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The only I'd be ok with ED being on this show again is if she played someone other than Kristen. I don't ever want to see Kristen Dimeria on my screen ever again in the history of ever.

If the writers insist on keeping Chad stuck with Failure, hopefully the new actress can at least make me believe Failure actually loves him and plot point baby. I never got that from KM. As of now, I'm wondering how long it will be before she's trying to screw Andre in a shower, garden, dumpster, or porta potty.

I don't know why the writers felt the need to give Dante and Lulu another wedding, a lame ass cheap ass basic one at that. They should've just had the divorce not go through because reasons. The two second Carly/Jax/Joss/Michael thanksgiving was nice, despite Nelly's unnecessary appearance. I REALLY hope Sonny ends up shooting Nelly dead. Alexis running over Julian was my favorite part of the episode. I hope he lapses into a permanent coma or immediately dies. Now she needs to aim her car at Ava, Kiki, and Sonny.

Show needs to be cancelled before this can happen.

If they're going to have Theo hate Valerie they could at least give us a reason why. Right now all we can do is assume what his reasoning is. Also, I don't like that they have Claire encouraging him while Ciara is the sensible one. Why did we need scenes of Sonny guarding Lucas/Adrienne/Justin's hotel rooms if we weren't going to see them? The Sonny/Chad scenes were fine but they could've taken place somewhere else. JJ ruins everything. Andre ruins everything. Stop encouraging Failure to ruin Chad and Thomas' life.

I don't know why people are complaining to KSJ about casting. What do they expect him to do? How about complaining to one of the higher ups who actually has a say in the matter.

Shocked that Jordan and Alexis are aware their kids have been dating for 12 years. Fell asleep during the Dullen/Kaka scenes. Fell asleep during the Kaka/Julian/Ava scenes. The Davis thanksgiving was the only thing that didn't completely bore me, but even that was underwhelming. I could've done without seeing Andre and this whole *alcoholic* thing needs to be cancelled. I hope Lucy was smart enough to put fake pills in the safe.

I wish Lucas would tell Adrienne to fuck off. He deserves better than her annoying, judgmental, trash ass anyway.

Jelly are trolling.

I forgot about Dillon/Kiki. They are AWFUL. Leako are awful and nasty. RP can't act and half the time I forget Maxie is even still on the show. While I hate that Sam and Jason are so involved in this Sonny crap, at least they don't spend that much time with Leako or DNAJ. The Nelly/Sonny sex and/or the Nelly/Michael pairing will be coma inducing. I don't know why Lulu/Dante are still here. Sonny needs to be murdered and Carly needs to call one of Johnny's guys for a hookup. Olivia and Ned are nice but they're offscreen. If Jordan is only allowed to be with a black man she would be much better off with Curtis than Andre. I don't hate Hayden/Finn but they're moving way too slow. Are Laura/Kevin still a thing? This show is terrible.

Maxie/Tree need to be kidnapped and held prisoner and Lulu/Dante need to leave town.

The writers are largely incompetent, and I suspect that each collection of plot points is only written by certain writers and that they don't bother to consult with the other writers working on other collections of plot points, so no one has any idea of what's going on outside of their little bubble.

Is anyone supposed to care about Sam and Jason clearing Sonny's name? Fuck Sonny. Why can't they spend time with their child and plot Freako's murder? I would much prefer that. STFU, Dante, you cousin-in-law screwing bastard. Considering how often your family members are accused of crimes, you shouldn't even be allowed to work for the PCPD. I'm liking the Tracy/Hayden...whatever it is. I also liked Hayden's scenes with Curtis. Too bad he's probably going to be killed at some point in a Mob War That Will Change Everything. STFU, Kiki. You don't know anything about Jax or his relationship with Carly. Go play in traffic, loser. I'm here for everything LW and IR are doing. I laughed at Nelly's evil grin. I can't take this freak seriously.

Might as well just take the whole bottle of Ambien and be done with it.

Failure's martyr act is bullshit. She knows damn well Chad would (stupidly) drop everything and everyone to be with her if he knew she were still alive. I don't know why they even bothered to give Blanca a two minute sendoff. She could've just left off screen like Mama Hernandez did. Adrienne and Justin disgust me. Adrienne and Lucas have been engaged for months, Justin didn't have to wait until now to beg for another chance and humiliate Lucas in the process. As for Adrienne, she knew she was still in love with Justin and would prefer to be with him. Instead of just admitting that and trying to work things out with him or at least telling Lucas she wasn't ready to get married again, she settles for Lucas and agrees to marry him. I'm so tired of the writers shitting on Lucas like this. If this is all they're going to do with him I would've much preferred if he had left town with Sami, even just as friends and co-parents..

They're also trying to redeem Freako but that doesn't stop them from writing him as a creepy, violent, whiny, narcissistic piece of shit.

This "Hope Murders Stefano" story has been a disaster from the start. I don't care that Stefano finally got what's coming to him or that worthless waste of space Andre was framed, but that's not the point. Certain other characters could get away with this, but not Hope. She's supposed to be "good" and a traditional heroine. She's a cop. Characters like her are supposed to be held to a higher moral standard. Instead, she's out here murdering old men in wheelchairs and letting someone else take the fall for the crime she committed. I don't know what's worse - that she and Rafe had the nerve to act like Aiden was the devil while they were covering up a murder or that Hope's friends and family are outraged that she's being punished. And on top of that, we're treated to this forced and nauseating Hope/Rafe "romance."

Shit. I just realized something - Julian is (probably) going to blackmail Alexis into taking him back. He won't tell the cops that she's the one who hit him if she gives him another chance. Fuck Jelly.

Maxie and Tree will probably never get married. I feel like they've been trying to make that happen for five years now.

Who is the woman with The Coven? Why is Kiki is this promo? Yay Hit and Run Alexis strikes again.

Hmm if Nelly is anti-Kiki then she might not be entirely useless.

Adrienne started having sex with Lucas before she and Justin decided to officially end their marriage, so technically she's a cheater too. This doesn't absolve Justin of his cheating or disprove your overall point, I just wanted to mention that. And didn't she cheat on him in the past as well? Regardless, I got the impression during this poorly written story that there were problems in their marriage long before Justin cheated, problems caused by the both of them. I feel like having Justin cheat was just a cheap and lazy way to break them up so she could be put with Lucas for no reason (and because apparently there always has to be a villain when a marriage ends. Two people can't just naturally grow apart,which I think would've been a much better story.)

RoHo's acting on this show is terrible in general, and I don't think he's competent at comedy when it comes to this character. Whenever he tries to be funny he usually comes off as condescending and/or like a creepy rapist serial killer.

Fuck the WSB for allowing Anna to stay in Port Charles. I know the writers have to come up with crap to keep characters out of prison - otherwise there would only be like three people on the show, but it feels different with Julian and Ava. Maybe it's because they're newbies? With Ava in particular, I can't even keep track of how much shit she has hanging over her head. So much of her time on this show has been spent committing crimes and coming up with schemes to stay out of prison for murdering Connie, then coming up with more schemes to cover up the previous schemes. Then crying and whining about how hard her life is. And mentioning that everything she does is for her children. It's an endless cycle.

No no no no no noooooooooooooo no no no. Not another baby switch. Not another baby switch involving Nicole.