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When I look at Lace I just picture what she's going to look like when she's older- it ain't pretty. Whoever tied those pieces of rat fur to her hair should lose their license. She looks like a trashy drunk. Izzy kind of stumbled when she was dragging her suitcase across the sand. A fall would have been the only thing that could have made that whole exit even funnier. LOL at Vinnie's "Who is this?" Also LOL at Lauren H's hair. Why bring another person on right at the end and then tell the rest of the people they need to be ready to get married and have kids or get out?

They said the fruit was contaminated by monkeys and bats so I think some of the fruit was probably fine and it was just luck whether they ate a contaminated piece or not.

Here's an interview with Evan about his penis clinic. It shows what he looks like without the rat stache and hair swirl.

Oh that makes sense I only watched the first few minutes of the aftershow. I guess I'm going to have to start watching it if they show extra scenes. I thought it was just talking. Thanks!

I've seen comments about this but I didn't see this scene- they went to a hospital? In the episode that I saw the date ends with them throwing up in the bathroom and then Carly's talking head about throwing up from the pepper and the kiss. That's the end of the Carly/Evan date. I downloaded the episode and just checked and that scene isn't in there. So is that where the ambulance scene in the preview is from? I'm so confused.

Things I never want to hear/see again: 1. Amanda's voice 2. Sarah's vocal fry 3. Camel-toe jorts 4. Josh and Amanda kissing

I don't hate the 'asking the father for her hand' because it's old fashioned- I hate it because it's stupid and gross- like Daddy/daughter purity balls.

That's what I was wondering. I've only seen a handful of seasons but I didn't think it was a requirement that the guy propose. She is supposed to be choosing but the guy is being told he has to ask her to marry him? All I could think about when she was browbeating and harassing him about asking Daddy for (gag) "her hand" was that Chad was right in the beginning- she IS a nag!

Now that they are all together all I can think about is the stench that must be hanging around that campfire- and please take yourself at least a few feet away from the camp to vomit! Then the dark haired woman crawling around drinking out of the pot of water like a dog. They are really grossing me out. I hope so- I felt sorry for it and it stressed me out. The way it was thrashing it would be pretty hard to kill it without getting your head bashed in with flying hooves. These people don't have the skills or weapons that are required for big game hunting.

Why was Santa taking his jacket off and challenging him again? Was he trying to fight for Jo's honor? Or Alex? I was only half watching but it was really awkward and embarrassing. It also made me kind of remember another attempted jacket take-off not too long ago. Maybe Kaitlyn's MTA? It's always so embarrassing. We all know you don't really want to fight the person or you would have done it outside of the safety of the studio, LOL

That's how I feel about Jordan's craggy face. It doesn't go with the hipster dufus hair. It makes him look older and like he's trying to look young and hip (in ladies clothing) "Me and JoJo's date" was bad- but it was easier on my ears than the last few seasons' favorite- "___ and I's date".

I think the friend you're talking about was Ashley. She was at the party for Babs and Glenn. She looked the same to me as she always has.

I appreciated the editors giving us the shot of the orange kittens play fighting in the grass. They were feisty little farm kittens. That's all I got from this 2 hour time-suck. Of course I'll be back next week.

I haven't seen all of them but in my opinion Emily's was the best.

Jordan and JoJo had matching booties, leather jackets, and skin tight pants with camel toe. Romantic...

Has it been confirmed that Robby has always been a 'man'? His high pitched vocal fry is worse than JoJo's. His facial expressions are very feminine. He repulses me. I think Jordan is heinous. I finally figured out which one was Chase. I looked into his eyes- literally nothing there- ala Keanu Reeves. Either stoned or dumb as a box of rocks. JoJo is bored to tears by anyone who isn't Jordan and does a piss poor job of hiding it. Next!

So...Samantha. You went from being 'That One with Dark Hair Who Never Spoke' on Chris' season to 'That One With Dark Hair Who Jerked Off the Douchebag From Kentucky'. Good job..?

Jared is also a young 26 to me. He has more in common- even if it's just friendship- with Ashley I. I can understand where Jared and Ashley would think of Clare as old because she acts so soap opera-y and Lifetime movie-y. I think of her as older than me and I've got several years on her. I feel the same way about Ashlee Frazier and Tenley. They are so "on" all the time- trying to be sexy, trying to be sweet, just like a lot of Bachelor contestants. There isn't a lot of casual fun to be had with them and that is what Jared likes as witnessed by his dates with Kaitlyn. Even if Juelia didn't know that Joe was a psycho or that he was plotting to meet Samantha- that nasty kiss he gave her, followed up with "now what are my intentions" like he had just bestowed a huge favor on her would have warranted a punch in the face and/or puking in the sand from me.

Michael G is on his way to paradise. I really liked him on Des' season. He was funny and smart- so he should last about one day on this show. I remember thinking he would be fun to watch crime dramas with. That alone would have made him my F1 because I'm easy and you know, priorities.

I liked Ashley S' response when Dan sad, "it's always the crazy ones" and she said, "I would know". Clare, Tenley, and Juelia (the three Desperados) couldn't contain their glee at Lauren being a "mistress" and leaving. MEOW!

Tenley does realize that her ex is probably watching- eating popcorn, and laughing with his new girl, right?

Jade does have full frontal, spead eagle pics on the internet- so it's more than a cheesy amateur Playboy video. I remember the sleuthing when she was a possible contestant for Chris' season and she was a "Chive girl" (Chivette) in 2014 and maybe still is, I'm not sure. That's pretty much soft core but it's pretty Wild Mustangy for this franchise. http://thechive.com/2014/12/19/happy-birthday-jade-elizabeth-25-hq-photos/

That's exactly why the men like her so much. My mind doesn't like to dwell on it too much but that's the contrast they like. I liked that she didn't bother to put on any makeup or change her hair for her date. I liked her Maxi dress and Ashley S' simple (non-clingy) shift. Both wore flat sandals. It's the beach- wearing tight clothing, full makeup, and high heels makes you look desperate. I liked Ashley I in the black and white bikini. Too bad she brought her high-waisted cut-offs she loved so much on Chris' season. Her sister was right when she told her to get those black boots off. Tenley's voice gave me Whitney flashbacks. She seems catty and whiny. She reminds me of Ashlee Frazier. Jonathan and Mikey were gross but I enjoyed what Mikey is bringing to the show. He ripped his shirt off as a greeting and mating call to Lauren and announced his alpha-maleness to anyone who would listen. If you knew you were going to be on the show would you not visit the salon? Juilea's roots and too long extensions were bad, but Carly's hair is a yellow and white disaster with dark roots and her eyebrows look like caterpillars now instead of the upside down commas she had during Chris' season. I couldn't believe how CH greeted Ashley I and her sister. He said something like, "Ashley is the self-proclaimed virgin- what are you?" Eeek! I noticed he lit up when Ashley S arrived. He likes her a lot. With all the Aladdin talk I was wishing Cupcake was there. I'd like to see more of his cheesiness. He seems to have a good sense of humor about it. I know this is shallow and mean- but a ginger on the beach? A workout muscular ginger with no lips? No. Just no. I guess he's good enough for Carly though.

Here's an article about the happy couple's romantic date night. Bachelor Nation Right Reasons watchers aren't going to be happy about her comment that they might get married in a couple of years. http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/07/29/kaitlyn-bristowes-drunken-date-night-w

My last shallow post for this shitty season: Watching Kailyn's mom meet Shawn was like watching a hungry old cougar (literally) meeting a bloody steak. The mystery is now solved- where Kaitlyn got her full, luxurious head of hair. Seriously, Kaitlyn, get a keratin treatment and run a comb through it already!