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People are jumping to the conclusion that Shaeeda rather glibly saying “I lost the bump” and a broken heart emoji means she had a miscarriage? Sorry, I’m not falling for it.

Their puffy shiny lips really look like blow up dolls.

In NY, they add a $ 50 to $ 100 fine to EACH unpaid toll. I was just reading a story about a guy who had $ 4700 in unpaid tolls but the added penalties and fees brought the amount up to $ 62,000! https://nypost.com/2019/08/04/e-zpass-scofflaw-whines-about-62000-owed-in-penalties-and-fees/

Darcey and Stacey saged their hair extensions and almost set the whole pile of nylon on fire. That makes me wonder, if you sage your hotel room, does that violate the "no smoking" policy?

Most women, yes, but not Molly.

But he was, like, SUPER CUTE!

Oh, you're both right! I AM getting the idiots mixed up already! But I do think they're both in it for the money and chance to be "influencers" (whatever that means) and promote some kind of business.

BTW, I wonder who is in charge of naming these episodes? They sound like Fortune Cookie quotes.

It will never make up for the $ 15K she's going to lose every year from her pension...

She’s immature, too! I thought she sounded like a teenager when she described meeting Mahmoud in the fabric shop: “I was shopping, and I saw this super cute boy with like these big brown eyes and these big sexy muscles, and he goes, ‘You should stay in Egypt and be my wife...” I expected her to go on and say something like, "Then he like carried my books to my locker and asked me to go steady..."

Then in the end credits there will be a disclaimer that "no flies were harmed in the filming of this episode."

FTFY

So all Yohan does all day is stand there flicking flies off the meat while he waits for customers? (I originally said “his meat” but I had to edit it because there are so many dirty minds here, including mine)

Nowadays subsequent showers are called “SPRINKLES!” I think the Kardashians invented them along with Baby Moons and Push Presents.

Yes, I’m serious

Last time Amy went to the ER in pain, she wasn’t in labor. She was just constipated.

What will it take to put you in this little baby today?

Nope they’re saving 67 year old Granny and 24 year Ousamma for last

Her local Joann’s is closing.

There’s her sewing machine!

Jen has a skull face

Danielle is built like a fireplug

If she wasn’t already, Danielle has just become vegetarian.

Oh god, thanks for reminding me AGAIN

Move to Egypt three times, shame on TLC