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I'm shocked. She was so young and so talented. I loved her on AMC.

I was happy to see him, too. He's really improved from his last stint and vastly better than he was when he was on Y&R. When he first got cast in the role I wasn't happy at all, because I thought he'd been terrible on Y&R. But he was a pleasure to watch today.

Also, Holly was born a LONG time after Dr. Tan the Dan Man died, way more than nine months. And her birth mother was Chloe. So either she's terminally uninterested, never even been to the cemetery, not good at math, to say the least, or dumber than Brady. Who even thought that was possible?

Maybe Aunt Jordan thought they needed passports to go out of their minds as well as out of the country. Always prepared, like the Boy Scouts.

Chance might have a better case than Summer does. He was married to Abby when she had Dom and even though Devon is the sperm donor, Chance would have been named as the father on the birth certificate. I don't remember hearing that ever being changed.

I'm with you, but Chelsea seems to be able to get pregnant in a rain storm. Eventually everybody in town will have one of her kids. She'll hide one under everybody's seats like Oprah's did her giveaways.

Nikki thinks she's this, but she can't even rise to Hyacinth level. It's not so much I want her to fall off the wagon as it is I want her to fall on her face, hard. But I guess that stick up her ass also keeps her upright.

I apologize in advance to our Eric fans, but I just can't with this guy. It takes Roman pointing out that Eric shouldn't go to Paris because he JUST GOT HIS KID BACK, and Eric was still considering his "options"???? Has he mastered 1+1=2 yet?? Does Marlena have to replace all his zippers with velcro and remind him to never go commando? Are all of his shoes slip-ons and is he able to put a sweater on the correct way the first time? Is he still dependent on a sippy cup?? Should he got to Paris or should he stay with his newly found kid????? I don't know why Nicole would want this guy, I don't know why anyone would want this guy other than a government agency doing a deep discovery on boneheaded stupidity. But let's all thank the good Lord that he's finally a father and has HISSON. Give me mercy. Marlena oughtta aim one of her slaps at him and see if she can knock some sense into him. If only Sami's twin had been born with a working brain......

Here. It's pretty snug but it fits his needs. No room for the kids, though Chelz feels right at home!

To be fair, Abigail pretending to be dead was a gift the whole family got to enjoy.

This tangent popped into my head - which sorta hurts, by the way - about Harrison's strange fixation on decorating bedrooms. He's so excited about decorating the one at Kyle's future house and now the one at Summer's future house, none of which we'll ever see anyway. I'm expecting that next, he'll ask Grampa Jack and his Dee Dee (you know Diane throws up in her mouth everytime she hears that little bit of schmoopiness tossed in her direction) if he can have a water slide installed in his current bedroom that leads directly to Mrs. Martinez's vat of cookie dough. I think Sally gave up on her decorating business way too soon. Harrison could have kept her busy for the foreseeable future just decorating his bedrooms instead of deciding to adapt the Lolliepop Guild outfits for daily civilian wear. Just a thought.

NinjaPenguins, you shouldn't really be posting spoilers in this thread. At least please use that above spoiler emoji that looks like a Newman anus. Some of us might have been looking forward to the "Nick searches for the Abominable Snowman and finds love" storyline.

I'm so bored with Show I start my TV watching with DOOL, and I've got the low cost Peacock with commercials, that's how bad Show is for me right now. Plus, I'm getting more enjoyment from Days of our Lives - DAYS OF OUR LIVES, PEOPLE!!, than I am from Y&R. It's like trying to claim that I Can't Believe It's Not Butter isn't lying their dairy air butt off. It's not, it's so not........butter........

I agree. The kid seems so normal in that sea of emotional aberration called the Newman/Abbott clan. Also, I think the guy is a really good actor, seeming so natural in his line delivery and reactions to people.

You're not aching for Glissade to bring out their new line?? They better keep the term "plug-ins" out of any product launch or Billy Abbott is going to have a very hard time explaining exactly what he was doing with the sockets in his apartment. It'd be an electrifying and illuminating moment for him. Though not to those of us who've been watching for a while.....DON'T hit that switch, Billy!

Matt Ashford was way too over the top for me today. He came in on Chad, guns blazing, as if Chad was having Abigail dug up to have a tea party with her corpse. All his hostility was so uncalled for. When MA is good, he's good, but when he's not, he's terrible. I was ready for Chad to tell him to F the hell off. Today was "terrible" with him all the way.

To me, Eve/Claire will always be Baby Brussels Sprouts.

The only thing Theresa really needs to lose is that wig.

Exactly. I'd also like to know in what world the announcement of yet another start-up company is headline news anyplace other than the Newman Inquirer and Alternative TP paper? (Printed exclusively on sandpaper developed by Victor.) I know that I scour the newspaper and online news sites at least once daily to ooh and aw over newly launched companies trying sell unintelligible things. Remember back when Tucker was trying to go after Jabot and they tried to sabotage his efforts by giving him fake information? I hope they do the same thing with Kyle by having him try to come up with a new line of perfumes that smell exactly like various cheeses. You get a pint of heavy cream with each purchase. Kyle's pursed lips along with that 5 o'clock shadow makes him look he had a Brazilian wax job done on the wrong end. He'd look terrific if he adopted a jockstrap as his preferred head gear. That'd be one way to fill out his bouffant. Isn't it time for even the Newmans to drop that "Victor's a good man who loves his family but can go a little too far" happy horseshit? It should never have been said at all, and him kidnapping Jack and replacing him with a doppleganger should definitely have stopped it. I hope Jack kidnaps him this time and replaces him with a doppleganger. I don't where Jack would be able to obtain that big of a blowfish, though......let alone teach it to say "My Baby". Victor, is that you?? Gitthehellouttamyaquarium!

Snaporaz, I LOVE this! If Sally was still dating Nick, then would this make him Barney Rubble? From the back, the resemblance is striking!

So if Audra is going to live in Paris, does this mean she's going to end up being Alan/Martin's daughter? To tie the character more securely to the canvas? I was trying to thnk why else Show would send a secondary character with no family ties away from the main action in GC. With Tucker gone, this is the best I could come up with.

And to the wonder of absolutely nobody, the assumption is made that he needs to be changed. Nobody but nobody is inspired to sing "It's a Grand Old Flag, It's a High-flying Flag" when Kyle runs his up the flagpole.

I bow to your expertise regarding poorly constructed sets and embarrasingly bad plot contrivances to you. I fully admit, and admire, your expertise in these areas. Thanks for your insight!

If you hum a few bars I think I can sing this one. Had me wondering how he'd feel if Danny Romalotti fell on HIM from the balcony and wondering what song he'd sing on the way down. While listening to the dulcet tones of the Nine Inch Nails. And the latest episode on Animal Planet draws to a close...... NinjaPenguins, you keep killing me ****DEAD**** and I'm loving every single bit of your exemplary snark. I want your play list.

When I heard him pull that line out of his ass, it felt like another replay of "Slowly I turned......Step by step.......Inch by inch......." Youhaveanicedaynow. ETA - wouldn't it be nice if Show partially redeemed Goody Two-Shoes aka Claire by having her NOT fall for Victor's "I love my fambly and I adore you" bullshit? Having her do that, and pointing and laughing at Kyle in a state of undress would do a LOT to make me like her.