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Eldemarge

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  1. I MUST see this Thor person now. Definitely watching the first hour later on.
  2. Yes, they put a little rubber duck in my drink for some reason... My man used to be a firefighter and an EMT and he actually has STORIES or being called to move 600 pounders! He has not idea how interesting that stuff is to me.
  3. I had to resize this thing because it was huge. Here is the new man! He has abs and likes to give massages and compliments.
  4. Guysss I finally got a picture of me and my new man. I need to dig it up.
  5. Word. I get out of bed in the morning stiff. I stand for work at my standing desk? Stiff. I sit instead? Stiff. If I didn't work out, I'm SURE I'd be a bit of a mess. My body is a whiny biatch that doesn't understand what a beautiful ballerina I am on the inside.
  6. Put that stomach on the table over there. Wrap it in a warm tortilla. Order a few margs.
  7. But how come family members weren't sneaking in pizzas to help??
  8. Just got back from the gym! Do we like this person or no?
  9. My older son and I are convinced that when my younger son comes home from England, it's going to go something like this: "I'm at the airport. Need a ride." That's it; no warning lol
  10. I'm getting Jordan's Furniture weekend trips flashbacks (I used to live outside of Worcester before moving to San Antonio).
  11. How can a person make a basic black tank top look So Bad?
  12. I'm okay with never seeing Jasmine or Gino again and having to listen to Gino say "Jeeyazmn."
  13. We've all figured out that Manuel hates her, but she hasn't yet.
  14. I CAN'T look at Ed's disgusting face. I will mute and do something else while he's on.
  15. Emily bossy and arrogant? Lol how is he so spot on.
  16. Guys. I JUST WANNA BE A NORMAL PERSON!!! JK. Back to studying. Good night, all!
  17. It's crazy how many gastric bypass surgeries I have seen on TV by now. My new boyfriend watched last week's episode and jumped when he saw the surgery. I am so immune to it lol! I guess we're supposed to WARN the new people??
  18. I am SO late. I was at the gym! Looks like this woman is actually doing something??
  19. Good night, friends! Have a lovely week!
  20. Did I just hear that lady call that guy in the GOLF SHIRT polo, "Dapper??" Mmmmkaaaay
  21. Have these husbands thought about maybe becoming cuter?
  22. From the looks of it, def the guy who does his back alley botox.
  23. Oh yes, Tyray's high standards. Won't settle. Unless it's with a CATFISH for four years.
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