long beach lisa

I'm fully prepared to duck the rotten tomatoes that will be coming my way for even saying this (after having read all the Brandi hate because of the subject), but I'm truly innocently asking: Why is everyone so furious at her for revealing that Adrienne Wildenstein-cat-lady-face used a surrogate? Wasn't this because the aforementioned alleged victim of this horrifying revelation actually LIED and bitched about how painful her Caesarean had been? Why even mention anything? That, to me, is the bad part of this whole situation. Brandi revealing it is just, well, Brandi doing what she does, no? And if CatFace wasn't ashamed of using a surrogate (Camille St. Grammer admitted to hers on Howard Stern years ago, but claimed both were due to her Irritable Bowel Syndrome), why lie about it? That's like lying about adopting a kid -- wasn't she afraid her sons would see that on TV when they're Googling themselves in a few years? And as far as potential injury to her sons' psyches, I'd worry more about the mug I was splashing on TV with obviously paid escorts young enough to join them on the jungle gym!

I said this last season -- David seems gay to me. Absolutely no chemistry with his stunning wife. Perhaps they have an agreement. I'd do it for that house alone.

I thought from the first season that she probably has chunky thighs (for her size), and that's what gives her that gait. I do remember running around Manhattan in my 20s and 30s in high heels (and paying for it now LOL) without a second thought.

TMCFR brings to mind "simian."

Totally agree on Lisa looking older -- mainly because of her hair. I'm her age and have thick, Italian hair her length, but with long layers and highlights. She probably wears extensions and I'm not believing her age at all, as a PP mentioned. I do think she's in her early to mid 60s, or she's not well-preserved. I loved Lisa R's hair ... for more than 20 years. I think she needs an update -- that look is over for her. But I have a feeling she's gonna be a hoot; I certainly don't mind looking at Harry, that's for sure! And I think Yolanda is the most beautiful of all the RH women, young or old. What gorgeous bone structure! I don't mind her hair now that she's cut it -- the white blond isn't unnatural-looking on a Dutch gal. Does anyone agree with me that the best these ladies look is when they're in jeans and T-shirts? Lisa looks stunning in skinny jeans with heels (although I do notice the wonky walking). That body is fabulous.

This is my "The Secret" secret -- all it took was one visit long ago to Malibu Beach ... and when I think of winning the lottery, that's where I'd head ASAP. Absolutely glorious views; there's nothing like beachfront property (minus the storms, of course). I'd tell David he was a delightful dictator if that's what he wanted to be called in addition to king to live in a palace by the sea like Yolanda's.

I was thrilled to see Harry on my favorite TV drama, MM, but am I the only one old enough to remember how smokin' he was on "L.A. Law'? Mamma mia!

This just made me remember that Brandi revealed in her first appearances that she was raised in a nudist home, right? (Yuck, glad I didn't remember that when her parents were on!) So maybe she really is a free spirit ... one who prefers the Beverly Hills lifestyle and guys who look like Eddie Cibrian :)

How about a "Mystery Girls Science Theater 4000"? These episodes are ripe for snark!

Complete with a raspy-voiced, Joyce-Wildenstein-surgeried idiot who washed a chicken with dishwashing liquid.

To turn these images positive, Jon Hamm (deliciously handsome Don Draper of "Mad Men") is today's "Uncle Miltie" in the package department ...so gals, your dreams are safe again :)

And something tells me (another miraculous survivor--and I mean miracle) you never played yours up for sympathy. You go, girl! Sorry but that is the one reason I can't hate Kathy--she never uses her daughter's medical issues (I hope that pretty girl is 100% OK now) as fodder for this show.

I think I love you! That's who Richie Wakile reminds me of!!

I think Gia will grow up to be quite an exotic beauty; Milania I can't picture yet older. Gabriella, the spitting image of Joe's mother, is beautiful but, to me, Audriana is simply breathtaking -- a Botticelli painting come to life. My heart melts whenever I see her gorgeous blue eyes and curly mop of hair onscreen.

Ha! This reminded me of an episode of "Cheers" when Cliff babysat Carla's unruly clan and they ended up throwing him down the bar steps, wrapped up like a mummy! Come to think of it -- except for the being convicted felons part -- Tre and Joe are not unlike Carla and Nick Tortelli, complete with out-of-control Milania. Who, by the way, I would pay extra to see on my TV screen any day of the week. Throw in Ayden, Phaedra's absolutely delicious son who is wise beyond his years, and I'll quit my job to watch! I know people are appalled at Milania's antics, and her parents' non-discipline, but you have to admit that she is one of the few non-scripted funny things on TV anywhere! I love me some kids with personality -- especially when I can turn them off should I tire of them LOL.

I stand corrected -- you make a point! And we know talent isn't a prerequisite, judging from who's onscreen nowadays.

I get the feeling that Candy (another delusional, ugly, spoiled ice queen) is the type to leave all her money to stupid causes, and none to Tori. Or her children. For spite. But, I also think Tori's got more Spelling money than the $800K she claims; how else could they live so high on the hog?

Because they don't have to have real jobs and have way too much time and money on their hands.

Years ago (when her father was still alive) Tori was a guest on Howard Stern's radio show, and of course he was kissing butt up and down, calling her "beautiful" and "talented." After she left the studio, the phones went wild with regular listeners calling Howard on on his obvious BS ... and I still laugh (not nice to do, but I'm being honest) with one guy who said "Beautiful? She looks like a bassett hound!" Right on the money.

My money's on her and Joe divorcing and, after her stint, having her own Bravo show ("Me and My Girls" or some such) and it being successful. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if that's all been legally hammered out already by Devil Andy and his minions. Joe will go to his stashed millions in a beautiful country, and all will live happily ever after. I think.

I'm guessing since she was born in '72 (why can't I use my time more wisely??), the name choice might have been influenced by singer/TV host Andy Williams' French wife, Claudine Longet -- who then became a murderess. I remember loving that name when I first heard it.

In all fairness (full disclosure: I'm of Italian descent, a first-gen. American), I know very few Italian women who can't keep a huge house absolutely sparkling, have great food cooking on every burner, make sure every household detail is taken care of, keep their children groomed and dressed in freshly laundered clothes...Wish I could do that, but that gene bypassed me. I'm constantly amazed by the way they can juggle everything, plus take care of themselves, and never complain. And I don't know of one who's ever hired someone to help out -- but that's my mother's generation, SAHMs. Now, I know these women have never been near a flat-iron either, but as far as keeping house, etc., I don't find it hard to believe that Teresa could be one of those first-generation Wonder Women who can clean a huge house like that on her own.

I thought he was thoroughly gross-looking (there goes my long-held belief that Aussie men are all good-looking and sexy!) and terribly fawning, especially over Loser Lydia. Both parts of the reunion were pretty bad, so I won't be watching if they show Season 2 here in the U.S. I can't believe I think Andy's a better interviewer! I've always yearned to travel to Australia--ever since "TheThorn Birds" -- so I don't know if it's Melbourne, or the particular group they picked from Melbourne, but I'm coming away with a quite lowered respect for the continent, especially the way I feel it's decades behind the times, fashion-wise and otherwise, because of this show. Then again, I can't imagine Orange County being an awful place at all -- even with the low-rent slags they chose to feature from the beginning.

So very sorry I watched this POS show -- I saw my beautiful neighborhood (where they did the trapeze (Long Beach, NY, HOURS from where they iive) being defiled by those horses' asses, and wept!! I'm beginning to think that Andy, because of his demotion, is getting his revenge on the Bravo brass. I hope it's that..and not that he thinks this absolutely insipid, low-rent freak show is good TV.

Lydia was crowing that she was the richest, I believe. I agree with Gina -- if you don't earn it, it ain't yours! Meaning your rich hubby can pull the rug out from under you at any time ... if you earn it, no one can take it away.