 60 days following a three day waiting period following issuance.

I thought she did mention something about Virginia because I had forgotten where Tarik lives and it reminded me.

My nickels (and later dimes) were inserted in my loafers instead of pennies

I thought it was very telling that when Mike finally gave in to Natalie’s begging and gave her back the ring, technically he didn’t propose marriage, he just asked if she wanted to be his “fiancée” again.

Which will be underwritten next season by TLC as will Yara’s Ukrainian wedding with her family in attendance, too (just a guess on my part)

Don’t forget, “That’s a lot to process” Is next week’s finale two hours long? I can’t believe it will take that long to tie up the loose ends of Andrew and Amira’s non-story, Jovi and Yara’s wedding and whether or not Mike and Natalie get married. I predict they will marry because Natalie will announce she’s pregnant which is all she ever wanted out of Mike anyway. and Rebecca’s corset over her gown reminded me of a straight jacket oops, I forgot about Stephanie and Ryan/Harris.

Who will be getting out of the limo and where will their dream honeymoon be?

The hula hooping movements have become involuntary

I saw my daughter and first grandchild this past weekend. It was wonderful!

Did he get Julia a wrist corsage?

I till can’t get past Zied’s fake teeth.

Beck’s boobs are jacked up under her chin!

Gee, Micah put on his best flannel shirt for the wedding. Is he the best man?

Is the theme tonight kitty cat headbands?

Is it okay to mix people like that?

Vaccine roll call, count off now! Pfizer? Moderna? J&J? Who got what? Team Pfizer here

Backwards hat even on your wedding day, Tarik?

So, that’s Hazel’s “very happy” face?