Eldemarge

I can't keep my face from contorting into a hideous demon mask.

I can't stop saying EW! out loud.

@judylo I'm so sorry to hear about your injuries! What an ordeal. 😭 I wish you a speedy recovery!

I look up and creepy Garrick has a tentacle on that poor girl and he's trying to speak Swedish. Why didn't a lightening bolt come down and take care of that situation?

I've always wanted a show called "Tiny House Divorces" for all the couples who had to live in close quarters for too long and then their marriages fell apart. My prayers have not been answered so far.

Dangit I am sooooo late. I guess I'll have to go back and watch!

Sometimes I am sad that Armando and Kenny aren't inviting me to their cocktail Pillow Talk bed party but I guess they wouldn't since... we don't know each other. Oh well. Goodnight, all!

I found a few apps just for meeting couples/singles, so Garrick is full of it.

Garrick is disappointed in himself? LOL. And so ashamed. OMG THE FAKE CRYING grossssss

Girls, you are miserable. Get some fulfilling hobbies that aren't just catering to your lazy man.

I know I'm supposed to care about this conversation and people are crying but I'm obsessed with how they are trying to fold those clothes. I need to see the folding. So I can judge them and tell them they're wrong lol

Garrick has no job, right? I was on TWO apps and it was too much for me.

Somebody told this guy he looked hot in a tank top and now that is all he wears. I'm mad at that person.

I was doing skincare and "missed" the end but something tells me that nothing actually happened. Goodnight, all!

Ashley thinks she's soooo interesting. Also, I'm amazed that this show managed to make all these episodes about couples basically doing nothing, with no plot whatsoever. But maybe that isn't so amazing for TLC. THEY TRICK YOU INTO THINKING YOU'RE WATCHING THINGS HAPPEN TLC stands for the Trickery Lies Company.

That's so cool that Kobe knows French. I wish he had taught some to his wife! I'd be stoked if my partner knew another language and I could learn something new!

Oh god, the tired second wedding that everyone on this show has.

Sophie has to just stand. But sitting or going to the restroom is going to demand too much from that onesie she is wearing.

The bar is so low for Rob.

This Rexaulti commercial... what is "unusual urges?" I really need to know.

Don't worry Manuel. I suspect she is a bad witch. Like... just bad at witchery. She isn't going to hex you. She also isn't astute enough to figure out he doesn't even LIKE her so whatever grift he's putting down, I think he's safe.

I really wish I could give Mahmoud my "REALLY... 😐" face in person, because it would turn him into a just a black void in the Universe and we'd never have to deal with him again. I am willing to do this to help the world.

Can Jasmine and Gino just get their own time slot, please? And then we can just Not Watch. Problem solved.

I really don't want to live with anyone ever again. I really love just sitting around in my own home, in my own space. Using whatever damn toilet paper I please.

I have a Norwegian cousin named Tor, which is so cool. Is it Sister Wives night? I hope everyone has a great week!