Adultosaurus

Fuck Ep 1 for making me feel sorry for Noah. Noah, for God's sake!

I really doubt this series will be back. The book covered off on a lot of it, and there's really nothing interesting enough to take it forward.

It's not about how he looks, is it? He lured Anfisa with some bullshit that he can't back up, and she's just that shallow that regardless what he looked like, it wasn't going to cover off on it.

It's actually the full name of the team - so it's a bit of an in-joke.

Ugh, I loved this book and I really wanted to love this show but I SO don't. Tess and her constantly parted/pouting mouth annoys me to no end...and this episode was a throwaway.

I guess I'm wrong about this, but I was unaware there were a lot of adults who don't know how to swim (even enough to tread water). That seems dangerous - but judging by other forums it's more common than I thought.

I know I'm going to hell for this, but Drake is hot.

Devin with his new "LET'S GO!!!" motto is horrible. Wes is just still horrible.

I think they set it up this week with the talk about their future and San Diego.

I think Zach has a really low expectation of managing his life.

Ah, ok - but he didn't until this season - and seems to be collateral damage (to his reputation for 15 mins of infamy)

I think Billie's SL is an entre into the next Bravo show - something regarding Trans in LA. I totally don't think she's there organically. But why is Jeremy even an issue if not to bring up this larger story? He doesn't work at SUR, he's got zero plot exposure except to be Arianna's brother....

It kind of does. Or at least it frames him in a very bad light vis-a-vis their dealings with him.

FIL's STL shirt - was that glitter or is he not moisturizing his scalp well?

James' Dad was involved with George Michael until '98-ish. Hasn't he done ANYTHING in the last 30 years for James to glom onto other than that?

Bryan is tatted also, just in that "can cover up for a job interview" kinda way.

I don't dislike him really, I just wore really tired of his hipster edit. The least interesting thing about a moustache is if you talk about the moustache.

Granted he's not bad to look at - he's a huge snooze as far as his charisma and his Masters season painted him to be a bit of a stick-up-the-ass.

Agreed, Michael looks really rough (still sexy, don't judge)

He's had a hair transplant AND (wait for it.......) a BEARD transplant. I do think he's hot though.

Why does everyone think that the Triplets situation/state needs to be explained to us? I agree (and it was discussed back on the wedding episode) that they seem to have a developmental delay of sorts - but they come and go and that's it - they aren't in a storyline or anything. What am I missing?

Nev's wife is a totally unnecessary and annoying addition to this season.

So I kind of thought UK Kyle was hot don't judge, I'm shallow, and had never heard of Geordie Shore so I googled - turns out he's kinda totally not, but HAS spent a ton of money on cosmetic surgery. Who knew there was even such a thing as a beard replacement?!?!?! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3538052/geordie-shore-kyle-christie-plastic-surgery/

I'm in for Champs vs Stars to watch T.O. shut down everyone (I know, it won't likely happen).

I think you nailed it - it was the battle of the basics.