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Isn't Damian supposed to be older than Nate?

Brad used to do that all the time. Knowing DD's sense of humor, I'm pretty sure it was intentional.

Finn may not have expressed any interest in Hope, but he certainly gave her mixed signals with his numerous temple massages. His intentions might have been innocent, but how dim is he for not thinking that could be construed as an intimate moment? And Hope was sloshed when she kissed him. Not an excuse, but it is an extenuating circumstance. This boring version of Taylor is so unbelievable as a lifelong rival for Brooke, or the object of Prince Omar's obsession.. I know she's supposed to be some beloved soap vet, but... she's pretty terrible.

I was thinking this, too. Bill is all about luxury, so I can see him having a luxe brand under the Spencer umbrella. And Carter could probably find some legal loophole to bring HFTF and Brooke's Bedroom (and maybe Ivy's line?) with them, making FC totally Logan-free per Steffy's wishes.

I'll say one thing about B&B..they have mad weekend cliffhanger skills. Y&R desperately needs to take notes. I did not see that coming until Luna called Bill "beautiful". I thought Bill was going to say, well Luna, I was going to adopt you anyway, so I'll still adopt you and you'll be my daughter. And then this!!! Holy crap. I'm guessing Luna has DID or something?

Summer straight-up lied to Chance, telling him that Harrison had a stomach bug instead of botulism from the expired shrimp Summer ordered in a month that doesn't have an "R" in it. She's a piece of work, instantly accusing anyone of siding with Kyle if they point out the obvious pitfalls in her plan. I've always found Summer pretty awful, but she's never been *this* unlikeable. The only thing that could save this story now really would be to bring back Tara. How can she still be on prison for a fairly minor white-collar crime that didn't harm anyone outside of her privately held boutique shoe company? She should have gotten six months.of house arrest max. Did Kyle tell Claire about Victor owning Jizzodd?

I couldn't tell if it was crap acting or if Will was only pretending to be surprised by Katie's story. I wonder if Will has actually been back longer than he let on and if he is involved somehow. He may not have committed the murders, but maybe he planted the backpack in Poppy's apartment?

Cricket (I never stopped calling her that!) and Paul's marriage fell apart for vague reasons. Paul moved to Portugal, Danny returned to GC to visit Daniel, and he and Cricket re-connected. Phyllis tried to breathe new life into her jealous rivalry with Cricket and threw herself at Danny, humiliating herself in the process when Danny chose Cricket. He asked Cricket to join him on his world tour, which brought them to Los Angeles. Donna was upset that she missed last night's show, but all is well as Danny and Cricket were invited to the small gathering celebrating the success of Brooke's Bedroom. Ridge and Brooke proposed a partnership to use Danny's music in their ad campaigns, and Danny accepted.

1. I propose that the site of the Abbott-Chancellor Memorial Gazebo be facing the Cordelia Abbott Memorial Gingko Tree. Although the little stink balls Gingko trees drop may put a damper on any Memorial Gazebo picnics. 2. Victor's meddling in Reed's custody hearing worked out so well for Victoria!

Let me get my white board, Summer. Harrison was in YOUR care, YOU took him to restaurant that was not one of the three approved eateries in the Genital City Michelin Guide, YOU ordered the food that made him sick, sooooo, yes, it's YOUR fault. Can you imagine how she would have reacted if Claire had taken him to a restaurant where he got food poisoning? I loved how Kyle knew exactly what Summer and Phyllis were doing with Harrison at Crimson Lights, and how Summer acted like that wasn't at all what they were doing.

Happy International Cat Day, Cat Ladies and Cat Gentlemen!!!

Thanks! She didn't look like any of the Michelles I knew, but I didn't really get a good look at her through her incognito get-up.

See, this is where I have to hold my nose and take Kyle's side. Despite their differences, everything was copacetic between Kyle and Summer when it came to co-parenting Harrison. Summer is the one who blew that up by deciding to sue for custody. Jack definitely should not be defending Summer at this point.

I kind of loved watching Hope relishing every single grimace on the CEO's Resting Steffy Face as the Brooke's Bedroom sales figures got bigger by the minute. Never heard of the new Taylor, but I'll take a wild leap and guess that she's from one of the defunct non-CBS soaps? (I've only watched CBS soaps and would recognize someone from GL or ATWT). Did Ridge and Brooke even spend one night in Monaco? Pretty long way to go for an afternoon.

Well, she thought she was stealing Victor's Olympic swimmers, so that doesn't really apply here. Jack was the one who could never commit to her. I found it pretty funny that while Phyllis was shining Summer on about what a wonderful mother she was, Summer shuffled Harrison off to go count the Ms on the jukebox the minute he started getting on her nerves.