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Also is there a placenta plan?

Do they make sure the baby isn't in breach etc. before they do the home birth? Is there technology pre?

Can they get a divorce so we don't have to live through a spinoff?

Dirty luggage on the bed? Nasty

SNAP

Lot of Adios flouncing

Chantel is very much like her mom. She argues the same way. Very scattered and nonsensical.

How is this going to be a spinoff? I can't stand the shrill arguing. Click

They skipped a lot of details there. I guess the details aren't the point of this show. Colt had to have visible injuries for them to drag her away. They are both terrible.

Coltee looks terrible. Very manatee-ish.

Ahhhh Libby....hindsight is twenty twenty isn't it?

nothing was worse than the week of Smothered intros. "and we're best frennnds" in that nasally voice made my blood pressure spike

Oh it's definitely fake. If she really cared she wouldn't have waited so long. It was just to get some haggard women on screen to show them some dirty tubs to have a baby pop in to. There is no way she is doing that. A better storyline would have been them interviewing hair and makeup artists to do the super makeover afterwards so they could take Instagram pictures that were flawless.

I wonder if there is a salon there that gives them the same ombre discount? Literally everyone's hair is the same blend to blonde. That seems statistically impossible.

Pretty cake! Why is Andreii at the shower? Usually the guys go play golf. Or don't even bother.

Why didn't she curl the back of her head?

Specific to Indian culture the arranged marriages rarely end in official divorce because there is such a high stigma to divorce. Even if you are both unhappy or even in the case of abuse. If it's all you know (my parents had an arranged marriage, my grandparents, my cousins etc) then you just accept it as what it is. Some Indians don't yearn to go outside of the traditions or marry out of race...it's just too much drama. Sumit is rocking the boat for sure. Some American born Indians are kind of hybrids lol. Not traditional arranged marriages but basically pick an indian spouse from a "good family" and not rock the boat. Ah the benefits of America LOL! I wonder what those stats are. I only have a small sample size but I don't know any of those who have broken up yet. And yes same stigma where Indians become doctors, lawyers or engineers. Then my Indian bf only dated Caucasian guys in college, was anti indian guys. Waits to get married until she is 40 and he ended up being Indian. I laughed pretty hard.

Why is Jenny pronouncing his name like "summie?" When he was telling his friends he was going to marry Jenny, blue jacket guy clearly called him Soo-mit. I'm going to assume the Indian guy knows how to pronounce his name LOL. Is Sumi a pet name? I was annoyed when she landed she went to use her phone and she said "My phone doesn't work here!" Good gravy. Ignorant? Americentric? Yikes. And how is that the worst thing that's ever happened to her? If he doesn't show up I'd hope he is OK first but hey I'm checking into a hotel. NBD I even expect Michael Jones to know that and remind her she needed an international plan.

Why did Garo even pick Kate in the first place? They left 20 models unpicked on the table. Any model would have been better than someone they were all actively avoiding like the plague during the season. I thought Hester made a mistake by wearing her design on herself as she was the first one out. She ruined the "reveal" of the actual dress by her mini dress. She's so extra that she upstaged her own show. Ironic

Ice cream?

In best translator app voice : “Pole...Pole...You lie! You lie!!!” I’m thinking she didn’t have to learn a lot of phrases to communicate with him. Disappointment is easy to convey in English LOL. Also what has happened to fresh faced Karinny? She was so young and pretty when we first met her. She is just so haggard now. Her skin is terrible too. Being with Paul is like living in constant high pollution.

I just realized this thread title is Slumdog Thousandaire. I’m blind with hysteria. while waiting for the other sandal to drop, I’m amused at the lengths that TLC will go to interjecting lighthearted Indian inspired music into their segments. They do it for other couples too but this one makes me laugh. It’s sooooooooo 90 day. Maybe Sumit is playing the long con. Still not sure what that means LOL. Maybe she’s lying to him and presenting herself as someone who has more money than she does. I don’t really want to think about this but she’s there for the ego trip and humping so she’s getting what she wants. A little misrepresentation wouldn’t be out of the question. He likes white women. I mean I like Latin men but never have dated one....didn’t find a need to go find one in another country twice my age either. I feel like I’m missing something! Well maybe I’ll wait and see how this one ends....

Koolaid inspired ombré

Maybe her real MO is to find a guy and anchor baby him. Does Ronald have anything worth anchoring?

I love how they use a super flattering bikini photo of Evelyn as her “intro” shot whenever they are recapping her story. Don’t be fooled by instagram, filters, shot angles and face smoothing. I actually think they are both the same level of attractiveness. I don’t know why Corey thinks she is above his weight class that he should just give her everything. Not to mention her personality is bossy and entitled. This is almost like Pole and Karinny all over again. Karinny is not aging well being connected to Man on Fire Pole.