Eldemarge

Love of My Life come thruuuuuu

I think Darcey sees herself and her style as "classy," and therefore she has to have a sharp-dressed European man and not the Ed Hardy guy (though I AGREE that this would be a better match!). Darcey's style is actually Overdone Tacky. I think she'd look miles better with a make-under. That said, I'm used to her hair-petting, nail-clicking and all that so it doesn't bother me that she hasn't embraced the Natural Look but my god, when she SQUEALS, it zaps my brain. It's so bad.

I'm thinking he either took it out of his retirement fund or...his mother did. Which is just a thought, and I HOPE I'm wrong and that isn't borrowed money.

Night all! Angela reminds you to wear your SPF!

This situation is just so tragic, I can't even snark on Caeser. He's going to die broke.

Asking the IMPORTANT questions!

Are we never going to see the Zied cup again? I'm so disappointed. I have made it my profile pic for posterity.

"You know my style." GAWDY AF?

Just get a job at the mall! Go to school! If you must rebel, get a terrible tattoo. I have a 19 year-old so my hackles are up.

Thank you. You've summed it up nicely.

Lol he is not going to be an oral surgeon. HONEY.

Jennifer, I want you to take this putz for everything he owns.

Girl has got a special LIGHT to trick this guy. She is something else.

Jesus, Darcey, just cut off the fake hair, rip off the fake lashes, put a sweatshirt on and get into THERAPY.

Stacey's lips are a bit much. She looks like she has been making out with a hornet's nest or something.

"Family values" Translation: I can be a dickhead to her and she'll do everything I say.

How much hair gel is required to raise one's self-esteem?

This guy is LOST. He's been boob-matized or SOMETHING.

Caesar has probably dipped into a lot of his retirement at this point for this "girlfriend." Has he NO friends or family to stop him from doing this nonsense?? He's going to end up living under a bridge.

I'm just here for the fallout when Zied finds out Rebecca doesn't really have a sparkly tail. He's going to go apeshit.

Darcy, let's stop pretending your hot-foreign-dude-internet-prowling is for YOUR GIRLS.

Are you surprised??

Darcy got dat TLC money McMansion...

My theory is that Avery never became an Olympian or anything "special," so she's looking for something in life to latch onto.

After just one month of talking... siiiigh, oh girl.