Victor the Crab

Hilarious segment about the Virginia governor, his soon to be ex-wife, and the sleazy pill pusher. There's an HBO movie to be made here. So what was the purpose of the end of the segment about Rand Paul? That if he's honest, he'll be the next U.S. president? 'Cuz the answer to that would be "Not in any lifetime". Especially when there was the video of Paul running away from the DreamAct immigrants.

Awwwww, Sean Hannity has a bad case of the bumhurts. Maybe Stephen will say something about this tonight before he goes on his long break.

I don't think people here are afraid to speak their minds about the subject. I think people are just tired of the situation over there. That after all these decades of endless fighting and depressing casualty totals, both sides just can't drop what they're doing and work something out. I think both sides have legitimate claims, yet both sides act like mindless tools.

Sure, the kid could easily replace a hack like Sean Hannity. But I think the kid's got a lot more dignity than doing the kind of disingenuous bullshit that has come to define Hannity. Besides, Roger Ailes would never let him near News Corp. He'd be like a disinfectant to the entire outfit. That North Korean worker didn't get the memo to smile. I wonder why, hmmmmm?

Battle Hymn of the Republicans? More like Douchebag v Douchebag. As for Mitch McConnell, I think he's dead inside, as evidence by his bad sense of humor. Him and Rand Paul, who I hope they show him scurrying away from a couple of Dream Act immigrants. I'm sure Wu-Tang Clan means a whole lot to so many people, like Jon. But, as someone who's not that big hip-hop and rap, I really couldn't care less. Although I did enjoy whitey mcwhiteboy Jordan sticking his nose in the introductions. (I'm so white!)

That was a huge surprise seeing Hillary Clinton appear on TCR. And she played Stephen very, very well.

Where did they find Lily Van Buren? She's adorable.

TCR did a great job of retooling the look of the show in order to make it feel like it was actually the mid seventies vibe, including the television horizontal hold that Stephen poked fun at. The television graphics were the best part of it as that's exactly what TCR would have looked like in 1974. Did anyone else think Stephen was trying to channel Steve Carell's look from Anchorman?

All that happened was I came across the title Voice Characters, to figure out who did the voice for the Port Authority Bus Terminal, and freeze framed it. Ryan Cooper's name was just along for the ride.

I actually knew what Craig and Guy Pierce were talking about when they brought up the Geelong Cats, as I am a huge fan of Australian Rules Football. My favourite team: the Collingwood Magpies. (BRING IT HATERS!!!!!)

I'm sure it's been said many times in many ways, but Republicans are children of the fucking corn. So whaddya think. Was there a cable holding up the leather handle, or was Jordan holding it up all by himself. Gohmert, you're too much of a fucking pussy to stand up to your next door neighbour's chihuahua.

The actor is Ryan Cooper. I only know about this because it was in the end credits next to the voice overs, because I wanted to know who did the narration for the Port Authority Bus Terminal Collectors Plate edition (I thought it was Rory Albanese using his The American voice. The answer: Colin Quinn). Speaking of which, I would have thought the story about the Port Authority trying to use its muscle to put a stop to Fishs Eddy selling commemorative plates honoring the New York skyline would have been the kind of story Jon would sink his teeth into for TDS. Maybe he has something big lined up, then saw last night's LWT and screamed "DAMN YOU OLIVERRRRRRRR!!!!!"

Their breaks usually coincide at and around Labor Day and not before. There has to be a reason they're scheduling two weeks off well before Labor Day.

Two weeks off in the middle of August? There has to be a good reason for this. Maybe Jon can do promo work for the Toronto International Film Festival (yeah, I know, really, really, REALLLLLLLLY stretching it there).

I've been away for the last two days, and have just been catching up on some missed episodes. Jon was in top form going after both tax dodging corporations and Republicans who think suing President Obama for doing what all presidents have the legal authority to do is the only right thing that matters. None of this miscreants have the good intention of doing what's right for America. It's amazing that the country hasn't fallen into a sinkhole of its own hubris created by these asshats. I wasn't sure what to think of Jordan at first. But he keeps growing and growing on me everytime I see him. His story on how BuzzFeed is changing journalism for the worse is one of his best ones yet. I was saddened to hear the 72 hour ceasefire didn't last much. I'm sure Jon will have something to say about his on Monday.

Stephen saying he wants to go to Japan to hunt dolphins seems quite in line with the asshole financial contributors saying it's perfectly acceptable for corporations to dodge paying their taxes by becoming subsidiaries with foreign corporations.

I find that a very tall glass with a third of some Captain Morgan Black Spiced Rum (94.6 proof, 47.3% alcohol) then filled to the top with A&W Diet Root Beer will help to relieve all the depressing news today. Now why would I want to pay to have a virus called Sara Palin Channel uploaded to my computer? WOW! That was awesome of Jon Batiste to lead Stephen and the crowd out onto the streets. Who wouldn't want to have been there for that?

All those years of Jon slamming CNN, and they haven't learned a thing. It almost makes me wish Jon's attempt to buy CNN would be successful. Oh we'd like to think that Wikipedia line about Rummsfeld was true.

What I loved about the recent episode was Ollie's glee over being charged in Thailand over making fun of its idiot ruling monarch, which led to him mocking other monarchs around the world. They're just giving guys like Ollie so much catnip to use.

Loved the song Beck was playing. And I liked how Stephen gave him a hug at the end of the interview.

Between the police using assault tactics on African Americans, the situation in Gaza, and Sonia Nazario's account of refugee children fleeing Central America, the laughs were hard to come by tonight.

HERESY!!!!! Just kidding. ;)

I would have lol'd hard if Elon Musk had named his car "Carlos Danger".

I like DeBlassio's daughter, Chiara. It's like she was ready to tell people, like Jon, "DEAL WITH IT!" The fuck Cuomo? Is it cleaning up corruption for thee but not for me? From playing along with the idea of being Jon's future boss to slamming John McCain, Farred Zakaria is one of my favorite TDS guests. What was that MoZ about?

Wouldn't it be better if California just did away with public ballot initiatives, so that you don't have selfish opportunistic fucks like Timothy Draper offer up crap like breaking up California? That asshole was wearing a tie that had maps of a broken California he'd like to see happen.