Callaphera

I wish I could see this. Following it on Jokers has me laughing, I can only imagine what the real live version is like.

I said something similar and immediately turned on the feeds to see how Nicole was holding up, because the end of the broadcast looked promising. No, I see her in the Beehive Room with Christine, hear both of them sniffle and can only think "These people!" If she falls for this shit, yeah, send her home. Victoria winning is my best bet at this point to redeem the season. How sad. I don't think Donny has a chance, I don't care about anyone else, and I'm on the "anyone but Frankie" team. I don't even think watching the Detonators/BS turn on each other is going to be that satisfying.

I was disappointed that they added Plexi-Glass barriers to the Veto competition. What, the producers don't want their pets to Clown Shoe themselves?

This season is like a season full of watching the Brigade, just more boring, drawn out, and less organized. I'm not going to quit it, I haven't quit a season yet, but if there was a season that I could just stop watching and not care, it would be this one. Just one power shift, that was all I wanted. Zach is going to be hard to take on the feeds now. I'm sure he'll be gloating and yelling in Nicole's face for awhile until he gets bored.

I thought they were getting an iPod that was pre-loaded now, or did they fix the CD player? I think in past years, the CDs have come in a basic Big Brother jewel case, not with its actual cover. I assumed it was for copyright reasons, but I could be wrong.

For fuck's sake. Jocasta is "sick" again. I feel confident in using the sarcastic quotes around that. Now Victoria is asking Christine if she knows who Ariana Grande is. I would like to think that it's because she knows it's Frankie's sister, but it's Victoria. I mean, she just said that Frankie gets away with a lot in the house because he's "not straight" (said very quietly as she mumbled the end of that).

HA! In talking about what wake-up music they want, Victoria loudly says "I want Ariana Grande!" and then starts singing that One Less Problem song. She keeps going on about her and the song, asking Jocasta is she knows who she is. I have no idea where Frankie is. I hope he heard that and is shitting himself.

Christine is very much like Caleb in one way. Caleb latches onto his "phrases", like at the end of the day, don't bite the hand that feeds you, etc., and he repeats them constantly. Christine is no better. You could replace her with a recording of "That's sooo funny!" and "It's sooo weird!" and "That's sooo scary!" and it would be like she was still there! Sure, if she were gone, Cody would miss his scalp massages, but we'd be free of her laugh every 2.4 seconds on the feeds.

I have no hope for a Jocasta win, unfortunately. She was already "sick" earlier. I wonder what body part she'll be icing after this one? Or will it be the usual puke-in-the-bucket routine?

Penis head. (I said I'd call him that, he kinda isn't, but they should've taken a razor to the rest of it and made him completely bald. Just for our amusement.) Real badass discriminatory tattoo that you don't have there, Caleb.

When everyone was waiting in the living room, Frankie was joking about how Victoria was going to come out and say that Caleb DOR'd rather than come out in his costume. He then followed it up with a Victoria impression, saying that she was going to come out and say "A crow? Flew into the room? And picked him up? And flew away?" I don't like Frankie, but I got a pretty good giggle out of that.

The HGs are in the living room waiting for the costume reveal, and they claim they can hear Caleb saying, "I ain't goin' out there!" HA! I can't wait! Christine figured from the costume description that the men's costume was skimpy.

Caleb: "I should just make the most of it. No point in complaining." (about shaving his head and slop for 2 weeks). **90 seconds later** Caleb: "Ugh, being on slop for three weeks sucks." **60 seconds later** Caleb: "I don't wanna shave my head!" I think it may be a new record for him. A whole 90 seconds before going back on his word.

Caleb has now told the entire hour, minus sleeping Zach, that he has a discriminatory tattoo on his head. Frankie checked through his hair at the top where Caleb claims it is, and of course, Caleb immediately tells him that it's a tiny, tiny little tattoo but it'll be visible if he has to shave his head. He's really upset about this. He's planning on asking to do anything else, or even just a mohawk so he still has some hair. Please Caleb, just get it over with so I can start calling you Penis Head. ETA: They just called Caleb to the diary room. I can't wait to see everyone laugh at him for his ridiculous head tattoo lie. I mean, he lies about everything else, why would this be any different, Mr. I Gave Up My Recording Contract because I Had to Finish my Shift at Lowe's.

He's claiming he has a head tattoo of an iron cross and some letters that are discriminatory to certain groups. So he's basically claiming he has a Nazi tattoo, I guess? Derrick keeps calling him a liar, and just called him out about the fact that Caleb said he went to West Point. ETA: He's calling him out in a laughing, joking way, not actually calling him out. But satisfying nonetheless.

I'm guessing this was just a mistake, because she wasn't part of the BotB. Caleb whining about being on slop for another two weeks and having to shave his head is hilarious. It must've been some version of How Bad Do You Want It? It was awesome to see Big Brother shut Caleb down when he went to go make one last bagel before his punishment kicked in. Poor guy. I wonder how much more his heart is going to enlarge by his third week of slop.

Since she's on the block (again), how long do you all figure it'll be before Jocasta is hurt or sick again? I see she's been talking about her problems pooping again. My Jocasta Poop radar is still working good, I guess.

Finally! No Detonators, no former BS members in power. Is it too early to get excited?

OMG. Caleb is giving the banana speech to Amber in the Beehive Room. Amber said "That's the worst banana speech I've ever heard" as Caleb talks about how bananas have different textures and insides, and Donny tastes differently from Caleb, and how bananas bruise, and this banana has some tattoos, but inside is perfect and white, and I wish I was fucking kidding. Caleb is now saying to Derrick that Amber hated his banana speech, that she needs to get to know the banana. I'm dying. ETA: He did not show or give Amber the Franken-Nanner. He used a normal banana in his hand, which Amber called an old man banana. The Franken-Nanner is still in the freezer.

For those (like me) that weren't watching but were curious, I found an in progress picture of the Franken-Banana-Pickle on Jokers. Yeah, this guy isn't weird or anything... http://forums.jokersupdates.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Board=BBMedia&Number=22226930

They were turned in yesterday for the majority of the afternoon. They got them back last night around 6-ish. I hope the shaking of the fitness tracker to make them seem active doesn't screw the people that are actually active.

As of last night, the ants officially made their biggest pilgrimage ever and made their way up the stairs and into the HOH room. They were everywhere up there, kinda like Frankie. Is this the first year the ants have made it all the way upstairs? They usually stick to the lower levels, and usually in the kitchen. I joked earlier in the season that the ants were the 17th houseguest this year, like always, but now I'm rooting for them to win. Go ants! All the way to final 2, baby! Who else are we gonna root for?

He went. More of Frankie's work. He told him to go, so Caleb got up. Damn it, Frankie, keep your mouth shut for once!

Yup, Frankie shot down my hopes and dreams. Again. He talks a damned good game, but I'm not sure it mattered. Caleb seems he'll believe whatever someone tells him, until another person says otherwise.

Frankie is starting to get the story from Nicole in the fire room while Christine hangs out. How long until he panics and starts scurrying around? This is the most fun I've had watching the feeds in awhile.