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Me too! But that convo was so weird & contrived. He’s the 50 year old son of a billionaire & can buy his own Ferrari, but wants to borrow his Mommie’s new one? Such dumb, badly written shit.

Nick the dick looks like a greaseball shmuck in his shiny leather jacket. But then again, he always looks like that lately — even w/o the leather jacket. He wants to borrow the Ferrari? Uh, OK, is he 50 or a teen? Yet another scene that gives me the icks. Ugh, this show now — YEESH!

OMG, Nikki is a sparkly, gold-lame mermaid, with teased-up Bride of Frankenstein/Zombie-lady hair. WTF is with these wardrobe peeps? Where do they get inspiration for this over-the-top, tacky shit? RuPaul’s Drag Race? Damian is in a noticeably ill-fitting jacket. His convo with Lils is boring as shit & these 2 are still generating zilcho sexual chemistry. Vicks was thrilled with the party planner for NOT adding feathers to the party decor. Guess she woulda fainted if he suggested stripper poles to her. What a freakin’ priss you are, Vicks! Everyone knows your mother was a stripper. Big woo, get over yourself, hun. Ash is in an “I give up & I’m ready go back to the loony bin” blah black dress. But she’s got red skeletons hanging from her ears. WTF with this, Ash? A new alter is dressing ya? Lauren is shockingly NOT in some one-shoulder leopard-print thing. She’s in a bright red politician-lady pantsuit. Er, huh? Abby’s dress is short, tight, sparkly & really ugly. Vicks’ dress is also really ugly with splotches all over that looks like she’s covered with beetles. Ick.

Hey Daniel, as long as you’re having warm & fuzzy convos w/Mommie Dearest — can ya tell her to cover the fuck up? Please? Daniel pressing his head to The Red Beast’s bare shoulder was really icky! Ah Ash, ya disappointed me today! I thought you’d kick the shit outta Diane for trashing the Abbott manse, but that didn’t happen. So go away, Ash, and don’t come back till ya get a remotely interesting storyline. No surprise she didn’t mention Abby or Dominic. Abby? Who dat? See ya, Ash, won’t be missin’ ya . . .

I got a giggle that the party planner's very first idea was doing stripper poles -- and putting a bright spotlight on Nikki's past. While Nikki doesn't seem to hide her stripper past (it's so well-known, she can't), she certainly doesn't bring it up, particularly cuz she wants to push so hard to keep up her fancy-shmancy, snooty, serious businesswoman image. So why'd Claire look so shocked at the mention of stripper poles? Oh please, Claire, enough with your goody-goody act. It's really stale, hun. I kinda wanna see Harrison say -- oooh Great-grandma was a stripper, how cooool! And the stripper pole idea mighta been fun -- er, except if The Red Beast crashes the party & shows up in a backless, shoulderless, boobies-baring thing & starts swinging around a pole . . . uh, maybe it's just as well Claire nixed the stripper pole idea.

Oh yeah, today, Brooke on B&B was wearing a white jacket with a flower on each sleeve. But it wasn’t a suit & it was way more toned down than the tacky thing Nikki had on. She looked like a walking garden. Martha Stewart woulda been thrilled by it. The rest of us? Yuck. What’d TJ Maxx get a buyout on these?

Stripper poles at Nikki’s party? I like it! Oh lighten up, Claire! Oh yeah, I forgot none of these peeps have ANY sense of humor — particularly Mr. & Mrs. Satan. Is the party planner JG’s alter ego? Trying to push Nikki as a “style icon”, JG? Oh please, that clown suit says otherwise. Ugh, this nauseous-making sweetie-pie Diane is really getting on my nerves! Where’s Ash, to say how shitty the redo looks & demand the portrait of the mother who abandoned them be taken down & thrown in the trash? Btw Nikki, the traveling circus wants its clown suit back! That thing is still motivating me to water my plants. But her hair actually looked nice today — for a change.

Thanks for wearing that hideous jacket, Nikki — ya reminded me I gotta go water my plants! Now I’m curious if one of Claire’s job duties is to sprinkle water on that jacket. Hmmm. And btw, since that ridiculous clown jacket looked about as unserious, unbusiness-like & unprofessional as ya can get, I’m now wondering why we didn’t see that takedown of the employee, Claire was babbling to Pomp about. I’m thinkin’ maybe cuz MTS can’t actually pull off serious businesswoman. She can do drunk, she can do snooty, but serious businesswoman? Meh..

Amanda made a face at the end of today’s ep that said — Oh WTF have I gotten myself into, teaming up with The Red Beast? WTF indeed, Amanda! Anything related to The Red Beast NEVER ends well. Ya shoulda walked away from her while ya had the chance, hun! Oh Lauren, ya really wanna poke the bear? Really? What makes you so emboldened, sweetie? You’re not even wearing one of your usual one-shoulder cave-lady get-ups. Man, Lils was annoyingly persistent about Doo-mah. And Amanda was looking her usual cagey self. But in addition to being cagey, she looked smug — kinda like she knew something that was gonna rattle Lils, but didn’t wanna reveal . . . yet. Maybe until it can inflict the most pain on Lils & the rest of the Winters bunch? Idk, I’m thinkin’ those internet rumors of Doo-mah being Cane could be true. Don’t want it to be true, but it’s pointing in that direction . . . Oh Chelsea, you are such a moron — and I just realized you’re even more annoying now that you’re not bawling your eyes out endlessly. Look, Chelsea, you’re working for Satan & paired up with a weasel — deal with it & accept it, hun, or just leave GC & be gone.

So I’m waitin’ for Pomp seduction, Audra. Where it be? All we’re seeing is pointless convo about a biz that does NOT exist yet & Audra is bragging will be competition for an internationally successful biz that’s been around for 50 years. This is so dumb! I know, I know, Pomp is such a moron, but that he’s giving any time at all to Audra & her blather & bullshit? I suppose that’s believable. Still, this is all so fucking stupid for us to watch. And how is all this bullshit & nonsense leading to Audra breaking up Clomp. I don’t get it. Wow, The Red Beast accusing Sally of . . . er, “reaping the benefits” of being romantically involved with wealthy men? And screeched in one her usual unbearable-to-watch hissy fits (ick). Uh, haven’t you done exactly the same for the last 30 years, Red Beast? OK then. And there was Amanda taking in The Red Beast’s hissy fit. Was she squicked out or disgusted? Not in the least. She seemed to be taking in whatever The Red Beast was stupidly revealing in her loony rant. Amanda = cagey, cagey, cagey & more cagey. Pssst, Amanda, ya may wanna take calls from your only & “lucrative” client in a more private setting. But since your resume is sooooo impressive I wrongly assumed you’d know that already, hun. Just to add an observation about Audra. One time when she & Tuck were in bed, Ash called or texted & Audra said in an exasperated response “Ay, Dios mio!” Hmmm.

Sheesh, a lot to unpack there. I knew none of this, but has there been any objection to CK or Lils in this regard? That is, about her ancestry -- or who she pairs up with romantically? Doesn't seem like there has been any. Honestly, I'm so indifferent to CK & Lils, haven't even noticed this, if true. Now, just as Show is pushing hard to make Pomp & Claire happen (ugh, they really are painful to watch, especially kissing), it seems like Damian & Lils are being propped up as the next couple to hook up. He's certainly expressed his interest in her. So does Lils have ANY interest in Damian? Who can tell? She's such an icicle lately, she might as well be a nun or live inside a freezer. Even when she tries to flirt, it falls flat & she seems as charmless & hostile as little creep Devon. Actually, the whole Winters bunch is pretty charmless. Why Damian wants to get involved with them is suspicious. In any case, Damian hasn't even tried to kiss her on the cheek, let alone anything else. These 2 have as much sexual heat/chemistry as Will & Grace. Uh, wasn't there a time when soaps had really great couples that had terrific chemistry? Not this show, and it sure as shit ain't now.

Would luv it if Ash comes back, plops herself down on the fugly pink sofa & screeches at Diane — WTF is up with this ugly shit & WTF did you do to this house, bitch? New alter for Ash? Nah, this is the new (& maybe not-so-improved?) Ash . . . Oh Mikey, you silly thing, don’t ya know ya can never leave the Mob or the Godfather or Vic? So wait, Jackie & Diane are leaving Pomp home alone? Ruh-oh! They’re leaving the big moron to run things at Jabot? Ruh-oh! Guess now’s the time for Audra to make her move. Better keep Natey distracted with lots of sex & tighty-tight dresses, Audra — just quit making those fish faces, sweetie, cuz that shit is a sure giveaway you’re up to somethn’ shady, hun!

Idk, I'm sensing a buyer's remorse vibe from Claire about Pomp. She is clearly not liking the way he's interacting with Audra. I thought Claire was making just-smelled-poop faces in response to his bullshit/blather about why he's acting so fucking weird with Audra. Run, Claire, run! Holden will be easy to find, hun! He'll surely be at one of the 3(?) bars we always see, sipping a cocktail & waiting to stalk Audra. Sheesh, the scenes with Lils & Damian are a sure cure for insomnia -- zzzzzzz. I don't remember Amanda being this snippy & nasty. We're already stuck with The Red Beast, does Show really feel the need to bring on another unpleasant-to-watch character? Yuck. Devon, your angry/hostile routine is really tiresome -- where do you get off giving orders? Abby may be turned on by this shit, but to the rest of us, you're still an annoying little creep.

Anyone notice how Audra makes fish faces (sucking in her cheeks) & eye rolls when she’s lying her head off? Ya couldn’t be anymore obvi when you were talikn’ to both Natey & Pomp, Audra! Except Pomp is a smug, smirky moron & Natey is not. And neither is Claire. She (and Natey) could tell right off that Audra was acting mighty cagey & shifty . . . And ya know who else was mighty cagey & shifty? Amanda — big time! And with a giant hostile chip on her that outweighed Devon’s always present hostile, angry chip! Unpleasant shit to watch. So Show, how long are ya gonna drag out when the intro of Doo-mah will be? Meh, really not especially interested if it ain’t Tuck.

Good move! I’m jelly cuz at least you were near the toilet. I needed the toilet and/or a vomit bucket after watching Vic & Nikki (uh, Mr, & Mrs. Satan) fondly (ick!) reminisce about the start of their true wuv. Yuck, still nauseous from watching that.