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Damn, Javi, why so stupid?

Thanks! I thought they were secretly seeing each other or something. *phew*

Barb looks like she's not that fond of Javi. And WHAT is with Javi's and Kail's matching cartouche(?) necklaces!?

The threads need subtitles so I know where to go for the hot goss!

About David pulling out a knife at a party?

I worry about Aubree. Some fans think she's chunky (others disagree), and now she's seeing her mom count carbs and possibly intentionally starve in order to lose weight. I learned about dieting from my mom when I was around Aubree's age, but not from her purposely teaching me. I witnessed her dieting. IMO, not a good thing to model for young people, but at the same time it's rather inescapable in this world.

Yes, I've noticed! And it's more noticeable than in previous seasons. Well, if they think we are dumb, I think they are lazy. Match that sh!t up!

This is what I remember. Leah worried she was too thin to have carried twins.

Enh, I'm gonna side with Roxanne this time. Luis is a punk. His newborn daughter is taken to the ER and he doesn't even check on her? WTF? Why didn't Chelsea have a one-year anniversary celebration versus a "reception" a year after the fact?

I think she was saying if Addy and the twins were the same age, but LOL

How can this show be so trashy yet sooo boring at the same time?

You live in Bon Temps!

I totally got the feeling she got pregnant the very night they met. I bet you. But of course she'd never admit to that. Who would?

How was Gracie a scapegoat when Ali asked for beef jerky, Leah was handing it to her, Gracie intercepted, wouldn't pass it to Ali and then when Ali tried to take it, Gracie wallops her? I mean good for Ali for walloping her back, but I found it really chilling when Gracie explained to Leah, "Ali didn't ask for the jerky [from me]." Why is she creepily trying to exert that sort of control over Ali? There have been little disturbing moments like that here and there over several seasons where Gracie seems to monitor and police what Ali does, down to her feelings and motivations. Oh, and Gracie lied immediately to her mother about what had just happened.

I thought he was about to spank her, too. IIUC, it's pretty accepted in WV.

I should've mentioned I was referring to the beef jerky in the car scene. The fishing fracas was Corey's fault. Any reason Ali wasn't set up with an activity? How about some watercolors? That was beautiful scenery.

Sorry, but Gracie is a brat and a liar. And I don't think it's because Ali gets more attention. #unpopularopinionprobably But that girl has a mean streak, and Ali is her punching bag.

One day Kristen the producer showed up at Jenelle's along with a photographer Jenelle hired to take engagement photos. Both had been receiving texts from J. that she and David were fighting for hours. J. would not meet the two. David texted he would call the cops if they didn't leave. The next day, Kristen is in Jenelle's house and asks about the fight. J. starts to say they both were just in a bad mood. Then she distracts by acting high and nuts about showing K. her lava lamp/jellyfish. K. asks about the fighting again, and Dave starts lying his ass off in a really unconvincing high voice, "Were we fighting? We weren't fighting. Everything is good in this house. You're lying." Jenelle looks like she's dissociating at this point while Maryssa in the background goes still and small like an animal that spots its predator. K. tries to act human like, "Hey, that's life. People argue." But Der Fuhrer is having none of it and leaves, presumably to fill the hardware store with wedding prep uppercuts. As posters said above, it made my blood run cold.

Fuck you, Jenelle, for taking the abuse David does to you and transferring it to your 60-something-year-old mother.

David calling that "my house" before they'd even wed. Gah, he is so gross. Why would Javi drop pursuing child support? I think that's foolish. Kail won't have MTV dough forever. So get it now, Javi, for your son!

She was deflecting *and* sooooo high. Like that's a lava lamp, dude, not jellyfish. Randilicious, you're hilarious, but this is so beneath you. At least join PTV and snark anonymously rather than under your real (professional) name.

David is freaking terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrifying.

Ugh, please don't make me defend Kail or Jenelle, but to be fair, look at the parent that stayed. I like Barb, but we know how she can be. And Suzie? OMFG. Neglectful, narcissistic, alcoholic. I'm amazed I dislike Kail as much as I do after the glimpse of how she grew up. Vee's mom seemed loving and supportive. I'm not saying Kail and Jenelle couldn't work on bettering themselves, but first they'd have to realize they could improve. I don't think they'll ever get there. Those F'ed-up family dynamics are really ingrained and etch into a personality in ways that seem impossible to change. Personality disorders are usually untreatable and from what I understand are caused by abuse/neglect and/or are congenital.