Pickles Aplenty

I wish all the TM girls would stop acting like social media is a thorn, in their sides. If they woke up tomorrow and no one was talking about them at all, they would lose their shit.

This is just scary. No one will believe Jenelle the next time she cries abuse, and there will be a next time. David will put her in the ground, and I'm not saying that lightly. I don't see any other way this will end.

You have to care about animals, to do that.

Does Jenelle's boom bod come complete with farting elbows?

Marshmallows are not that color.

Well, Jenelle, it's time to fill out that WalMart application...

The people running this thing really know how to make someone like Leah feel special. Just looking at that jacket makes me realized how fucked she is, and how much money she has probably spent on these bullshit "seminars", or whatever they call them. What is MITT's objective, anyway? Do they go out and help people and try to make the world a better place, or do they just yell, and wave plastic torches, around? What exactly is she paying them, for?

What a dumb bitch.

I didn't have a problem with anyone's speech. I expect a little rambling, at a big moment like that. I don't know much about dairy farms, but if it was an example that Joaquin gave about cruelty, whatever. It was a bit weird, but it was fine. I really liked Brad Pitt thanking the stunt men and women, with his speech, and I liked Laura Dern, thanking her parents. And I like the way Bong Joon-ho looked at his Oscar, like he couldn't believe it had actually happened. Those were probably my favorite moments of the night.

On a different note (heh), none of the Best Original Songs stayed in my head, after I heard them. They all sounded so...generically uplifting, to me, and I just didn't get them. Even though Marshall Mathers' performance didn't quite make sense, I welcomed it, because at least it was different. And it was fun to watch some of the cast members from Hamilton rap along, with him. I'm also tired of biopics winning ALL the acting categories. I might be in the minority, but I didn't think Tom Hanks played a convincing Fred Rogers, at all. The entire time, I knew I was watching Tom Hanks. Great actor, but quite frankly, I'm surprised he was even nominated, for that.

I hated the movie, too. I think Zellweger is an amazing actress, but this performance was not her best, IMO. I was also hoping for a ScarJo win, but I wouldn't have been disappointed if Saoirse Ronan took it home, even though I didn't think Little Women was that impressive. Really, anyone but RZ would have been fine. The big takeaway from all this is that I really need to see JoJo Rabbit. It looks like my kind of movie, and I love Taika Waititi.

I didn't find it depressing, at all. I thought it was a very hopeful movie about the way families change, after divorce. And Adam Driver is excellent, as always. Highly recommend.

I disagree. I think they work just fine, without a host. But, if it has to happen again, I wouldn't mind seeing Steve Martin and Chris Rock, tag team it. They were funny.

Count me as one of the few who thought Parasite was a decent movie, but not Best Picture material. For some reason, I just couldn't get into it the way I could with some of the other movies. But, I loved Marriage Story, so what do I know? I liked the fact that Brad Pitt won, even though I thought Leo was superior, in that movie. Joaquin's speech brought the crazy, so I wasn't disappointed, in that. It's not really the Oscars if at least one person doesn't ramble about something batshit insane, during their acceptance speech. I thought 1917 was a lock for Best Picture, but clearly, I was wrong. I don't hold Scorsese's comments about superhero movies against him at all, because I am sick to death of them. I'll sit in the asshole corner with you, Marty. On a shallow note, I loved Gal Gadot's dress. Very pretty.

That hair makes her look so much older. Like a woman in her 50's, trying to look 25.

My guess is that she and UBT are hoping to get their own show about being this blended, redneck family, living in the boonies, kind of like Duck Dynasty, or Honey Boo-Boo, only, um, sexier, or something, because Jenelle believes she is this sexy, young mom, and not Roberta Muldoon. They have enough dumbass fans for them to think they could carry a show like that, despite the failures of the eyebrow kit, and the knife making, or whatever the fuck UBT does. They are both delusional.

What exactly are they doing for money, these days? Anyone know?

Kail is going to be a lawyer? Can't remember the last time I heard a lawyer say that their "baby dad" fucked them doggystyle in order to conceive a child, but okay.

Jenelle looks absolutely miserable, now that she's back on The Land. Granted, she always has this look in her eyes like she just took 20 Xanax, but it looks like all the life has been sucked right out of her. Is it being back with David that's doing that, or is it the fact that MTV didn't come crawling back when they "broke up", and she has no idea where her money is going to come from? Hard to say.

I know that. It's just that every time she does something terrible, I can't believe a person can act that way towards their own children. I should believe it, since I experienced it firsthand, but I don't know...it just pisses me off, every time it happens and I vent about it, here.

What a fucking sleazebag Jenelle is. Her children are most likely traumatized from growing up in an abusive home, and confused over how their daily lives have changed in a such a short amount of time, and she's spending her time flying around, boning "fans", and whining about it on social media? I'm not the least bit surprised, but come on. What a shitty, selfish "mother".

Not to mention Bunny butting in and acting completely racist and bitchy over Charlotte and Trey adopting a baby from China.

This was one of those moments where I wanted to smack Carrie, just for the way she treated her realtor. When you've blown all your money on shoes, and you don't have a penny to your name at the age of 35, you really don't have the right to call any apartments within your price range "shitholes". What a fucking brat.

If so, that was the dumbest move, ever. How the hell were they planning on keeping the lie going, for long? They have a child, together. Just...HOW was that supposed to work? Does anyone understand moron logic, so they can explain it, to me? 😜

John Lithgow is looking rough, these days.