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There's an UPSTAIRS at the Cliff House????

I want only bad things to happen to Taylor, Ridge and their insufferable ADULT children together. I want the whole cliff house to slide down the rocks into the ocean with them in it...the bedrooms with drugged up Kelly and Finn Jr can stay intact and Hope can get custody of them. Thos story is just dumb and offensive and the only stupid thing left is who Sheila will gloat to.

I think Sheila's antics were because she was TRYING to eavesdrop but the ambient noise was thwarting her attempt. Hence her frustrated faces and trying to move around to hear better. I fully expected her to stab someone with a fork. But kudos to Hope today. First, for dressing like she was going to a job, or out to do errands instead of auditioning to be a Bond Girl in a pleather micro trench coat. Second, for having a private conversation in a public place at barely above a whisper. THAT's how you keep secret things secret. Third, for not automatically going all Marone siblings with "My PaReNts wAs KisSiNg! They're finally going to be togetherrrr!" Because although Hope loves both of her parents...they have never been "together" during Hope's lifetime beyond infanthood. And Brooke needs to take several chill pills. She is making ME nervous. And although he should have a legit beef with Deacon for knowing about RapeCabin and that he was being held by Quinn and didn't go get him help...but to be fair, Quinn "killed" him not long after his discovery. Even with all that... Shut up Liam. Just nod and agree and keep your scraggly jaw shut.

I had sort of overlooked that, and I am sorry. But I am so tired of the Paris is so aahhhhmayzeen dialogue. Something has to happen to take her down a few pegs. There is no dissenting voice saying "meh, she aint all that" Hey, Zende remembered he was married before!!! And Jack keeps saying he never fessed up about Finn's bio parentage because he was "protecting them from Sheila"...so for some reason HE KNEW AND KNOWS that Sheila was and is dangerous. Can Li adopt me too? Now if everyone with a voice sat around talking about how awesome SHE is, I'd be happy to join that fanclub.

So, every single unattached male in the show fawning over the glory and wonder that is Paris Buckingham MUST mean she is about to get horrifically and unquestionably murdered very soon...right? RIGHT??

Since Paris is now a candidate for Sainthood...could she please take a stray bullet from Sheila and or her minion? Guess she will be the newest lead designer at HFTF by the end of next week, maybe Zende will be resentful since of course he will be the one edged out, and thats how this travesty of Taris starts. How did they find a potential accomplice for Sheila who is even creepier than she is?

Since Sheila has waltzed into Cliff house two or three times now...even WITH security...time for Steffy to pack up the kids and MOVE. And not to Eric's because Sheila has proven she can show up inside that residence whenever she wants as well. Let Finn get to know his biological mother if he wants and she needs to be in an undisclosed location that Finn doesn't even know about. Sheila has all but said she is fixin to Steal Your Baby! I feel utterly cheated that Show introduced the lovely Li as Finn's MOTHER, then quickly forgot all about her. Seems to me Eric made the big push to reunited with Quinn once he learned Sheila was back on the prowl. He knows he can't trust himself not to get all up in that crazy. Speaking of Eric the Limp...can we just stop this storyline? I wouldn't even mind if it was one of those stories that just abruptly gets dropped with no explanation or resolution. Because it is just gross for everyone, including viewers. Watching Carter and Quinn telling Justin that Eric MADE them do it? Just...ugh. Everyone trying so desperately trying to spare Eric's old man feelings...while spreading his embarrassing secret to anyone who even raises a questioning eyebrow? Dumb. Anyone anywhere caring so much about an old guy's Limp Biscuit in the first place (outside of his spouse) is just rage inspiring. Just give him cancer or dementia or wherever this is ACTUALLY leading already so we can all stop talking about this "arrangement".

Of anyone on this show, it at least makes sense Justin would be the one. Although, his set probably is rusted, since everyone not only doesn't LOCK their doors, they leave them partially open for your listening and barging in pleasure.

If Carter was ever going to quit, it should've been looooong before things got to this point. And you are correct, we don't really know what is going to happen in the continuation of this scene...but even if Eric says "Go, be happy. I'm gonna just waste away into dust and old man beard"...its still icky. It was Icky when Stuffy did it to Liam, When Hope did it to Liam, when Katie did it to Bill and Brooke...This would be just another in a long line of "These people are gross. you can't GIVE someone to someone else". The only thing I am going to give the writers credit for here is that it isn't the same old repetitive dialogue. So I guess there's that. And just because I haven't had to say it in a while, doesn't mean I don't still feel it..."Shut UP, Flo!"

The problem here is that two of the adults have NOT consented. Carter is Eric's EMPLOYEE...The Damn COO (as we have been reminded ad nauseum), so for Eric to treat him like stud service is gross at BEST. He is treating Carter like a walking talking dildo, and he is treating his beautiful, radiant, passionate wife like a cat in heat..."I can't scratch her itch, so YOU do it. Even though I told you a week ago to stay away from her." If all he wanted to do was find someone to slip her the pipe every once in a while, I'm sure he could either spring Deacon from jail, or convince Brooke to "loan" out Ridge for that service. Hell, Thomas hasn't gotten any in a while, why not call him up and offer his wife on a platter? I bet Finn's parents are regretting telling him he was adopted now. I'm all for full disclosure and honesty, but this fool is too dumb to be left on his own. I bet he believes in

The Stupid... it burnsssss. Stuffy has seen multiple times now that Finn has been huffing paint and killing brain cells, she needs to cut bait and run. Tell Liam that she needs to protect herself and the kids...pack up and get to a safe house. Tell Dimm and his Mommy Dearest to enjoy their reunion and if Dimm needs to contact her about visitation... here is her lawyer's number. Why doesn't Eric just put a tracker on Quinn? Then he can listen to her conversations all day from the comfort of his own sad couch. If Sheila could do ONE thing while she is here...And kill Paris (and Flo, if she has some extra poison or bullets ) on her way out with her Norman Bates Son.. that would be greeeeat

Oh, Sheila is definitely walking out of that Malibu house with that baby. She probably has some tranq darts up one sleeve . Money is on Liam to save the day and the baby.

Shouldn't it be Paris McBoobingham?

I haven't even watched yet, but didn't they plan this wedding in like 4 days? It makes sense he couldn't get the day off. The real question is, isn't he still on paternity leave? Also makes sense that they only had champagne and cake or whatever leftovers were in the fridge, and that Hope's dress was make from the sheer curtains from a guest room. Sheila again? Is she still waitressing at Il Giardino? Isn't that where we last left her?

By show's standards...Flo and Wyatt should've been married three times, annulled and divorced twice. Had two or three kids of questionable parentage (I'm sure Flo could steal one from somewhere) and one of them presumed dead, but living two towns over with amnesia working on a farm or in a bar. Just kill off one or both of them already! Maybe Flo and her co-conspirator's sister could get thrown in the giant washing vat at FC... Or shot accidentally by a recast Taylor...or just go on a road trip and never return.

When Baby Hayes started crying/fussing after being all sweet gooey and frankly ovary activating cute- why did ominous music and Ridge side eye happen? What are they supposed to be insinuating? Is Hayes possessed? Why is Finn so hell bent on locking down Steffy before anyone meets his family?? Are his parents dead set against this marriage because they can see all the red flags that Finn keeps folding in to roses for "perfect Steffy"? Seriously the amount of unearned praise for both Steffy and Paris yesterday was cringe-y. I can only hope one of them is about to meet a grisly end! Note to Zende... in a relationship, what is slower than Stopped? Have we even seen those two kiss? Is Carter gonna have to produce a doctor's note to make sure his absences from the office are excused? Dude, get the heck out of that job. Whether you decide to keep "holding Quinn in your arms" or not...these people are toxic and intrusive with their family members, you do NOT want to be counted in their numbers. They haven't had to get super involved before because you've been a useless simp who performs weddings and annulments. But now that they realize you have man parts they will never stop speculating on, commenting on and trying to guilt you into whatever partner they feel is appropriate for you at their whim. That level of intrusiveness is not worth any letters after your name.

Maybe that was the selling point...he really wanted to try those little doors! Dunkin Donuts has a commercial about getting everything (and everyone ) running again with iced coffee...but the whole crowd of people "running" though the city all have giant iced coffees with NO TOP on them!!! It stresses me out so bad. How is that even possible? How is iced coffee not sloshed all over everything and everyone? Have you ever gotten a drink without a lid and straw from a fast food place? Ever??

I had to watch today because I think I am all in for Quarter...at least until they ruin it. But Zoe straight up walking into Carter's apartment, then right into his bedroom? No, sis. That's how people get SHOT! I'm glad that insufferable Zoe isn't the one to finally bust the Quarter goodness, but what the heck was she talking about "you moved on so sooooon"???? These two have been "broken up" for longer than their actual relationship lasted. Did this trick seriously start SEARCHING his bedroom? If I was Carter I'd have jumped up...business swinging... and escorted her forlorn ass right out the front door and made sure she heard me engage the deadbolt. Whenever Quinn gives her whole spiel of very valid reasons they can't, I love how Carter's face and eyes very CLEARLY say "I know, but we are totally going to."

From that still shot, those are slip on shoes. HAHAHAHAHAA!! I'm not even watching this dreck and just everyone's description is pissing me off. Maybe SCBWF's battered brain will completely short out with the strain of holding in this (poop) secret. Then we can all get a break from his histrionics about...EVERYthing.

No. Prepare to lose IQ points as well as your temper. It's just. So. Dumb.

Well, he IS the Son of Sludge!

It occurs to me that Birdman Wyatt and that human trafficker, Flo have been (back) together long enough for a proposal, an interrupted wedding ceremony. Another Proposal, an affair, a WTD storyline, a living room ceremony with a dress designed by someone who shouldn't even be bothered to spit on the bride. A tearful annulment and then another proposal with a giant diamond ring. Yet they just wander in and out of $Bill's office together like Raggedy Flo and her pet Wyatt. Are we supposed to believe... from $Bill's speech that someone is supposed to be worried about Liam's mental health if Hope doesn't give in to his groveling demands and take him back? GTFOH. Go curl up in the blanket of snot and sadness and we can check in with him in a few months. Sorry, I was at home from work and decided to take my chances on a live viewing of Show. I will say that I am surprised that both Carter and Hope were allowed to actually break up with their beggin and betrayin significant others! And that is the only positive thing I am gonna say, because I don't want to jinx things. Brooke, please stop encouraging your daughter to make terrible decisions just so you don't have to examine what is in the burning dumpster that is YOUR romantic life.

Just reading this possibilities of Y and R crossovers...and does anyone know where Daniel Romalotti is? Phyllis' original "snatch a man" baby? I remember when he was written off because his mother strong-armed him into raising his child conceived by some psycho drugging and raping him...but he was always a nice guy character. He would be older than Hop[e and he brings his own baggage...but I think Hope needs an older guy who is into her (even if his Spazz Hands mother would no doubt be problematic, just because that's what she likes to do) But i can't imagine ever Brooke having strong objections to Daniel so everyone could stop telling Hope that she is so forgiving...that its no big deal to forgive EggoLiam and take him back....one...more...time.

Yep, they're doing it. They are super rushed redeeming Flo so now she can wander freely through all of the office sets missing the bottom part of her outfits. My guess is that tomorrow they will have this fool walk into Hope's home and do something truly heinous, like ask to hold or babysit Beth. And I am now done for another long while... I am not going to let this baby snatching bitch give me an aneurysm. Birdman can shut his beak about how she should stop beating herself up about what happened. Unless this is all a set up ForD's dying a painful protracted horrible death. In want her and Zoe kidnapped and tortured by Dr WindsorCastle for weeks...Maybe he needs more money, or he is pissed they flipped on him....whatever it is, I will be checking here to see if it happens. Because I just cannot watch these soulless succubi... even on my days off.

Maybe Vinnie just found out that Dr Finn Medicine Dude is his brother...like a brother that was part of a "second family". Or Vinnie is the mistress' /maid's son who didn't get the life he thought he deserved? I swear if Flo is sitting next to Hope at Thanksgiving and they do that shit where they say why the person next to them is awesome...no, just NO. I just saw red even thinking of that. But you know they would totally do exactly that.