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Alan had an advantage with Maddie in the trio because he didn’t have to teach her anything. Jenna had to teach 2 plodding bro cows how to step and strip poorly. I actually thought Jordan would be a humorous twist....they are pandering to their fan base so why not right? The actual product was shockingly bad. Coupled with Jenna in tiny shorts doing splits where her crotch was in the air. Just so tacky from start to finish. i haven’t been this annoyed since I found out Hamilton cheated on his wife. LOL (A.Ham that was for you) and when it takes Eliza 12 minutes to burn those letters....girl just toss em in and let’s get on witdis

Witney's choreography is really top notch. She knows how to travel the floor, what looks good on TV and how to blend entertainment with the dance. Sure it helps she got 2 kids who can dance but she's also evolving as a coach. That's nice to see.

I can't watch another week of the dumpster fire of Bachelor Nation dancing. It's not bad enough that he is so boring that there is nothing memorable in his life except Kendall. But to add Jordan, a shower and a whole lot of awkwardness and have Tinashe eliminated makes me stabby. I. Just. Cannot.

Screw you Joe.

what happened at the end? my dvr cut off after they showed Darcey walking off the set and angela started ranting

Pole...dispensing pellets for staying safe in prison.

It's not physical....said the chick with 2 babies by 2 daddies and then parroted by the guy in a mesh shirt drooling about boning his internet find Uh huh

Darcey's daughters are going to be just like her. Sad. They are already too aged.

Darcey is such a poser. Loubs are not the end all be all, even in the world of high fashion. She's just so.....obvious. It's embarassing

Darcey's hair looks odd. Like she has a weird blonde back extension clipped in the back and her real hair is a light brown hanging around her face.

I'm disappointed in Tarik's wardrobe choice tonight.

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES ICE CREAM!

Ricky trots out the kids LOL What an ass

It's not fair #1. DRINK!

I see Rachel dressed up for the Tell All. Snicker.

Glad to see that Hazel is using a better hair color than orangina.

Grangela may best the worst of our abusers on this set. And that says a LOT. These lowlifes really get off on this powertrippin.

That felt sooooooo fake and manufactured. Can't she do better than that? Michael didn't even bat an eye.

and then she leaned forward.....

I like Michael better with hair. Paul is worse in person. You can't edit the fact that he doesn't even know how crazy he sounds about asking for DNA tests yet professing his love. And his eyes are blue and wild....like a cult leader. If Paul and Jesse would get together they would cook up a lot of koolaid. Verrrrrrry controlling....

Darcey's latest round of fillers and spillers has made her look like a plastic faced doll on top of a round body. It looks freaky. Jesse will be sad when he sees this back and how bad the self tanner looks on TV.

Is Pole's father God? Or at least the Wizard of Oz?

What do you think is the reason that he is marrying her? He could have easily put it off by any of the 1000s of excuses. Michael is having sex with Grangela who is quite a load herself. He wants the green card. Check. Jon doesn't want a green card. Why isn't he singing karaoke with a hot chick? Someone more befitting whatever realm he thinks he's in? I don't get it. The ugly, old or fat guy gets the hotter or younger girl because she needs to get out of her country. OK. The ugly fat lady is doing the same thing. OK. What's Jon's MO? He can get an average gal who wears long sleeves with a baby without leaving his country. He did all this for a long distance wife and skype baby? He doesn't seem like he's angling to be a famewhore like Darcey and Jesse. He doesn't get the TLC money unless Rachel sends him half.

The only time Hazel showed any outward emotion was when DJ Buffalo Check was leaving and she could see her bankroll walking away. In this same episode Karinny also burst into tears when her bankroll was going home. That sudden "what if he doesn't come back to save me" makes them weepy and scared but when they are around for the weeks they just give them nothing but attitude. Those guys just lap it up too....they love saving that damsel in distress.

Upon watching the Darcey and Jesse "the next day scene" I wanted to punch something all over again. She was clearly happy that they had make up sex but did the whole fakey cry face nonsense again...she is a terrible plastic faced actress. Then she started whining about the fact that he didn't tell her what time he was leaving and "who does that??" Why. Would. You. Care. What. Time. His. Flight. Was. Leaving? Why didn't she call the porter? Why is she knocking her oversized luggage all over the doors and carpets? I thought she shoved her coat in her suitcase since it was being squeezed shut. Nope, still had that draped on the outside. Is that all of her makeup? Now THAT I would believe. She's tottering in heels with a suitcase bigger than her and she won't call down to the bell desk for service? Good gravy.