Eldemarge

Fifteen sorrowful Mexican cocktails later...

Oh no. I don't want this to be true, but I wouldn't put it past him...

AGREED.

Angela is Capt America, out here fighting all the Nigerian scammers!

Wait. Are we going to learn the Secret Location of the rest of Tim's eyebrows? I'm here for that.

I am ready to hear some SECRETS!

River still hasn't cleaned up that garbage growing under his chin, I see.

He's going to try to sell that baby, you watch.

This board officially does not care about Tiffany's stupid problems.

They do not suffer fools.

Yep, you can just tell Jenny's daughter has been through some painful shit and she has NO patience for Sumit's problems.

Pole totally going to get a job w/o knowing the language. Totally going to happen. He can barely work in his OWN country!

Ronald/This Bish. SKIP.

Jihoon bought the car seat YESTERDAY. I'm kind of seeing that maybe he is not the best planner. This doesn't look good.

I did. That was pretty embarrassing....if I were Laura, I would have just bought a white dress I could live with while I was still in Florida and then have my son mail it to Tunisia so I wouldn't have to try and find one there. She did not look good! And I'm all set with the term "bling-bling!" Let's not.

What the hell do Michael and Angela talk about on the phone for two hours every day? Honestly. It must just be a lot of threatening and apologizing.

Okay but what if she can't buy makeup??

Eye masks? That's his sex move?

Angela has landed. RUN, MICHAEL

Can't we just cover both of them with a blanket the whole time so we don't have to look at them?

So he'll be back at that bar tomorrow, drinking and crying.

For someone who lives on instant noodles and bikes to work every day, Caesar is pretty pudge.

....A CANDY BRA. GTFO

I can't imagine Tim installing a dishwasher or getting rid of that wasp nest outside...

He probably didn't take care of this ahead of time because he hadn't actually met her...and isn't as 100 percent sure about this marriage as she is. Also, he isn't 19 so putting a bit more thought into this huge decision makes sense!