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John needs a Syngin shed

Nice herpes, bro

Every one of those Plaths looks, how do I say this…dim witted

With Shaaeda’s accent I thought she said she had 90 days of “living in this prison” instead of “living with this person.”

The Philly gyms were good enough for Rocky

Mohamed sounds like Kermit imitating Mr. Rogers.

Sorry, I’m behind, but Yve, you don’t have to cover your head until you actually get to the mosque, not before leaving the house

I've only seen it in the Previews but I thought it looked like some kind of costume and was very unflattering

Even worse are the people (mostly guys) who wear them on the BACK of their head, often upside down! I'll never understand that! and speaking of GUYS:

I didn't recognize her with her tits covered

apparently there IS! Miona might also need to read it!

I have always thought it was the Man in the Moon. I can't help but think that would be a very painful area to get a tattoo

Poor Kobe can’t do anything right when it comes to shit jobs: from changing the kid’s diaper to shoveling horse manure. I thought Kara was a real bitch last week barking orders at Guillermo making the balloon arch, but Emily was even worse!

But still no rolling eyes, Greekmom. WHY IS THAT and we still need a vomit emoji!

I can "take" Molly more when she's paired with Kelly.

Has there EVER been a drama free "meet my foreign fiancé" scene on this franchise whether they come to America or the American goes to their fiancé's home country?

Not unpopular at all!

That's also her Smells-a-Fart face!

that didn't stop Ximena from having conjugal visit sex. Emily could be the Sweetheart of the Cellblock.

I had a thought about Emily's dating history. I remember she said two of her exes were incarcerated and I just figured she meant she had dated some bad boys in the past. But maybe these guys were already in prison when she "met" them through one of those communicate with an inmate setups (IOW "pen pals") since she seems the type to go for the shock value.

In the first episode, I remember Emily saying she liked Black men and something like “leave it to me to find the only Black guy in China” so this obviously isn’t her first experience dating men of color.

You had me wondering about that so I looked it up: Islamic law prohibits any kind of permanent birth control.

His rap name could be "Kris-tul Meth" Speaking of rappers, don't forget that "Dr. Yve" also aspires to be one. I wonder if Apaches make good rappers.

Yes and Yve admitted to deflowering him so how could they expect him to have a lot of experience.