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I'm making a stank face, just so everyone knows.

I love this idea! As long as I get an owl in the spirit of the Molly/Luis debacle.

I really wonder if Gino will finally stay off the sugar baby websites once this woman burns him.

When I get married to either myself or another person in a bar and invite everyone here, I'm going to have green card party favors. @Auntie Anxiety has inspired me.

Oh snap, is Gino going to come out to the people at the reception and tell them he's BALD??? I'm on the edge of my seat. Time to get the wine.

The lady sitting at a wedding in a camo t-shirt. DOING IT BIG! EH EH-EH-EHHHHhh (Stacey and Darcy music coming in hot!)

It looks like Sophie is trying to break through Rob's whole "I don't care, I did nothing wrong, I have no emotions" wall and she's coming off as more emotional than a normal person and picking fights. But she doesn't understand that he's just an asshole and she's never going to get an emotional reaction out of him. This is just HIM. He really doesn't care. Just my opinion!

This friend is going to go home to San Diego after this and block Clayton.

Guinea pig kiss. My ovaries shriveled up and I skirted right through menopause.

I'm going to guess that Rob wants a wife because he wants to "be served." And then have someone breed for him. Not because he has any intention of acting like half of an equal partnership.

Nothing has happened and Rob is already pissed off. Sophie, if you accidentally set him on fire none of us will be upset.

The guy I am dating (we will now refer to him as Oilfield guy), had never had quinoa before this morning. I made us banana-blueberry "power bowls" for breakfast. He had never HEARD of quinoa. He is a sheltered Texan angel and now he loves quinoa and wants to make some himself. I WILL SHOW HIM THE WORRRRRLLLD

I hope Rob and whatserface do not get married and I hope Nobody EVER marries Rob or lets him impregnate them. Amen.

No Anali. THROW the last 2 years away! I give you permission. Oh god, her mom is talking her into marrying a ragey incel who doesn't even have a couch for her to sit on.

Well Jasmine, you did it. You met a fool on a sugar daddy website, fleeced him for money, left your kids, and got to America. Good luck in your road trip as you flee Michigan for your exciting future in the US with a train of even hotter sugar daddies.

Are we counting guinea pigs? For Clayton, Mom, Sister, maybe his one friend, 70 guinea pigs. Anali, I hope she invited the stripper guy.

Where does Gino even GET a totally plain baseball cap with no text or a graphic? The Sims store?

Dead 💀

😁 I really only hope to bring good news regarding my love life! I'm taking it slow. But this guy is such a sweetie.

Igor isn't REALLY dating that Afghan hound, is he? Hurry up and put her and her animal print luggage on a plane already!

Clayton's skin looks like it has never had the sunlight touch it. Nice of him to leave his bedroom to get married. I hope his gamer friends forgive him for not being online for the usual 16 hours.

Greetings, lovely fam. Been dating a guy for about 5 weeks now and he's 9 years younger, works in the oil fields, is hot and has abs. This 100 percent sounds like I'm an old lady getting scammed but he was at my house for breakfast this morning so I can ASSURE you, this person is real. Oh and he is absolutely enamored with me and is not afraid to COMPLIMENT. Thank you, Universe. Now, let's see what sort of weird shit is about to be on TLC!

Stepping away to do skincare... this couple is kind of boring. Oh that little farm is cute.