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Can a comb possibly get thru that greasy gook that’s always in Nick’s hair? Ick. I’m waitin’ for just one of these dunces to make the Jordie/Ian connection . . .

And while Nikki & Claire are busy chasing down & murdering Jordie, they have ditsy/dippy Esther to cover for them & run Chancellor, right? Oh, but she’s running Sharon’s joint while she’s chained to a pipe somewhere. But she can run both cuz . . . she’s Esther. So RIP Katherine cuz Nikki is doing a swell job of running Chancellor!

So where’d Jordie disappear to? Guess she’s gonna show up just in time to chain up poor Sharon again? And Vic listening to the 3 witches, while they plan & stir their brew — will he have them followed? So more yammering from Billy — but to Jack? That’s all Billy ever does, is yammer & babble & brag about his grand plans. But the loser never actually does anything, so he never accomplishes anything. That Sally is drawn to him is no surprise cuz she always picks the worst men. Uh, I thought Nikki & Claire were “busy” running Chancellor? Guess they’ll take a break & it can run itself? OK then. Oh, and will Claire take a break from Shmoopy while she’s trying to murder Jordie? Good move, Claire!

Gee, Idk, but do Nikki’s now permanent bangy bang bangs mean MTS has finally, after over 45 years of torturing her hair, reverted to wearing wigs? Maybe, maybe not. Nothing wrong with it. She should give her hair a break — but find cuter wigs, hun.

Sheesh, lots of creepiness goin’ on amongst GC’ers today. Claire’s manner continues to be odd & creepy. So what’s her game plan on Jordie? To murder her? Uh, great plan, Claire. So you’ll go to prison forever? Or at least until $Bill on B&B lets ya stay in his manse — cuz he has a thing for young female murderers. And then there’s Billy. Oh yeah, he continues to speak in a hushed, whispery, overly-confident, arrogant tone. And why? Cuz he’s got a plan to take back Chancellor. And according to him, it’s THE most awesome plan ever, ever, ever! He even still insists on calling it Abbott Chancellor, even tho the name has been changed by its new owner. He sounds like a loon. So did we finally find out what Billy’s swell plan is? To go after Adam? Ok then. Whether he goes after Vic or Adam, they’re both dirty players & he’s no match for either. And Phyllis wants to follow him on this path to sure failure? Eh, sad, pathetic stuff.

Ah, so we see the above posted spoiler is NOT true. Something false on Twitter? Heavens! Eh, haven’t we been here before, with those 3 pitted against Jordie? How many times is Show gonna repeat this? And the notion of this tiny 70-something woman being such an all-powerful, unbeatable force is really tiresome, dumb & so silly. Wow, when Daniel is the one making sense, you know Show is sinking down, down, down. Billy isn’t just sounding like a loser, with his endless babble about revenge, while giving NO details on any sort of business plan, he sounds like he’s got serious mental health issues. Phyllis seemed like she was realizing this, but who knows, cuz she’s just as nuts.

Btw, doesn't $Bill have staff in his giganto house? And wouldn't they be a bit curious about cooking for & cleaning up after a double murderer who should be in prison? Oh silly me, trying to make sense outta the senseless.

Welp, not unless he’s become a dishrag-osexual . . . Ah, so Brooke is now the abused woman craving to go back to the man who endlessly abuses her? Taylor is the same & she’s in bliss to stay with him. Brooke should say — You want him, hun, good luck to ya, but I’m movin’ on. But no, Bell shovels the same crap at us. Bad enough for Brooke to still want him, but to use that as justification to bring Steffy back? I don’t think I can watch this distasteful stuff or the ridiculous Luna storyline anymore.

Do you mean Mariah? Was wondering who the heck Marhia could be . . . Well, Claire was giving looks, when she wasn’t facing Jordie, that said —- What can I say to appease this friggin’ loon? In spite of Billy’s lousy haircut & his idiotic, loser pursuit, he does have a very nice chemistry with Sally. Adam & Chelsea continue to be awkward & uncomfortable, yet really boring. Maybe it’s the dull convos on Connor. Who cares? And Adam should have “WEASEL” tattooed on his forehead! I thought Chelsea, the crybaby of GC, could actually get thru a show w/no tears, but I was wrong. Oh yeah, she gets paid by the tear!

So was Claire saying how she really feels about the Newmans — or is she trying to trap Jordie? I think it’s both. Well, at least parts of what she said are correct. Feeling lukewarm on Shmoopy & unsure of a future with him? Oh yeah! But her dripping with contempt for the Newmans? That was purely for Jordie. The stuff about the Newmans’ hypocrisy was Jordie-speak all the way. And Claire’s demeanor with Jordie was odd . . . Sheesh, Sally, give up on the anger towards Adam. He really ain’t worth it! You should be at the point of indifference to him, hun.

I got the answer for your proposal to be back at FC, Steffy — NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO times a billion. And if that ain’t clear enough, have her escorted out by the old guy, like she did to Hope. Oh, and Hope, give her a good hard kick in the ass out the door! Uh, so those 3 noodniks couldn’t tell what a big phony baloney she was being, spouting all that crap? Could they be so dumb, to let her back? Uh, yeah. The Luna/Bill idiocy continues to be incomprehensible.

Look, I can’t stand GC’s resident crybaby, but sheesh, Vicky, condescending much? And btw, hun, MYOB!!! So we got a teary breakup today! Is this really the end of the road for Jordie & Ian? Aw, those 2 wacky senior crooks just couldn’t make it as a couple any longer? Sniff, won’t we miss their charming banter? Eh, not so much. I was expecting Claire to give Jordie a big hug & say — Welcome back, Auntie, now let’s get on with the plan to destroy the Newmans! But no, that didn’t happen. Ah, but will it? Could it?

First thing they should demand of Steffy is she apologize to Hope for wrongly firing her, admit she was wrong about that, AND apologize for body-slamming her when she left the office before. But fact is, they’re ALL absolute fools for trusting her to come back. I wouldn’t even trust her in the mail room or as an intern. The stuff with Luna & Bill is so idiotic it gives me a headache to watch. I can’t! And no, Steffy, Dishrag & Grubby getting together ain’t no miracle. It’s just lazy, crappy writing!

Uh, what’s with both Claire AND Summer scrunching up their shoulders & flinching their heads so much? Both trying to look cutesy? Claire trying to be more appealing to Shmoopy (er, new name for Kyle) & Summer trying (& failing) to be less of an a-hole? Sorry, but Summer in a summer dress, when it’s 30 degrees or below outside, is nuts — I don’t care if they’re eatin’ in a steam-bath. It’s dumb. Chance, you’re trying way too hard with Summer. She ain’t worth it! Move on. Zuleyka deserves an Emmy nom! Looking comfy in a bra, doing a bed scene can’t be easy. And the reveal? Nate looked unhappy, but Audra? Ca-ching, ca-ching & toodles to you, Natey! Audra sees her next hook-up & he’s way richer & hotter than you, Natey . . .

Sorry, but Mariah is as dopey as the rest of 'em. She knows Ian is capable of the worst kind of evil intentions & yet it NEVER dawns on her that Ian could have somehow poisoned Tessa first, before he conveniently "saved her life"? Idk, this is getting really silly, how Jordie is going to the same 3 places everyone on Show goes to & NOBODY notices her in that stupid wig & beanie? And I thought Vic's Paul Drake was staking out Ian's motel room. He hasn't seen Jordie coming & going outta there & reported back to Vic about her? Even if he couldn't identify her as Jordie, if he were a good detective, he'd take pics of her. None of this makes sense. Claire's pleather trench was kinda nice. So why is it she still looked blah & meh? Kyle's plaid overcoat was a bit much. More shmoopy, shmoopy looks from Kyle? Ick.