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Too bad they don't let Calabasas homeowners keep livestock. Khloe should have a pigpen, and then she could feed all the uneaten cakes and stale cookies to the hogs.

Well, in retrospect, Chyna did do Rob some good. She brought him out of his long hibernation -- wasn't it two years that he hid out in Khloe's house? He came out and saw people, did some social things, started attending family dinners, etc. For a little while he even worked out in the gym. Maybe it was also best that Rob got away from Khloe. She's not available to be his enabler any more, even if he did want to move back in with her. She's busy flying back and forth to Cleveland to romance her new target, uh, boyfriend.

Wonder if they'll get back together? They have a history of on-again, off-again. If it's off permanently, Chyna needs to get her lawyer to start negotiating the child support payments.

Sightseeing, huh? Like Mount Rushmore, except it's Mount Buttmore.

Reviews are coming in on Kayne's new Yeezy collection. They're lukewarm to poor. In the photos I saw, the clothes do have more color instead of the endless beige, but I didn't see anything exciting. I hated the clothes with the word "Calabasas" printed in huge letters. Who would want to wear that? One of the worst reviews came from X17. They really burned the collection: http://www.x17online.com/2017/02/kanye_west_yeezy_season_5_fashion_show_new_york_kim_kardashian_photos_video_021517 Kanye's Yeezy Season 5 Show At New York Fashion Week Seems Like A Bomb ... We're not saying it's bomb, we're saying Kanye West's Yeezy Season 5 show at New York Fashion Week bombed -- as in, it sucked. West's widely panned fashion line took another hit this season when his latest creations were presented in a 13-minute catwalk/video projection at Pier 59 in New York, with little fanfare, no press coverage and even sketchy commentary from his fans' social media accounts... ... All in all, we give the collection a thumbs down. An emphatic thumbs down. If his previous seasons were urban military, this one is more faux high fashion street style that feels like some sort of social experiment by its creator to see how idiotic consumers are and if they'll buy pieces that hold little if any fashion value just because Kanye West's name is on them. The collection includes track pants with the Adidas three-stripe and the word "Calabasas" written down the side of the leg, silk bombers with "Agoura" written on the back, sweatshirts emblazoned with "Lost Hills" -- all references to his LA-area San Fernando 'hood... ... And after 13 minutes, Kanye didn't even bother to come out onto the stage for his bow. Maybe he didn't want to take credit for this mess ...

She looks like some pissed-off woman marching over to the next door neighbor's house to complain about the dog poop left in her yard.

In addition to those bulbous lips, the heavy brown contouring makeup down the sides of her nose looks ridiculous.

Oh my God. Did some malicious stylist convince Kylie she looked good that way?

Yep, if she'd been wearing those shoes in Paris, she could have beaten off the robbers. *just snarking*

I think they said in anther article that the glue smell came fro the adhesive used for the packaging, not glue in the products. Maybe the packaging glue smell seeped into the products and ruined them.

Puke! That dress is so ugly. Even a T-shirt printed with the VF cover photo would have looked better than that mess. What is going on with the red fishnet tights? Double ugly.

She said she's keeping all those clothes and shoes for North. What would North want with all that crap 10 or 15 years from now? It will all be out of style. None of it would fit the adult North anyway, unless she gets giant butt enhancements like Kim had. Besides, maybe North will grow up to prefer dressing more modestly than her mom, and will not want to wear boobie dresses. Kim sounds like a hoarder. She's starting to remind me of Tori Spelling, who has a few dozen storage units full of old stuff she can't bear to part with.

Blac Chyna has some creditors after her. They are former managers who claim she signed a ten-year contract with them in 2007 (to promote her and make her famous), promising them a percentage of all her earnings. They say she owes them $3 million, and they're threatening to sue. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/10/blac-chyna-managers-send-cease-and-desist-letters/ Blac Chyna's Alleged Managers Threaten to Sue 'Rob & Chyna' Producers Blac Chyna Alleged Mgrs Demand Dough ... Shut Down 'Rob & Chyna' Or Else The guys who made Blac Chyna a thing -- according to them -- are on the warpath to get a cut of her riches, and if they don't get it ... they're gunning for the producers of her reality show. Jason Alston and Lincoln Hayes of Infinite Grind Multimedia sent letters, obtained by TMZ, to NBCUniversal, Ryan Seacrest Productions and Bunim/Murray Productions ... putting all parties on notice about their legal war with Chyna. The duo says shooting, promoting, or airing "Rob & Chyna" only fattens her pockets and since she refuses to pay them their fees ... they're threatening to add the producers to a potential lawsuit. We broke the story ... Alston and Hayes claim Chyna signed a 10 year contract with them in 2007 and owes them at least $3 million in unpaid fees. They've threatened, but have yet to actually sue her for the dough. Of course her employers would have no duty to pay BC's alleged management fees -- so, it's interesting they're attempting to drag the producers into this. Can't knock the hustle? *** TMZ is right. The producers of her reality show were not parties to Chyna's contract with Infinite Grind (jeez, what a name!) so they have no obligation to pay her debts. Maybe Infinite Grind hopes to go to court and have her pay garnished?

Tyga is getting sued again. He allegedly got his people to beat up the process server who served him a notice (about the repossessed Ferrari) last November. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/07/tyga-sued-entourage-assault-process-server/ "Tyga Sued: You Got Served ... Then Your Goons Served Me a Beating!!!" http://people.com/music/tyga-sued-allowing-entourage-assault-process-server/ "Tyga Sued for Allegedly Allowing His Entourage to Assault Process Server" The People article has more details. The process server is Adam Harari, "[who] claims he was “immediately swarmed … grabbed, yanked, pulled and choked” by members of Tyga’s entourage." Haha, the suit insults Tyga: "Kylie Jenner‘s boyfriend, who is called a “minor celebrity” who is “known more for his social life, whom his ‘sexts,’ and whom he dates, than for his musical exploits” in the legal papers, , allegedly gave his crew the go-ahead to attack Harari." Harari is seeking "unspecified damages."

Ewww... those boots... they look like they're alive and they're going to eat her.

Yes, now that I think about it, a divorce would be a huge opportunity for a KUWTK ratings boost and countless tabloid headlines. Kim's Heartbreak! Kayne Loses His Mind Over Losing Kim! Kayne Collapses, Rushed To Hospital! Kim Selflessly Takes Over Medical Decisions For Kayne, Stays By His Side! [Copying the Khloe and Lamar storyline.] Kim Divorces Kayne Anyway! Kim Fights For Sole Custody! Kayne Swears He'll Never Give Up His Children! XXX Millions At Stake In Kim & Kayne Divorce Case! And so on, as long as Kris could drag it out. When it's finally settled, we'll be subjected to See Kim's Amazing Revenge Body!

That explanation is rational. Trouble is, Kim and the rest of the Koven don't necessarily do rational things. They do whatever they think will increase KUWTK ratings, get them more publicity and make them more money.

Bwahaha!

Kayne is apparently not supporting Trump any longer. Wonder if he is sincere in changing his mind, or if he just wants to protect his Yeezy brand. Fashion Week coming up, ya know. http://www.tmz.com/2017/02/06/kanye-west-donald-trump-tweets/ "Kanye West Deletes All Trump Tweets: I'm Not with Him Anymore" 2/6/2017 9:51 AM PST Mainstream media has picked up the story too, such as: http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/06/politics/kanye-west-deletes-donald-trump-tweets/ "Kanye West deletes all tweets defending Trump meeting" So far there is no confirmation from Kayne that he deleted the tweets because he changed his mind about Trump: "West's representatives did not immediately respond to a CNN request for comment."

Wow, she really did have a bunch of her ass fat sucked out. That ass looks nearly normal, although the smaller size may be an illusion caused by the loose pants. Wait... loose pants? Kim wore pants that weren't skin tight? Did hell freeze over or something?

That's the Internet age: "Pics or it didn't happen."

Kim's been telling her fans things they don't know about her, mostly trivia, except for her saying that she knew Kayne was the perfect man for her when she first spent the night with him and he had the heat on instead of the air conditioning. She hates A/C. From the People article: “I love only hot rooms and hate when the air conditioning is on,” she wrote. “I knew Kanye and I were meant to be when I slept over and he had the heat on.” Okaaaayyyy... marry a nutjob delusional narcissist because he shares your dislike of A/C. That makes sense, huh? http://people.com/celebrity/kim-kardashian-20-secrets-how-she-knew-she-and-kanye-west-were-meant-to-be/ "Kim Kardashian Reveals How She Knew She and Kanye West Were Meant to Be and Her Hatred of Cardboard" The part about cardboard is that she can't bear to touch things like the cardboard sleeve on the Starbucks cup. Typical that she hates cardboard. It's biodegradable, safer for the environment than styrofoam and plastics, but she's very materialistic and probably could not care less whether the product she uses are biodegrable or recyclable. (Not to mention all the plastic she's put in her own body.) This part made me roll my eyes: “I have a nail file and cuticle cutter with me at all times,” she said. “In my purse, travel bag, everywhere. I’m obsessed with my nails and cuticles. If my nails are chipped or not perfect, I feel filthy.” Umm... didn't Kim say that she pees on her Spanx all the time because the open crotch isn't open enough? Why wouldn't damp, pee-stinky Spanx make her feel more filthy than a chipped nail? LOL, we could create a whole long list of "things that should make Kim feel filthy."

Remember when North was a baby and Kayne said he wanted to protect her from publicity? He didn't want her filmed for KUWTK, didn't want her photographed by the paps, yada yada. Then Kim started using North as a fashion accessory, dressing her in scaled-down adult clothes and fur coats, and dragging her around to adult fashion shows. North's privacy sure didn't last long. Now Kim and Kayne are using her as a model for the new clothing line. That child is going to live her life in front of the cameras, whether she want to or not.

Haha! Kris should write all those down as potential names for future grandchildren.

WTF did Khloe do to her face? More lip injections and facial fillers? Even her nose looks swollen. Selfie from Costa Rica. http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/khloe-kardashian-is-nearly-unrecognizable-in-costa-rica-selfie-w463662 "Khloe Kardashian Is Nearly Unrecognizable in a Costa Rica Selfie"