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So the Jax/Brittany spin off - surely that will be just like a few episodes right? Like the spin offs for other shows doing a wedding or whatever.

That was a seriously ugly wedding gown. But overall the episode was nice and happy. They evidently are on the spectrum for autism...I thought they were fine though...just not what we're used to seeing on scrubbed/rehearsed reality shows.

To think that Bravo didn't foot the bill for the wedding is naive. Of course they did, and the venue waived their fee for the 10 times their name was flashed on screen.

True. Bravo's promoting her Tweets today - so I just figured it was their way of insinuating her into the cast on the sly. Though I imagine interest will wane before they have to commit to bringing it back or canceling it. Everett tweeted pics of them all (including Christina) together watching the finale.

If they aren't, they're putting on a hell of a show on Instagram and Twitter. I think they'll be the only ones to return if there is a Season 2.

Maybe that IV was a character transfusion.

I think Kyle is VERY attractive...but wee (they do a lot of artful staging to make him look less-so).

People let her opinion of political matters that is opposite to theirs cloud their notion that she's an actor. People also forget that as a taxpaying, voting citizen, she has as much say as they do.

LOVE this - and hopefully this will be a shoo-in for Emmy costuming.

With Kyle and Amanda's Instagram popularity, I predict there will be a SummerHouse 2nd season (now - I previously thought this was a one-and-done) and they will be the new Everett and CrazyTrain.

Lauren was just so pathetic with Carl. I actually thought he was trying really hard to be diplomatic and nice (I don't give Carl slack lightly, either).

Won't let me add pics here, but Kyle and others Instagrammed pics from the party bus trip that are WAY more gross than the gross we got to see in the episode.

I have them in my reading room bookcases. She feels close to EVERYONE all of the time. Obtrusively and inappropriately so. So I think it was just her being Hannah.

When he pulled out his dick, it was out - but she grabbed it. Why? If this was a progressive statement then why have her being reductive and grabbing it instinctively instead of being repulsed immediately? Earnestly asking...I just don't think this was any kind of step-forward for Hannah.

Love Matthew Rhys - hate the Hannah-only eps. But my fav thing was the sublety of showing Palmer's apartment having large photos of the rooms right outside the rooms.

This is his Twitter tagline - "If you ever dream of me beating me, you best wake up and apologize ". WHAT. A. TOOL.

You need to follow the individual chucklefucks specifically - most are on-board seemingly with the Bravo publicity train, but Lindsay is a bit of a loose cannon which is fun reading.

Learned from Instagram Summer House ppl today - Lindsay and Everett would like everyone to stop talking about their relationship (yeah right) because they ARE IN LOVE, Y'All. Amanda has Kyle as "Big" in her phone. Mandatory shilling for Funboy products. A lot of people leave snide comments on Carl's photos.

I don't think he hates women so much as he's just never been told No by any of them. Add Lauren to that list, because her actions have been pathetic.

I've known a gazillion Carls (all sexes) in my life. Everyone likes him well enough because no one can put their finger on that "Something" that makes him unpalatable, so they just all go with it. He's the less-flattering but not quite hideous definition of charming.

I think that's legit - I know someone who graduated UF with her and that person is 31, so she's probably 30 - just a hard 30 :)

Everett's "10,000 ft stare" makes me want to punch him in the stupid face. Someone told him that faux intensity could make up for that weak chin - and they were wrong.

I don't believe Lindsay and Christina are that good at acting, so I think their forever feud is probably real - and E/L are cavorting on social media in coupled-up bliss, Ashley is peace-out to San Diego to open a resale franchise....so I can't see what Season 2 would look like other than Kyle "Single (but not really) for the Summer" continuing on with another group of cast "friends" and him becoming the House Dad. Ugh, gross to even think about.

THIS, and Stephen splayed all over the kitchen island while he was messaging his "boyfriend" - more cringeworthy than E/L drunk fighting and Jaclyn in a clam bikini.

The preview for next week with Lauren being pathetic to Carl is just...well, pathetic.