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Andy is insufferable

Sue’s face has been perpetually dirty and everyone else is clean. She strikes me as a person who knows by heart where she puts the brown powder to make her nose slimmer, chin slimmer, neck slimmer, lips fatter. She’s a master contourer with a mirror LOL

Is Sue using dirt to make shadows on her face?

This group is all over the place. Is Gabe that much of a threat? Sue’s done better than him hasn’t she? Andy and Rachel both look like goats.

Awkward handshake with Andy. Don’t do it. He’s a snake without a handshake.

OMG editors thank you. Write that name down Sue!!

How does this show work in order for it not to be battle of the fittest males? Working backwards there has to be a way to let the Amy’s of the world compete and struggle because her family needs the money. If the show was 15 Dusty’s it would make even less sense. it will be interesting to see how the final challenges equalize the fitness component. I wonder what the participants are thinking as they watch the episodes now. Are they embarrassed at the hokey helicopter and them shouting about a mountainskeeper?

Why am I watching this? every week I dislike these people more and I think it’s because of the premise and it’s ever changing rules. And that slo mo helicopter. And the open hands voting. And the bubbling cauldron of soup. And please don’t put butter on my bread I’m lactose intolerant. And thanks for the dehydrating beer at elevation.

Ironic. Genevieve says it’s a shitshow but she started it.

All this to vote out Kyle? Rome’s tank top lives on Sue!

Where is the sarcasm font? Great job Rachel!

It has to be Kyle right?!

Um. You build a shaky triangle to win

Anyone want to get rid of…GABE?!?

So gross.