EverybodyIsACritic

I’m watching the season 3 dinner party at Mapperton, and Juliet’s huffing and puffing in her Holly Hobby getup is reminding me of someone, but it takes her spinning out of the dining room with her flat hair to click. She’s Sue Heck from The Middle.

A year and a half later, I still cried when I saw this again. RIP, Anthony.

I will need proof that the Lord has ever considered His work done in any state’s DMV. Personally, I believe that the DMV is under the purview of Satan. 🔥🔥🔥

Shots fired!!! 😂

I just rewatched that season, and it makes me so sad to know she died only five or six years later, iirc. But that speech in Kelly’s Office was MAGNIFICENT!

There’s a series on Allure magazine’s YouTube with “A Day in the Life” of various young women, and a Rockette was one of them. A Miami Dolphins cheerleader was also profiled. I was exhausted just watching!

Plus, she said, “FUCK THIS!” off mike as she was leaving the field after a chat with J&K.* *I may be off on the location and the causation, but I just couldn’t resist recounting one of the best off-the-cuff moments of the entire series. Helen Keller could have read those lips! 😂👄

I was so grossed out by that “photo shoot”. I’d rather see Captain Lee’s scrunched up tighty-whiteys than that. I also thought Ashton was cute last year. Being dragged behind the boat. 😉🤭😂

I’m just reminded that both Kevin and Brian have daughters. How would they like to see them treated if they worked on a yacht? Or how would they feel for their daughters see how their fathers treated other women? I think he was saying a different word for “little person”.

That shattered my heart into a million horrified little pieces! I’m so angry about him weaponizing his fucking tongue and shoving it down Kate’s throat TWICE! He can’t stand her, and his version of “Marry, Fuck, Kill” stars Kate, and leaves the “Marry” part out entirely. He is such a fucking hypocrite! He drinks to blackout level, then basically sexually assaults Kate. She could have told Captain Lee everything, and she didn’t. He expects everyone to keep his confidences, yet talks massive shit himself. He is the epitome of toxic masculinity. I feel worked up to the level Chevy Chase was in Christmas Vacation when his company gave him a membership to the jelly of the month club...

I just saw something online that said they interviewed Mike McCarthy from the Packers, and the former HC of the Bengals today. Also, that they didn’t expect to formally fire Garrett until Monday. I think Kitty Carter would be a great pick! 😂

Me, too! After John Fox, I thought I’d never love a coach again, but Riverboat Ron is a class act.

I wasn’t going to say it, but since you went first... A little background. My hometown team fired the coach, Ron Rivera. I had some feels about it, but he got picked up by the Redskins. I marathoned seasons 4-6 this week, and also heard about Jason Garrett. Last night I dreamt that Ron Rivera went to Dallas, Jason Garrett came to Charlotte, and Kelli and Judy straight up got fired. The cheerleaders got split up to different franchises. Some from this season, lots from previous seasons. I woke up so discombobulated this morning, I’m almost afraid to go to sleep tonight. They all have “pretty feet”!

I’ve watched every season several times, and I don’t even remember this minor kefluffle. I’ve also been here or TWOP, reading mostly, for years. TK just isn’t important enough to “hate” based on ONE instance of jackassery. If she’d stopped at only one, she wouldn’t still be a topic here.

“Miss Vida Boheme, of the Manhattan Bohemes”, I love her and now I’ll just think that Auntie Vida retired to Texas. She found a dance studio named Kitty Carter’s and thought, “What the hell, I’ve always been a Kitty at heart....”

Before I clicked, I thought there was no way, but....Yup, Private Benjamin era Eileen Brennan! 😂😂😂

Get it, Kelli! I’m pretty sure I had almost the same boots, only in cream, in high school a few years before this. #HighFashion 😂

I apologize in advance, but using the CIA as an example in a DCC MTT thread made me concerned I was going to wet my drawers laughing. I’ll just back on out of here now....😂🤭

Blaming the victim sucks. You should be able to have privacy. I’m in my early 50’s. I never had a bod as good as hers, but God Almighty, I sure would like to see some swimsuit pics of myself from 15-25. I bet I looked a hell of a lot better than I ever gave myself credit for!

Christina worked for SO LONG to get her spot on the team. I would have thought they’d have to use C4 to blow her out of there. That makes me so angry. Someone else committed a crime to get Heather’s private photos, and SHE’S punished? Awww, hell naw...

I used your tip, and for once, I found VK immediately 😂 🦷🦷🦷🦷😂

I’m shocked at myself, I was sobbing when Rilah had her baby! When her mom said they were going to be good parents, and Rilah started to cry, there I was again! I’ve gotta calm down or I’ll be buying Max’s pathetic beats on iTunes.

Wait, how did I miss Grandfather Timmy assaulted Brother McKayla? I used to be Team Tim, but I’m disgusted by the whole crowd. McKayla is a monster, Tim and Cindy are enablers, Shannon is desperate to elbow her way in with her collapsing hereditary methface, and those kids are doomed. Shelly is screaming into the void. Speaking of drugs, my count of high people on this episode are Terra, (pooping on the floor after her epidural was kind of amazing) her mother, and Max. Max is probably sleeping on an air mattress because his father is going broke with all of the drug overdose ER visits. Fentanyl is absolutely nothing to screw with. I used to have a neighbor on fentanyl patches that she needed help changing. This was before anybody knew what it was, so I would have the fresh one stuck to my fingertip while we worked the old one off. I used to think that she was just the coolest old lady ever, and I always felt SO GOOD after a visit with her. Jesus! I really don’t like Max, but hearing that his mother died of a drug overdose makes me think he is in serious trouble. Chloe needs to step back and let the grownups handle this or she really will be raising Ava alone.

I am completely DECEASED! 😂😂😂Thank you for posting this!