Eldemarge

Hi all! Felt alone so I ate too much. Lol, bring on the party! @sainte-chapelle Sorry for your loss! ❤️ *HUGS* 😞

Next time on 90 Day Fiance! Julia is SHOCKED to find out that Brandon is just a wimpy momma's boy who likes to have a girl in his bed but could care less about weddings, romance, feelings, and women who aren't Betty. Will she get a tightly-permed mullet to ignite his desire to walk down the aisle? Stay tuned!

Stepha-needs-a-Xanax is back, carrying the dumbest purse ever made.

My guess is Tarik really sucks in the sack and Hazel doesn't want to sign up for a lifetime of that. But she's spinning it as something fun and sexy for them BOTH.

Look. Rebecca needs to be a princess at her third wedding! She can't go out buying couches and chairs to SIT ON when she has to pay for her SPECIAL DAY!

WHAT do you think she loves about Jovi? I see no redeeming qualities in this person. Oh and fuck this pink shirt he wears in his talking heads. I hate it.

Only a "few weeks" until Natalie's visa expires? And still no wedding plans?? He ran out the clock and now her mom most likely wouldn't be able to be there for any wedding. It's pretty sad. I'd be livid.

If my groom was going to just stare at me like he didn't a fuck about me in a beautiful dress, I'd save the money and just buy something very affordable and basic.

The birth control made of vagina nightmares.

Can these people just get married already and disappear? We don't CARE who you guys decide to bone!

Just remember that phone call with Harris... he kept calling her baby. None of my male friends call me "baby." He is just a penis with legs as far as she's concerned. And that's fine if they're fine with it but stop lying to us, Stephanie! She's the Big Ed of the season.

He's still talking.

He actually reminds me of the gamer blob from South Park's World of Warcraft episode... "How can you kill that which has no life?"

He won't stop talking.

Alright!!! Congratulations!

I wonder if the wife was like, "Uh, please don't destroy all my groceries" if he would freak the F out at her. You know this guy was burning things in his backyard, listening to Skinny Puppy and wearing crystals and all the chunky silver rings in 1991.

Also: Stupid hats.

This is kind of bizarre. I don't go to a store because I "like people." It's a store and I need stuff and other people will be there. Gimmie a break.

And.... YEAH!!!

I just got home. There is a giant man in a weird hat. That's all.

I used to have a thing for wigs myself! 3 and 8 are my favs as well!

Mike: "We have a lot of stuff we need to work on." Won't go to counseling. Won't talk about it. Won't do jack shit. Can't understand why Natalie isn't more GRATEFUL to be there.

As a lady with anxiety, I can confirm that dudes who run hot and cold with you make you 10x nuttier than you would usually be under normal circumstances.

"Just move past it!" says Mike. "I'm not giving you the ring back yet...you shouldn't have took it off." HYPOCRITE BULLSHIT.

Great. Now please use contraception.