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Yes, and that's a welcome relief, but what are those weird things on her feet? They look like $80 Minnetonka boots, though they are probably designer shoes that cost ten times as much. Whatever they are, they don't go with the dress.

Caitlyn shares some blame too, although it's mostly Kris.

Ewwwwww. Kylie and Tyga released a video of them making out in the shower. I didn't watch it, but according to the descriptions online, it's pretty racy. They start out wearing white T-shirts which get soaked with water and show everything. Then they're both topless. It's not an amateur home Instagram video. They had a director and all, LOL. Is she really trying to work her way up (or down) to a hardcore porn film, like Kim's? http://www.eonline.com/news/818061/kylie-jenner-and-tyga-aren-t-just-making-out-in-their-video-collaborations-anymore Kylie Jenner and Tyga aren't just making out in their video collaborations any more *** Kylie also calls this video her "gift for the world." Uh... Kylie, can we return it? http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/watch-kylie-jenners-steamy-short-film-with-tyga-w457789 Kylie Jenner Gets Wet and Wild With Tyga In a Steamy Short Film She Calls Her ‘Gift For The World’

I can't read all the names on the stockings. Did Kris invite her sister, Karen Houghton, to the party? I doubt it, because the sisters don't seem to socialize very much. But Karen seems to be thirsty. She recently had a major facelift, and got TV and tabloid coverage of the surgery. That coverage had to have been arranged by an agent. (Her sister Kris?) When I saw Karen in the tabloids a year or so ago, she looked like a nice cheerful person who seemed not to mind aging gracefully, and certainly not a fame whore like Kris. Now... well, I don't know. Is she hoping to cash in on the family business? http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/19664-kris-jenners-sister-looks-just-like-her-after-5-hour-facelift Kris Jenner's Sister Looks Just Like Her After 5-Hour Facelift: See The Results [story includes video] ... Inside Edition was there throughout Karen Houghton's surgery and witnessed the incredible results... “I look like my beautiful sister Kris and I never thought I would,” she said... When asked if she had wanted to change her look to keep up with the Kardashians, Houghton said she “actually wanted to do it for me.” “And of course the Kardashians,” she added. “Everyone wants to look beautiful.” *** I don't think she looked exactly like Kris after the facelift, but the doctor took off so much loose skin that she does look like a different person. Much younger. Of course they updated her hairstyle and makeup too, which helps.

Neither Rob nor Chyna went to Kris' big Christmas Eve party. http://www.tmz.com/2016/12/25/kardashain-xmas-christmas-party-kris-kim-kanye/ Kardashians Go Full Bore for Christmas Party ... The bash went down XMAS eve at Kris's Calabasas mansion. Kim and Kanye were front and center, along with all Kim's sisters, and Caitlyn ... but no Rob or Blac Chyna...

The new nose looks like it has a bump in the middle. Can't tell if that's an illusion due to the unflattering lighting, or if it really is a bump.

At least Kim wore a color, Christmas red, not her usual drab, Kayne-inspired beige, black or white. But her shoes don't go with that big baggy hoodie at all. Look on Daily Mail, where there are full length pictures. She wore high heel do-me shoes with multiple straps around the ankles. Booties would have looked better. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4064294/Smiling-Kim-Kardashian-wraps-oversized-sweater-emerges-Kanye-West-North-ballet.html Smiling Kim Kardashian wraps up in an oversized sweater as she emerges with Kayne West to take North to the ballet

LOL

Rob and Chyna are all lovey-dovey again, posting affectionate Snapchat pictures and pictures of gifts for Dream, their Christmas tree, etc. No word on whether they are living together or still in their separate houses. Tomorrow is the big Christmas Eve party Kris always gives. There are contradictory tabloid stories on whether Chyna is invited or disinvited. So that's a wait-and-see situation. http://www.eonline.com/news/817938/blac-chyna-and-rob-kardashian-cozy-up-in-the-holiday-spirit-following-their-blow-out-fight Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian Cozy Up in the Holiday Spirit Following Their Blow Out Fight

I think she had at least one boob job back at the time she started getting her lip fillers, when she was under 18. I wouldn't be surprised if she got some new, bigger implants, but she hasn't been out of sight long enough for the recovery period. She's been out and about, and has been doing photo shoots, like those sleazy calendar pictures. Love the TMZ caption for the photo of three sets of headless boobs, below the article: "Guess the Kardashian Kans."

OMG, another baby, yes, that could happen. Chyna just got blasted to smithereens by the Adidas company. TMZ ran an earlier article saying Adidas had offered her a shoe deal. Adidas said, HELL NO. http://www.tmz.com/2016/12/21/adidas-blac-chyna-shoe-deal/ "Adidas to Blac Chyna: You're a Liar with No Soul ... or Insole" "Blac Chyna is a liar and Adidas NEVER made a single overture to her about fronting a shoe line ... so claims Adidas. Sources connected with Adidas tell TMZ, "This is 1 trillion percent false at level. She has never been on our radar..." Rest of article said it was not true Adidas had offered her $250K. She was allegedly holding out for more money. Adidas said they had no contact at all with her, her lawyer or any other of her reps. TMZ called her lawyer for a comment but he said "absolutely no comment." Absolutely? Gee, you'd think he was mad or something. Here is the original article TMZ ran from "sources" : http://www.tmz.com/2016/12/21/blac-chyna-adidas-deal/ Blac Chyna's Close To Sealing Her Own Deal With Adidas. "Blac Chyna : Adidas Wants A Piece of Me ... But They're Lowballin' " " ... Sources close to Chyna tell TMZ Adidas has offered her a two-shoe contract, with an option for a third. As for the price ... we're told Adidas is only willing to pay $250k ... and Chyna's insulted...." Supposedly the deal also included media appearances for Chyna. *** Now what really happened here? Why would Chyna and/or her lawyer Walter Mosley go to TMZ with a totally fake story that involved a large corporation? They would have known they'd get slapped down. Is this some skullduggery Kris arranged? Or was somebody pranking Chyna and Mosley so well that they thought they were talking to real Adidas reps?

I just noticed the life-size gold human figure on the second floor (upper left corner of picture). Did Kris have Caitlyn gilded?

Follow the money. Sure thing, there will be a wedding, because the "happy couple" will be paid millions by the E network. Just like Kim's wedding to Kris Humphries. They won't lose the chance to get all that dough. The Koven needs the publicity. Also KUWTK needs the storyline drama -- which sisters will boycott the bridal shower? Which sisters will boycott the wedding? Will Rob get cold feet at the last minute? Will Khloe kidnap Rob and hold him hostage long enough to miss the wedding? Will Chyna be a Bridezilla? Will Tokyo Toni be the Mother of the Bride from Hell? Will Kylie try to steal Chyna's glory by suddenly marrying Tyga before the R&C wedding? There are lots of possibilities. After the wedding, the Koven gets another year of storyline drama while everyone speculates whether Rob and Chyna will get a divorce. We'll see more social media meltdowns from Rob, more social media retaliation from Chyna, more screaming fights, more moving back and forth to different houses, more tabloid headlines.

What in the world is that big shiny red thing? A bear?

Even Paris Hilton is able to do something -- she's a successful DJ. I think Kris just directed Kim into the tits-and-ass career because it was easy money. But it won't last, because celebrity women age out of being hot babes. Kim is getting close to forty. She won't be able to sustain her current level of popularity indefinitely, no matter how much plastic surgery she gets or how many naked selfies she posts. If Kim takes over management of the family businesses (i.e., being the manager/agent for her sisters) when Kris retires, she might make it long term as a businesswoman. But even as materialistic as Kim is, I don't think she has that killer mercenary streak that Kris has. And will Kris ever retire?

Ooooh, bombshell news! Kim wore a coat and did NOT have it hanging off one shoulder! :) However, she did have her saggy tits out, so she looked about 50% like she normally does. http://www.tmz.com/2016/12/19/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-out-for-dinner/ Kim & Kanye We're Ready for Our Close-Up Photo from Daily Mail with same set of pictures, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4048916/PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-Downcast-Kanye-West-trails-Kim-Kardashian-pair-seen-time-breakdown.html

Tristan's girlfriend had the baby, a boy, on Dec. 12. http://www.x17online.com/2016/12/khloe_kardashian_tristan_thompson_birth_baby_boy_son_girlfriend_jordan_craig_photos_121216 EXCLUSIVE - Khloe's Boyfriend Tristan Is A Dad; Baller's Ex-Girlfriend Gives Birth To Baby Boy Khloe Kardashian's boyfriend Tristan Thompson is a dad! The 25-year-old baller's ex-girlfriend Jordan Craig gave birth via C-section Monday, December 12 and Tristan was there to witness it all, thanks to Khloe. X17online can now reveal the REAL reason KK brought Tristan back from Cleveland with her, after her latest jaunt to C-town. She paid for them to travel together on a private jet which landed at midnight Sunday morning in LA so he could witness the birth of his first child. The Cavalier center, 25, has Ms. Kardashian wrapped around his little finger, apparently, since he was able to spend the weekend with his lovely lady and have her foot the bill for his five-star, first-class trip to see his baby mama give birth... The baby arrived just before noon and only a few hours later, Tristan was at the airport, ready to jump back on another private jet Khloe's paid for, to head home to Ohio. *** Uh, wait just a minute here with the "thanks to Khloe," like poor destitute Tristan couldn't afford to go see his own child born unless kind generous Khloe paid for the "five-star, first class" the trip. Tristan has an $82 MILLION contract with the Cavs! http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/13942794/cleveland-cavaliers-tristan-thompson-agree-5-year-82-million-deal Tristan Thompson re-signs with Cavaliers for 5 years, $82 million The Cleveland Cavaliers have signed Tristan Thompson to a five-year deal, Cavs GM David Griffin announced Thursday. The deal is worth $82 million, agent Rich Paul told ESPN.com on Wednesday. The deal does not include player or team options, and all money is guaranteed. At $16.4 million annually, it will make Thompson the sixth-highest-paid power forward in the NBA... *** The first Google result on his salary search says his pay for 2016 was $14.2 million. He damn sure could have rented his own private jet. This gold-plated trip makes Khloe looks desperate.

Rob just deleted all the things he posted on his Instagram about the fight with Chyna. This is typical behavior for him, making a big fuss and then wiping his social media clean. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/rob-kardashian-deletes-social-media-evidence-blac-chyna-spat-article-1.2915527 "Rob Kardashian deletes social media evidence of breakup with Blac Chyna before E! baby special airs"

Daily Mail has a series of pictures of her driving the car too: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4045772/Kardashian-looks-pensive-leaves-jewels-home-outing-North-Saint.html "A bling free zone! Bare-faced Kim Kardashian leaves the jewels at home but keeps her wedding band on for outing with North and Saint" What I want to know is, where was her security team? The picture shows only Kim, her girlfriend and the kids in the SUV. DM said "The 36-year-old sat behind the wheel of her top of the line Range Rover, with her children safely buckled into their car seats, and her childhood best friend Brittny Gastineau beside her." The DM even made a point about her security: "She is said to have ramped up her personal security to new levels, having replaced the team working for her at the time of the incident [jewelry robbery] three months ago." It wouldn't do much good if Kim had her security guards following her in a separate car, because they could get separated in traffic and then she'd be left alone in her car. So what's wrong with this picture? After making such a big deal about her post-robbery trauma and her need for security guards (with Kayne making a big deal about her security too), now all of a sudden it's okay to go out unguarded?

A few of the tabs are calling foul on the "breakup." For example: http://www.x17online.com/2016/12/blac_chyna_rob_kardashian_dream_breakup_christmas_reality_show_photos_instagram_snapchat_121716 "Blac Chyna And Rob Fake A Break Up For Their Reality Show " "Oh, this has Kris Jenner's fingerprints ALLLLLL over it! ... Rob and Chyna seem to be taking a page from the Kardashian reality TV playbook, faking a breakup right before the holidays and right after their reality show was renewed. If they don't have drama, no one will watch! ... Even her fans are calling BS. One fan wrote, "This is so fake ... Do you really think her followers are stupid?" Uh no, we're not! Rob's Snapchat pretending to be all depressed and broken up about the breakup is hilarious. This guy obviously doesn't have his SAG card! " ***

Bingo --- this smells like publicity for the show. Also it's a good down-and-dirty storyline for the new season, for which Rob & Chyna just got a fresh contract. I was very suspicious about the neat clean house too. When you're as angry and in as big as rush to get out as Blac Chyna supposedly was, you just grab your stuff and go, not giving a shit how much of a mess you leave behind. But there's no litter in the house, nothing out of place. I noticed the vacuumed carpets and the pristine refrigerator too. It looks like a house on the market, not a house where anyone lives. Isn't that one of Kylie's houses, the one Rob and Chyna were allegedly just now renting from Kylie? But did Chyna and the two kids ever actually move in? If she never moved there, that would explain why it's so perfectly clean. Maybe the Koven made up the story about her moving to that house just so they could fake this new story about her leaving him and "moving out." It's pathetic that this family are such liars and fame whores that people immediately wonder if they're lying again whenever there's a new story.

I just read that Lamar's TV appearances were arranged by Kris, according to a rumor published by Radar. Of course, Radar is not very reliable, but knowing how greedy Kris is to make even more money off Lamar's distress, I am inclined to believe it. http://radaronline.com/videos/lamar-odom-rehab-reality-tv-kuwtk-spinoff-kris-jenner-khloe-kardashian/ ‘The Brothel, The Overdose, The Coma!’ Lamar Odom Tells All In Rehab Interview Lamar Odom is in rehab – and back on TV! ... amid new reports that he’s secretly filming his own reality show. And insiders told RadarOnline.com that Kris Jenner is behind the whole thing! “The family thinks that this is Kris and Khloe’s doing,” a source close to the Kardashian clan told Radar ... ... according to the source, the Kardashians think reality TV could hold the key to his recovery. *** No, a reality show won't do shit to help him recover. It will just provide more $$$ for the Queens of Greed. Those bitches don't care what happens to him, as long as they can make a buck. Kayne, watch out, this could be your future.

Lamar will discuss his addiction and overdose on the ABC show "The Doctors." This article has a short film clip. However, it's unclear whether the show will air this Friday, or if Lamar decided to postpone it until January so he will have more time to work on his addiction in rehab. Or maybe he will be on the show twice, once this Friday and again in January? I can't figure it out, due to the contradictory things they said in the article. I sincerely hope Lamar made this deal with The Doctors with his own agent, not with Kris, who would get her 20% (10%?) commission. http://www.eonline.com/news/816230/lamar-odom-will-publicly-address-his-near-fatal-overdose-on-the-doctors "Lamar Odom Will Publicly Address His Near-Fatal Overdose on The Doctors"

Kim took North with her when she did the nearly-nude, seductive photo shoot for the Love magazine "Advent Calendar." (I put that in quotes because I think the idea of doing sexy cheesecake photos for Advent is a very nasty turn on the days leading up to a religious holiday, Christmas.) It's disgusting that she exposed a little child to Mommy posing for sexy pictures. This family has no boundaries! I'm afraid that the old video of Kris with her cellphone camera eagerly taping Kim, posing on the floor with her legs open and writhing around, might be repeated in the next generation... "You're doing great, sweetie," all over again. http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/behind-the-scenes-of-kim-kardashians-sexy-love-advent-calendar-shoot-w456446 Kim Kardashian Grins at North in Sweet Behind-the-Scenes Pics from 'Love' Advent Calendar Shoot

She's 61 now.