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I still think Danielle looks worse in her confessionals, bloated and unhealthy

He just defined “subjective”. These cackling heffers are a riot

Ima need to marinate on all this myself.

Amazing how God always tells Gerrick what Gerrick wants to hear. At least the other sleazy men come by their infidelity on its own terms.

April is such an immature 21.

April’s boobs confound me.

Oy with the “sister” and “husband” from the Merrifields. Like some fucked up Berenstain Bears!

So Garrick’s gone from cowboy boots/hat to a leather vest? Ass-less chaps are next, aren’t they.

Danielle looks a little puffier in the confessionals. Is she pregnant?

So Gareth’s Napoleon complex manifested in a fucked-up Sheriff Woody outfit?

Weight loss surgery was literally a story line 2 seasons ago. And 70% of the show is her hating herself . The other 30% is her pretending that’s she doesn’t

Kody seems incapable of maintaining an emotional bond with more than one woman at a time. and the beauty of plygamy for him is that it’s allowed he to be, for all practical purposes “legally* separated” from the women he isn’t into anymore. And the threat of eternal whatever lessens the chance of either the legal wife filing for divorce or the others seeking child support Let’s face it. If Christine was Kody’s only wife they would’ve been separated or divorced years ago. Same dill with Meri, except even longer ago. Janelle and Kody seem to settled into a mutually agreeable platonic business relationship. (*not literally because only Robyn, who isn’t going anywhere yet, is the only “legal” wife.)

So the door really was about Christine’s pussy?

Whose this big pitcher Kody keeps talking about?

Did that dinner count as Jesse getting Cucua-olded?

Actually i think it was less strenuous than that. She keeps her feet planted, gives a jiggle, and let’s momentum do the rest. When I first started watching I wasn’t aware of the theories that the viral video was edited. But having seen Whitney I think it’s entirely possible. Pay close attention to how little continuous movement we see from her on the show. Lots of quick cuts.

In, I think, Season 2 (back when they were still running through the "here's ANOTHER way life is tough for Whitney), she complained that she absolutely avoided people with that fetish. Fast forward to the phony Avi storyline (Shalom, Whitney!) and she was gushing over how he loved her BECAUSE of her size. So . . . ? TLC/Lifetime are modern day, virtual, traveling circus freak shows. I've tried to document over time the many ways in which it's clear that the producers/editors of this show HATE Whitney. The options are either: 1) she's too obtuse to realize she's being laughed AT, not WITH (and her loved ones/barnacles) are afraid to burst that bubble and have to deal with the fallout; or 2) she's fully aware of how she comes across but thinks a paycheck is a paycheck, and the paycheck from this is exponentially greater than any of her other options.

That is definitely an unexpected red flag. I’ve got my eye on him.

I’m not a personal trainer but I am a lawyer. The answer depends on whether Whitney is considered a employee of the gym or an independent contractor. That’s very fact specific and would require lots of speculation at this point. Ultimately, we’ve only seen Whitney pretend to be a personal trainer for a fellow cast member as part of the script in something that is no doubt covered by a shitload of TLC waivers. As far as Whitney and motivation, I think what overweight people need/want is a role model who shows that you don’t have to look like Jessica or Will or Ryan to have a good degree of fitness and health. Whitney Is NOT that.

It’s gone from Whitney claiming that her life is “fabulous” despite her size to Whitney believing her life is fabulous (it isn’t) because of her size.

Why has she lied about almost everything on this show? She needs a story line that creates "drama". She wouldn't be "following her little 'ol heart" if she were going as an low-rent influencer junket. And Heather is an absolute piece of shit for having that discussion with her youngest about being a surrogate and forcing him to express some kind of emotion/reaction for the camera (i.e. "how does that make you feel . . . "). Total piece of shit. Even if it is all faker than her ridiculous hair color.

I realize I'm taking on a "Jon Snow and Daenerys" quality here. But I still think the endgame they have in mind is for Whitney and Buddy to both finally realize that what they've been looking for has been right in front of them the whole time, etc. If there is a next season, my guess is that it's Whitney back from Paris whining about it not working out, and obsessing over Buddy's engagement, with "will he or won't he go through with the wedding" being the cliff-hanger.

The biggest "tell" that the french guy relationship is bullshit (other than the fact that Whitney's involved) is that no one has seriously questioned her end game. As in: "and if you two hit it off, then what?" If it were real, Glenn and Babs would be ALL OVER that question. And if it were real, Whitney wouldn't miss the chance to push out her lower lip and whimper about the prospect of leaving her parents for another continent. At this point this is like debating why a fictional character in a fictional show did or said something. Because this show is just as fictional. BTW, having seen the episode, I think Whitney had no malicious intent in throwing the remote. I certainly don't think she intended to hit him in the head and draw blood. It was just a stupid thing. BUT, the fact that she wasn't IMMEDIATELY and overwhelmingly apologetic was weird. And as far as the "app" bullshit, don't forget that Whitney is relying on Jessica to bust her ass to come up with new routines for each of those workouts, and then perform them. It's not just the time filming. There's a lot of pre-work involved, and Whitney isn't doing any of it. Jessica deserves whatever screw job she gets from this.

Well, then I guess she’s just a natural asshole.

I've said for years, ever since the skiing incident, that whoever edits this show HATES her., probably because she's such as ass to the crew.